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I think we are all waiting for our Sky subscriptions to expire before we can move to Virgin Media to get BT Sport cheap.
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Mordue-cai
Arnold Skoland
Conquistador Dos Equis
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This is beautiful.
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Before my contract ended at a multinational company I had a quick search in the global email address list and found some cracking names:
Ginger Beaver
Tony Gaylard (not a typo)
Randy Feller
Moany Birdsong
Charlie King-Cox
Dick Skinner
And my personal favourite - Shitong Liu
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A few months ago I had a dream where I was in the Royal Rumble and I was hoisted over the top rope and landed on the apron clinging on to the ropes. I then had a mudhole stomped into me and I fell to the outside which is where I woke up after I took a flat back bump falling out of bed.
I was a bit startled and I sat up and turned to the bed where my wife who was breastfeeding our son looking at me puzzled.
I completely no-sold it, gave her a wink and climbed back in bed and went back off to sleep.
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We are right in the middle of the Merrynium, which can only mean one thing - It is time to think of some random numbers for an event at the end of January for no reason at all!
This will be the 10th (I am not counting the Saudi Shitshow) Rumble Lottery I will be presiding over which is scary and depressing. Let's have a look at the roll of honour of the winners of this prestigious event.
Hall of Fame
2011 Lancastrino
2012 Chilli Dog
2013 Vince Russo
2014 Silky Kisser
2015 Seph
2016 JohnCarr92 and The Four Horsemen
2017 Otto Dem Wanz
2018 Men's: HBK4Life
2018 Women's: BradyisGod22
2018 Overall: Grecian
2018 Greatest Royal Rumble: Wrasslin
2019 Men's: Cobra_Gordo
2019: Women's: Alex Wright Mark
2019 Overall: Supremo
Due to NXT essentially being the 'Third Brand' now it is inevitable that there will be a plethora of NXT competitors in the Rumble so I have decided to scrap that award. A new one is in its place.
As usual all you need to do is reply to this thread and pick FIVE numbers between 1 and 30. These numbers will be used for both Rumble's. Each selection will be allocated points as below
The Top 5
Winner - 50 points
Runner-up (last eliminated) - 35 points
3rd - 25 points
4th - 15 points
5th - 10 points
Survivor award; the most time spent in the ring
1st longest - 20 points
2nd longest - 18 points
3rd longest - 16 points
4th longest - 14 points
5th longest - 12 points
Your wrestler eliminates another: 3 points
The Bushwhacker Luke award; If your wrestler is eliminated within 60 seconds of entering the ring you are deducted 10 points.
Skinning the Cat Award - If your wrestler skins the cat and returns into the ring you will gain five points. However if he is eliminated whilst attempting it or within three seconds of returning into the ring he will be deducted ten points for being a dickhead.
The Tiffany Award - If your wrestler is by himself in the ring (after entrant number two enters the ring) then he will receive six points. It is possible for your wrestler to score more than once. Obviously the winner is not included in this.
The "You Stupid Idiot" Award - Renamed after Chris Jericho who did this in 2017, if your wrestler volunteers to climb the top rope but then gets knocked off and eliminated you lose 20 points.
The "Well We Weren't Expecting You!" Award - If your pick is a WWE Hall of Famer or someone who is not a member of the active wrestling roster you will gain 10 points. (My decision will be final if the person qualifies for this award)The Double Bubble Award: If your selection competed earlier on the card = 5 points
The "In Like a House on Fire" Award: If your entrant eliminates someone within 60 seconds of entering the ring they will get an additional four points as well as the normal elimination bonus.Hat Trick Heaven: If your pick is a member of an active tag-team or stable you will get 3 points. If they are in the Rumble at the same time as a fellow group member it will be doubled to 6 points and if they are three members or more it will be doubled once again to 12 points. (It will be capped to three members)
New for 2020: 24/7 Conundrum - If your pick is the 24/7 champion during the Rumble when they enter the ring you will receive 7 points. If they lose the title during the Rumble they will lose 11 points. If your pick wins the 24/7 Championship during the Rumble they will gain 15 points, but will lose 11 points if they are swiftly defeated.
Before you post your selections please read these rules to help me out:
1. Make sure you only pick FIVE numbers from 1 to 30
2. Make sure they are in numerical order
3. If you fail to adhere to these rules I will make you look like a chump.My selection is 2,6,11,24 and 28
Good luck!
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31 minutes ago, simonworden said:
Perhaps the proper ukff way is to jam it in the drain pipe?
Surely it is reversing into the urinal as if it is some kind of arse pan and directly pointing the jet stream into the downpipe.
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And I have never been able to look at a cow in the same light as well.
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2 hours ago, The King of Old School said:
Knowing WWE, The Royal Rumble will probably have a NXT rumble
Don't give them any fucking ideas! It is bad enough to work out 2 rumbles for the lottery.
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@Sheffbag What would listening to Planet Rock achieve?
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After a day at the beach when I was on my honeymoon in Mexico, we returned to our hotel room to discover a cockroach the size of a dinner plate in the bathroom.
I panicked and instinctively pushed my wife into the bathroom and held the door shut until she dealt with it.
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You would have thought after legitimately slaying the beast last night, Seth Rollins should have opened the show looking like a Rockstar. Instead he came out looking like the head waiter of Prezzo.
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For those of you who missed Ziggler v Goldberg
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8 hours ago, TheToeSucker said:
The Malteasers are a pale imitation of the real stuff.
And Caramels are nasty.
The Maltesers in Revels are the real deal. Mars make both confections.
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I just grabbed a few bits from the local Tesco and as I was walking down the dairy aisle there was an old chap with a bit of a look of Dr Shipman with a basket of shopping.
He reached up to the top shelf of the yoghurt shelf to grab some of those posh Danone's in a glass jar. He lost his grasp of the multipack and instinctively tried to catch his dropping produce into his shopping basket.
But he had a bit too much force in his forward motion and whacked the shelf with a massive donk which was enough for the shelf to dislodge from the bracket. Cartons of pasteurized cow juice was scattered right across the aisle.
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I have just got back from a poker night and 12.30am it was 28C in my car. This is in Teesside where it barely makes 30C in the strongest of heatwaves.
The wife picked the wrong week to get the bathroom suite changed. i cant jump in the shower until Friday evening and I am strongly contemplating filling the kids paddling pool up and lay in it for an hour.
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Whenever I have been to Stratford I have parked at the Westfield and got my parking validated at Aspers Casino. I am not sure if they offer this service when there is an event at London Stadium but it might be worth checking it out.
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3 hours ago, tiger_rick said:
Mixed tag main event for Extreme Rules isn't the shot in the arm anyone needed.
Which one of Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre is dead?
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BackSplash
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On 6/21/2019 at 9:54 AM, Ricc1PW said:
well. thats made me want to see a Braun/Drake tag team more than anything in the world.
I like that but I would hold it off for a year. When they eventually win the tag straps the next night on Raw you could have a backstage skit with Nicholas towering over Drake complaining "You picked him over me!"
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Now on Channel Four... Mae Young
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Alan Kernaghan
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This calls for a reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch, but instead of claymation we get the actual celebs to 'get it on'.
I would pay good money to see a card of:
Tom Cruise vs Justin Bieber
Piers Morgan vs James Blunt
Jamie Oliver vs Gordon Ramsey
Jay-Z and Beyonce vs Kanye and Kim
The 2020 UKFF Rumble Lottery
in UK Fan Forum
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You are correct and I will be addressing this later.
If you want to participate please get your picks in by 10pm any entries after that will not be accepted.