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Glenryck Pilchards

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  1. I just grabbed a few bits from the local Tesco and as I was walking down the dairy aisle there was an old chap with a bit of a look of Dr Shipman with a basket of shopping.

    He reached up to the top shelf of the yoghurt shelf to grab some of those posh Danone's in a glass jar. He lost his grasp of the multipack and instinctively tried to catch his dropping produce into his shopping basket.

    But he had a bit too much force in his forward motion and whacked the shelf with a massive donk which was enough for the shelf to dislodge from the bracket. Cartons of pasteurized cow juice was scattered right across the aisle.

  2. I have just got back from a poker night and 12.30am it was 28C in my car. This is in Teesside where it barely makes 30C in the strongest of heatwaves. 

    The wife picked the wrong week to get the bathroom suite changed. i cant jump in the shower until Friday evening and I am strongly contemplating filling the kids paddling pool up and lay in it for an hour.

  3. Whenever I have been to Stratford I have parked at the Westfield and got my parking validated at Aspers Casino. I am not sure if they offer this service when there is an event at London Stadium but it might be worth checking it out.

  4. On 6/21/2019 at 9:54 AM, Ricc1PW said:

    well. thats made me want to see a Braun/Drake tag team more than anything in the world.

    I like that but I would hold it off for a year. When they eventually win the tag straps the next night on Raw you could have a backstage skit with Nicholas towering over Drake complaining "You picked him over me!"

  5. This calls for a reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch, but instead of claymation we get the actual celebs to 'get it on'. 

    I would pay good money to see a card of: 

    Tom Cruise vs Justin Bieber

    Piers Morgan vs James Blunt

    Jamie Oliver vs Gordon Ramsey

    Jay-Z and Beyonce vs Kanye and Kim

  6. 10 minutes ago, Pier Six Brawler said:

    Why does the Nations league have a 3rd place game? UEFA don't normally do them, there isn't one in the Euros for instance, or the Champions League for that matter. It's normally a FIFA thing, for the World Cup I can accept it but they have one for the Confederations Cup and the World Club Championship which is just stupid IMO. 

    As well as the Nations Leagues finals this weekend  there is also Euro 2020 qualifiers. I think the logic is that if the teams were not competing in the Nations League then they would have had two matches over the weekend. The Nations League finalists are all in a group of 5 while all the other groups have six teams so it would accommodate for this weekend.


    It is a bit hard to arrange an international friendly with 72 hours notice so I am guessing that explains the 3rd place playoff.


    Week 40 fixtures 
    Premier League (3pm)
    Brighton & Hove Albion 0-0 Manchester City
    Burnley 2-0 Arsenal
    Leicester City 1-1 Chelsea
    Liverpool 3-2 Wolverhampton Wanderers
    Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Everton

    Scottish Premiership

    Rangers 1-1 Celtic (Midday)

    Ligue Un

    Lille 2-0 Girondins de Bordeaux (4pm)
    Olympique de Marseille 2-1 Olympique Lyonnais (8pm)

    German Bundesliga

    Eintracht Frankfurt 2-0 Mainz (5pm)

    La Liga

    Real Sociedad 1-3 Real Madrid (5:30pm)

    Serie A

    Sampdoria 2-0 Empoli (2pm)
    Roma 1-2 Juventus (7:30pm)

    Austrian Bundesliga

    Sturm Graz 2-0 Austria Vienna (1:30pm)

    Belgian First Division A

    Royal Antwerp 2-2 Anderlecht (1:30pm)


    AZ Alkmaar 1-2 PSV Eindhoven (1:30pm)

    Russian Premier League
    Zenit St Petersburg 1-1 CSKA Moscow (5pm)

    Swiss Super League

    Young Boys Bern 1-3 FC Basel (3pm)

    Midtjylland 0-2 Copenhagen (7pm)

    Major League Soccer

    Atlanta United 1-1 Orlando City (7:30pm)

    Série A

    Santos¬†1-2 Vasco da Gama (8pm)ÔĽŅ

  8. Week 39 fixtures 
    Premier League

    Arsenal 2-0 Brighton & Hove Albion (Sunday 4:30pm)
    Cardiff City 1-0 Crystal Palace (5:30pm)
    Chelsea 1-1 Watford (Sunday 2pm)
    Huddersfield Town 0-4 Manchester United (Sunday 2pm)
    Manchester City 1-1 Leicester City (Monday 8pm)
    Newcastle United 3-4 Liverpool (7:45pm)
    West Ham United 2-1 Southampton
    Wolverhampton Wanderers 3-0 Fulham

    La Liga

    Celta Vigo 1-2 Barcelona (7:45pm)
    Espanyol 1-1 Atlético Madrid (3:15pm)

  9. Week 38 fixtures

    Premier League
    Brighton & Hove Albion 0-0 Newcastle United (5:30pm)
    Burnley 0-1 Manchester City (Sunday 2:05pm)
    Crystal Palace 2-2 Everton
    Fulham 0-1 Cardiff City
    Leicester City 2-1 Arsenal (Sunday noon)
    Manchester United 2-1 Chelsea (Sunday 4:30pm)
    Southampton 2-2 Bournemouth
    Watford 1-2 Wolverhampton Wanderers

    Serie A
    Internazionale 1-1 Juventus (7:30pm)
    Torino 2-0 Milan (Sunday 7:30pm)

  10. Premier League

    Manchester City 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur (Saturday 12:30pm)
    West Ham United 1-3 Leicester City (Saturday)

    Birmingham City 1-1 Derby County
    Bolton Wanderers 0-5 Aston Villa

    League Two
    Mansfield Town 2-1 Morecambe
    Newport County 1-1 Bury

    National League
    Dover Athletic 1-2 Aldershot Town
    Gateshead 2-2 Chesterfield

    Scottish Premiership
    Heart of Midlothian 1-1 Rangers (Saturday noon)
    Kilmarnock 1-2 Aberdeen (Saturday)

    Week 37B fixtures ‚Äď Easter Day and Easter Monday

    Premier League

    Cardiff City 0-3 Liverpool (Sun 1600)

    Ipswich Town 0-2 Swansea City
    Reading 1-1 West Bromwich Albion

    League One
    Peterborough United 2-2 Sunderland
    Wycombe Wanderers 1-2 Walsall

    League Two
    Forest Green Rovers 2-1 Cambridge United
    Yeovil Town 0-1 Colchester United 

    National League
    Braintree Town 1-2 Dagenham & Redbridge
    Halifax Town 0-1 Wrexham

    Second Bundesliga
    Dynamo Dresden w/Fog Dude¬†1-2 FC Cologne (Sunday 12:30pm)¬†ÔĽŅ

  11. Week 36 fixtures
    Premier League

    Brighton & Hove Albion 2-2 Bournemouth
    Crystal Palace 0-2 Manchester City (Sunday 2:05pm)
    Fulham 1-3 Everton
    Liverpool 1-0 Chelsea (Sunday 4:30pm)
    Southampton 2-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers

    Scottish Cup semi-finals (at Hampden Park)

    Aberdeen 1-2 Celtic (Sunday 2pm)
    Heart of Midlothian 2-0 Inverness Caledonian Thistle (12:15pm)

    German Bundesliga

    Fortuna D√ľsseldorf¬†1-4 Bayern Munich (Sunday 2:30pm)
    VfB Stuttgart 1-1 Bayer Leverkusen (2:30pm)

    Lebanese Premier League

    Tripoli SC 1-1 Salam Zgharta (Sunday 1:30pm) 

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