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  1. 1 hour ago, tiger_rick said:

    They'll suspend the season. The pressure will be too great not to. It won't do much, honestly. This thing will spread through pubs, bars, restaurants, public transport, etc. But they'll need to be seen to do something and if it takes pressure off public services, then it's probably right. Football isn't important in the grand scheme of things.

    The spreading of the virus is not the issue for football or any other large events. It is the resources that are used up. Any event of over 15,000 people has to have a police and ambulance presence, which in the grand scheme of things is a waste.

  2. I used a free £5 bet with Paddy Power for £2.50 e/w on Barcadys and used half of the winnings on a double of Simply the Betts and Concertista which has put me massively in profit for the week. 

    I had a shocker on day 1 and 2 so it is quite welcome to boost my betting pot for the final day. 

  3. On 3/11/2020 at 5:37 AM, Uncle Zeb said:

    Anyone know if 55-year-old Johnson has any pre-existing health conditions? Wondering how hard I need to be crossing my fingers here.

    He is bound to be riddled with gout as well as syphillus, crabs and any other STI you can think of.

  4. Apparently this is the management team for Genius FC

     

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    One for the Only Connect fans.

     

     

     

  5. Egghead quizzer Dave Rainford has sadly died. I have quizzed and drank with him on a few occasions and he was one of kind. The second time I met him he welcomed me like we were long lost mates and I was shocked he remembered my name. 

    He has been in poorly health for a while but this is still a shock. I shall be having a pint tonight in honour of him. RIP Dave.

  6. It is only 100% of your weekly wage if it is excessive and dangerous speeding. 

    @Silky Kisser unfortunately I think you will be getting a £100 fine and three points. I believe the general rule of thumb is you get offered a driving course if your speeding offence is the speed limit plus 20% or less. In your case it is 37%. My wife got caught doing 30 mph in a 20mph zone last year and had a fixed penalty and three points, whereas last week I was caught speeding doing 59 mph in a 50mph zone and I have been offered a speed awareness course. 

  7. I had an unsuccessful audition for Mastermind last year and the key to get on the show is to pick something that hasn't been done before. 

    In the application form it asked to pick three specialist subjects and I chose Archer (The spy one), Edvard Grieg and the Mosconi Cup. 

    Other than Archer I don't know a lot about the other subjects, but I think I was selected for audition because it was such a diverse range of subjects, but they were topics that I could easily cram study. 

    My mate Michael made the final in 2014 and he was desperate to do Wrestlemania so he could get a  free trip to either Full Sail or Greenwich but it was considered too 'low brow' so he did the Salem Witch Trials instead and got a free trip to Boston, whilst the winner chose Philip Larkin and got a trip to Hull. Who was the real winner? (No offence @tiger_rick)

  8. 13 hours ago, BomberPat said:

     

    Probably told the story earlier in the thread, but my family had lived in Jersey for years, and I'd never found a decent chippy. I'm sure the fish was great, but the chips were always rubbish. 

    It is probably because of the shite new potatoes that are grown there.

  9. 20 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

     I just want to ask will there be graphs and charts for us simple folk who love visuals?

    I am a number cruncher, not a presentation ponce. 

     

    Anywho apologies for the delay, lets get on with the results. The winner of the Women's Rumble is........

     

    @Callum1993

     

    Callum scored a massive 163 points and narrowly edged out boshealecta by three points. Harry Wiseau came in 3rd place. At the basement there was eight players with a negative score with @Sheffbag picking up the wooden spoon with -24 points with only one of his selections getting a positive score. A breakdown of the scores are below: 

     

