Cannibal Man

Fucking hell, he looks like one of the Italians in Allo Allo!

2 hours ago, Merzbow said:

Who's he gonna even sign?

literally anyone he can fit into a pair of denim overalls and a straw hat

the hype for this feels whatever the opposite of off the charts is, on the charts? these feels like a very on the charts decision that wont satisfy anyone on either weird side

The difference in commentary in modern WWE is mad, too.  Me and a mate watched a lot of mid 2000s WWE a few weeks ago and the first thing thats impossible to ignore and not be constantly assaulted by is the commentary reading like a script rehearsal where Wikipedia is the dialogue and you get an electric shock to the balls if you stop talking. Nothing breathes and none of it sounds human. Like a human version of those WWE documentaries where they can't let a single conversation happen without loud fucking heavy metal. Commendable that they've turned it around into genuinely quite good that fast and I can only assume it's because they haven't got a sex criminal yelling at them any more.

No comparison, even McAfee was tolerable. Good work.

You know what I didn't have an issue with a second of Night 2 but all the crying and heartfelt speeches need to go. I can buy that someone would legitimately be emotional at the exciting thing with people you know unfolding in front of you, but all the talk and focus after, OOHH SAMANTHA SHE WAS CRYING HEY CRYING GET IT ON YOUTUBE AND SOCIAL MEDIA, FUCKING CRYING DID YOU SEE THE CRYING they have to turn into 'moments; just stinks. Everyone crying on cue, everyone going OOH CRYING when someone cries, the reposts of photos of people crying with your own caption about how you're crying. Come on!

5 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

If he was as smart as he thinks he is he would air all his grievances through Meltzer, get him to say "Sources close to the situation have told me he only choked Jack Perry a little bit" for example and then he would have some deniability.

I dunno I think I like that whether he's right or wrong he's gone direct rather than let fan circles pull apart a reheated Meltzer report. Him going public and saying everything from his POV just sort of dares the other side to be as direct rather than letting it turn into more and more whispery bollocks. I doubt that'll happen but it'd certainly be nice for a change.

LOG ON TONY

4 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

This is why I need someone other than Butch to watch On Cinema on here because my Gregg Turkington / VFA reference will mean nothing to anyone.

hey guys!

I was loving Wrestle Me but I tend to work with these types of things playing the entire time one after other and I rinsed the Patreon very quickly. Think that was about a year ago so i'm eager to get back into it.

Beefcake has maybe the best example of a 'Nutkins' haircut on earth ATM, the tour of the accident site really showed off how bad it is

laughing at that entrance, looking round yelling at every fucker then his funny little spin down the aisle

technically interacted with him ie I said no when he motioned to me and a mate to come to his table and spend money on Virgil shite so RIP to Virgil my close friend

the entire Vampiro/Sting run from the arse end of WCW. Cannot get enough of that shit, the human torch match? the graveyard match? absolutely yes mate, Fin Martin do one

ooh I walked past that first/top one yesterday night - when I worked round there that building had something called INTERACTIVE GOLF BAR on the bottom floor but had already been shut for years so inside got greyer and dustier but kept the big interactive virtual golf wall, the ornaments, the walls decorated with golf shite in there the whole time rotting and looking more and more terrifying. Eventually you'd see homeless people climbing in and out of the badly smashed in windows having to use INTERACTIVE GOLF BAR as a roof over their head and living among all the remains of the place, and now obviously it's a posh bar and unrented offices. Always thought the entire building itself was so ugly though that they'd knock it down once they got everyone out the first time but they just painted over how sad it looked.

9 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

After Friday, I'm less convinced that Rollins turns on Rhodes now and that The Rock is taking down Reigns from within. 

yeah I reckon this too, even with them dragging the storyline back to almost normal and giving us heel sleeveless ugly tithead shirts Rock for a while auld baldy will still want to end a Wrestlemania looking like a great bunch of lads

please go and fuck yourself, you horrible cunt

1 hour ago, Merzbow said:

there were a couple of wrestling fans I could hear when certain characters popped up

dreading this now, fuck me (im not, im actually very excited)

EDIT - accidental double TED ARCIDI related post

1 minute ago, Loki said:

But you can’t expect the WWE to run their business solely for you.

 

THEY WILL BRING BACK TED ARCIDI AND I WILL MANIFEST IT

I'm sorry but i'm fucking pigshit sick of shite ideas being rubbed in my face as actually good because it being some decent business idea trumps everything else. That's been every shite WWE idea for as long as I can remember now, "well, it may be shite but you have to admit" etc - nah, sorry, absolutely fuck The Rock in his arse, I hope his bollocks fall off.

10 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

he forces media outlets to reprint those positives alongside everything else

alternatively -

HE TOOK A COFFE TO SOMEONE HE FUCKING KNEW FOR YUOUTUBEq!q! IM NOT SAYING TED BUNDY BUT

is there a legal business term for doing a Triggers Broom on a whole set of management and staff

8 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

What interest is there in Black Saturday beyond the IWC?

Lapsed Fan did a really good short series in Black Saturday and got a lot of good information from it plus a load of shit i'd never heard before and a few myths and rumours cleared up. If you know nothing or only vagueries about how Vince came to power outside of the average "bought talent/was a grass" stuff it's a good insight into him being a snake

Diesel was shite