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  1. -Best moment-

    -Austin Aires wins the world championship

    -Lesnar returns

    -The Rock Vs. John Cena

     

    -Biggest anticlimax-

    -The Faces of Pain not destroying Team ROH at Chikara King of Trios

    -Ryback not winning at Hell in the Cell

    -James Storm not winning at Lockdown

     

    -Funniest moment-

    -Kaz & Daniels throw a baby-shower for Claire Lynch. "DO THE RIGHT THING, AJ!!! DO THE RIGHT THING!"

    -Kane & Bryan go to anger management

    -The Funkasaurus debuts

     

    -Best bang for your buck-

    -Antonio Cesaro

    -Prime Time Players

    -Bray Wyatt

     

    -Best non-wrestler-

    Hulk Hogan

    Joseph Park

    Paul Heyman

     

    -Poster of the year-

    I don't bloody know, uh, Wrestlemania. Probably.

     

    -GTFO-

    Matt Striker

    Vickie Guerrero

    Chavo Guerrero

  2. -Wrestler of the year-

    -Austin Aires

    -Daniel Bryan

    -John Cena

     

    -Worst wrestler-

    -Tensai

    -Mr. Anderson

    -Brodus Clay

     

    -Best face-

    -John Cena

    -Austin Aires

    -Joseph Park

     

    -Best heel-

    -Christopher Daniels

    -John Laurinitus

    -Bully Ray

     

    -Best tag-team-

    -Bad Influence: Daniels & Kazarian

    -Team Hell No!

    -Prime Time Players

     

    -Best performance-

    -Brock Lesnar brutalising John Cena during their match

    -Joseph Park at Slammiversary

    -John Cena destroying The Rock with his promos

     

    -Best feud-

    -AJ Styles Vs. Daniels and Kaz

    -Joseph Park Vs. Bully Ray

    -Cena Vs. Punk

     

    -Match of the year-

    -Brock Lesnar Vs. John Cena - Extreme Rules

    -CM Punk Vs. John Cena - Night of Champions

    -AJ Styles Vs. Christopher Daniels: Last Man Standing - Destination X

  3. Look at this absolutely fucking great twitter exchange between Dolph Ziggler and the one and only Arnold Schwarzenegger. Dolph gets owned.

     

    Dolph Ziggler ‏@HEELZiggler

    grabbing @Schwarzenegger's book bc once i cash in my MITB World Title contract i'll study his workouts for the media & movies im offered😎

     

    Arnold ‏@Schwarzenegger

    Good luck with that and enjoy the book @HEELZiggler. Appreciate the support.

     

    Dolph Ziggler ‏@HEELZiggler @Schwarzenegger haha relax brother, i dont need luck & im not a fan, just a heads up, im on my way to being a much bigger STAR than you!

     

    Arnold ‏@Schwarzenegger

    @HEELZiggler It's going to take more than reading my book. You better memorize it. Then do curls with it. Then you'll be 1% of the way there

     

    Dolph Ziggler ‏@HEELZiggler

    @Schwarzenegger whatevs! Youre living in the past! #OldNews IM the future & wrestling is like, the 5th best thing i do! SHOW-OFF

     

    Arnold ‏@Schwarzenegger

    @HEELZiggler I'd hate to see 1st-4th best things. You're right, you are the Show Off. Every time I see you I turn the show off.

     

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    If WWE don't use that Ziggler/Schwarzenegger Twitter exchange on the next episode of Raw, they're idiots.

  4. In my weird headspace, the name "Bond" is basically something that comes with the 007 position. Each Bond is a new person that's taking over the mantle of 007, and therefore taking on the Bond name. So this chap is very much a 21st century Bond.

     

    They alluded to this is in On Her Majesty's Secret Service, actually. Lazenby says, just before the opening credits, "This never happened to the other fella...".

     

    Talking of OHMSS, I watched it again the other day. It's amazing.

  5. I read that rant Gladstone posted and found myself getting angry and annoyed at Inception all over again. It's such a pile of over-long, pseudo-intellectual shite. I think I've said it before on this forum but Christopher Nolan is the middle class Michael Bay: Both are dreadful hacks who can't shoot action sequences to save their lives, the difference being that Nolan went to university and read an article about Descartes on wikipedia once.

     

    Inception? Insipid more like, eh? Cuh!

  6. Another set of NXT tapings took place last night at that university place:

     

    <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler

    William Regal & Byron Saxton came out for commentary. Chris Russo is the ring announcer.

     

    Dark Matches

    * Xavier Woods defeated Corey Graves with a Sliding Flatliner.

    * Sheamus defeats Drew McIntyre

    * Sin Cara defeated Hunico w/Camacho with a top rope arm drag

     

    Episode 1

     

    * Camacho defeated Tyson Kidd with a DDT. Hunico came out with Camacho but the referee sent him to the back. Tyson had Camacho ready for the Sharpshooter, but Michael McGuillicutty distracted him, allowing Camacho to win.

     

    * Bray Wyatt defeated Aiden English with a Swinging STO.

     

    * At this point Jim Ross came out for commentary with Byron Saxton and William Regal.

     

    3) The Primetime Players (Titus O

  7. This sounds rather bloody good, with the exception of some of the FCW shitarse crew (Jason Jordan, Kassius Ohno, CJ Parker, The Ascension, Aiden English and Jinder Mahal). No Maxine or Kaitlyn either?

    You do know who Kassius Ohno is right???
    Yes, and that's why I included that doughy, lanky bellend in my list.
  8. This sounds rather bloody good, with the exception of some of the FCW shitarse crew (Jason Jordan, Kassius Ohno, CJ Parker, The Ascension, Aiden English and Jinder Mahal). No Maxine or Kaitlyn either?

    Woah!!!! Careful now. The Ascension are amazing, and half the problem they have had in FCW is the fact that they are lit wrong (I know that sounds weird, but it's true). I'm gagging to see them get a proper TV entrance, which could look amazing *Cough* *Damned Nation* ;)
    Really? I just think the gimmick comes across as incredibly forced and hokey. And Kenneth Cameron has to be one of the worst wrestler names ever.I should also say that I'm glad that the Rotundo boys seem to be in line for good pushes. They're both excellent in their own ways.
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    So you buy the mag, read it, and then log on and bitch on line about it being shitty! Remind me who the mark is!

     

    Your like an ECW fan in 1996. Complaining about wrestlers selling out, then buying a WWE ticket (thus lining the WWE's pockets) to tell that wrestler that they sold out!

     

    If you don't like ot don't fucking buy it!!

     

    Tell me.....have you ever kissed a girl son?

     

    1. I didn't fucking buy it, I skimmed through it in WHSmiths while waiting for my train home and then put it back on the shelf. I haven't bought an issue of Powerslam since I was 17. I usually like the interviews in it, but the rest is shite.

     

    2. I'm married "son" so yes I've kissed a girl. Not that that has anything to do with anything. You're on an internet wrestling forum just like the rest of us so you're hardly the fucking Fonze.

     

    3. Fuck off and die you sad cunt.

     

    Mr Tibbs just got Gillespied.

     

    Superb.

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