    Username Wom1 Wom2 Wom3 Wom4 Wom5 Wom Total
    Callum1993 36 0 52 0 75 163
    boshealecta 0 83 52 10 15 160
    Harry Wiseau 36 30 -3 10 75 148
    gaz2050 36 30 0 0 75 141
    SpearCode 10 -10 52 0 75 127
    bradfordcity 36 30 -10 -10 75 121
    Devon Malcolm 30 6 -10 15 75 116
    Shane O Mac V2 30 0 0 10 75 115
    Supremo 36 9 0 -10 75 110
    Kaz Hayashi -23 -3 83 52 0 109
    Lorne Malvo 30 0 83 -10 0 103
    Wrasslin 36 0 -10 0 75 101
    Sonny Mustang 30 -23 83 10 0 100
    gabbo 10 0 9 0 75 94
    Jon-Carr 92 6 0 -3 15 75 93
    Fog Dude 9 83 0 0 0 92
    cobra_gordo 30 9 52 0 0 91
    thescottishchamp87 36 -3 52 0 0 85
    SuperBacon 9 0 0 0 75 84
    Freddie Hartland -23 0 0 83 22 82
    WeeAl 36 30 15 0 0 81
    AdamTH17 6 0 0 0 75 81
    DavidB6937 6 0 0 0 75 81
    Harvey Dent -17 83 15 0 0 81
    Failed Promoter 0 0 52 15 0 67
    Onyx2 0 0 0 -10 75 65
    MVP RULZ 36 0 22 15 -10 63
    RedRooster 30 -23 -10 -10 75 62
    TildeGuy 36 0 10 15 0 61
    CavemanLynn 36 0 0 22 0 58
    waters44 36 30 0 9 -17 58
    Stinky Dad 36 9 22 -10 0 57
    Alex Wright Mark 30 0 22 15 -10 57
    Wretch 0 -17 52 15 0 50
    KJHenley 30 3 0 15 0 48
    The Four Horsemen 10 9 22 15 -10 46
    DJM 36 9 10 0 -10 45
    Brady is god22 36 9 -10 10 0 45
    hbk4life 36 9 0 0 0 45
    Otto Dem Wanz 36 9 0 0 0 45
    rollthedice 36 0 -3 10 0 43
    Mr Kennedy 30 -10 0 15 0 35
    The Burning Red 30 -23 22 15 -10 34
    simonworden 10 0 22 0 0 32
    Bicurious Dad 30 0 -10 10 0 30
    Daaaaaad! 30 10 0 -10 0 30
    jazzygeofferz -23 0 52 0 0 29
    Gordon the Gopher 30 10 -3 -10 0 27
    Rabzeen 6 9 0 -3 15 27
    The King of Old School 36 0 0 -10 0 26
    big7thletter 3 0 0 22 0 25
    The King of Swing 36 -23 0 10 0 23
    SiWri 10 0 22 0 -10 22
    Shy Dad 10 9 0 0 0 19
    patiirc 3 0 0 15 0 18
    PSF 6 0 0 10 0 16
    garynysmon 30 3 9 -17 -10 15
    Glenryck Pilchards 30 0 -17 0 0 13
    Lion of the Midlands 10 0 -3 15 -10 12
    Philjax 9 0 0 0 0 9
    ElCece 30 -23 -10 10 0 7
    Egg Shen 6 9 0 0 -10 5
    CTXRussoMark 36 -23 0 -10 0 3
    Grecian 3 0 0 0 0 3
    Harmonic Generator 30 0 -10 -10 -10 0
    Vegeta 10 0 0 -10 0 0
    King Mal the Glorious 6 -17 0 10 0 -1
    Accident Prone 30 -23 0 -10 0 -3
    reychampion -17 -10 22 0 0 -5
    thevestofdeanambrose 10 -23 0 -10 15 -8
    Meej81 10 3 -23 0 0 -10
    Hannibal Scorch 6 0 -10 -10 0 -14
    eugenespeed 9 -17 -10 0 0 -18
    SheffBag 3 0 -17 -10 0 -24

     

    On the men's side the winner with a colossal 291 points is...........

     

    @rollthedice

    'The Bone Thrower' comfortably won the Men's Rumble Lottery by 44 points with Harry Wiseau picking up his second podium position on 247 points. Greatest Royal Rumble Lottery winner @Wrasslin almost became the first two time winner finishing in third place with 207 points. 

    Down at the bottom There was 15 entrants with negative scores which I believe is a record with 20% of the field with a minus figure. @Harvey Dent was bottom of the pile with -24 points. Please see the full scores below

    Username Mens 1 Mens 2 Mens 3 Mens 4 Mens 5 Mens Total
    rollthedice 117 0 108 60 6 291
    Harry Wiseau 57 0 108 60 22 247
    Wrasslin 117 -10 14 64 22 207
    The King of Swing 117 0 0 60 6 183
    thescottishchamp87 57 108 6 6 0 177
    TildeGuy 57 0 60 -10 64 171
    CTXRussoMark 117 0 0 14 34 165
    CavemanLynn 117 0 0 6 34 157
    gaz2050 117 0 0 12 22 151
    WeeAl 117 0 -10 34 6 147
    Stinky Dad 117 -10 6 14 0 127
    The King of Old School 117 -10 0 14 6 127
    DJM 57 -4 60 0 6 119
    Bicurious Dad 0 -10 0 60 64 114
    Brady is god22 57 -4 0 60 0 113
    Gordon the Gopher 0 -10 108 14 0 112
    Kaz Hayashi 0 108 -10 6 6 110
    King Mal the Glorious -7 -10 0 60 64 107
    Jon-Carr 92 -7 -10 108 -10 22 103
    Callum1993 57 6 6 6 22 97
    Lion of the Midlands -10 0 108 -10 6 94
    ElCece 0 0 0 60 34 94
    bradfordcity 57 0 0 14 22 93
    hbk4life 57 -4 34 6 0 93
    Otto Dem Wanz 57 -10 0 12 34 93
    Shane O Mac V2 0 6 0 60 22 88
    Philjax -10 0 34 64 0 88
    Rabzeen -7 -4 0 108 -10 87
    Supremo 57 -10 0 6 22 75
    Fog Dude -4 -10 12 6 64 68
    Accident Prone 0 0 0 0 64 64
    MVP RULZ 57 0 6 -10 6 59
    SuperBacon -10 0 12 34 22 58
    Sonny Mustang 0 0 -10 60 6 56
    Shy Dad -10 -4 0 64 6 56
    SpearCode -10 0 6 34 22 52
    AdamTH17 -7 0 0 34 22 49
    PSF -7 -10 0 60 6 49
    boshealecta 0 -10 6 60 -10 46
    Hannibal Scorch -7 0 0 14 34 41
    Onyx2 6 6 0 6 22 40
    eugenespeed -4 -10 14 34 6 40
    DavidB6937 -7 -10 0 34 22 39
    big7thletter -10 6 0 6 34 36
    reychampion -10 0 6 6 34 36
    SheffBag -10 6 -10 14 34 34
    Lorne Malvo 0 -10 -10 14 34 28
    RedRooster 0 0 0 6 22 28
    waters44 57 0 -10 -10 -10 27
    Wretch 6 -10 6 -10 34 26
    Harmonic Generator 0 6 0 14 6 26
    simonworden -10 0 6 12 6 14
    jazzygeofferz 0 0 6 6 0 12
    Vegeta -10 0 0 14 6 10
    Devon Malcolm 0 -7 0 -10 22 5
    cobra_gordo 0 -10 6 6 0 2
    Alex Wright Mark 0 0 6 -10 6 2
    The Burning Red 0 0 6 -10 6 2
    Glenryck Pilchards 0 6 -10 6 0 2
    SiWri -10 -10 6 6 6 -2
    patiirc -10 0 12 -10 6 -2
    Egg Shen -7 -4 0 0 6 -5
    Daaaaaad! 0 -10 -10 14 0 -6
    gabbo -10 -10 -10 0 22 -8
    Failed Promoter -10 0 6 -10 6 -8
    Grecian -10 -10 0 12 0 -8
    Mr Kennedy 0 0 0 -10 0 -10
    garynysmon 0 -10 -4 -10 14 -10
    Freddie Hartland 0 -10 0 -10 6 -14
    Meej81 -10 -10 0 0 6 -14
    The Four Horsemen -10 -10 6 -10 6 -18
    KJHenley 0 -10 0 -10 0 -20
    thevestofdeanambrose -10 0 0 0 -10 -20
    Harvey Dent -10 -10 -10 6 0 -24

    And now the overal winner of the 2020 UKFF Rumble Lottery is.........

     

    @Harry Wiseau

     

    It will surprise no one that Harry picks up the gold medal after winning a silver and a bronze in the individual event with 395 points. rollthedice is our runner-up and another 3rd place for Wrasslin. @thevestofdeanambrose is the biggest loser on -28 points. 

     

     

     

    Username Total
    Harry Wiseau 395
    rollthedice 334
    Wrasslin 308
    gaz2050 292
    thescottishchamp87 262
    Callum1993 260
    TildeGuy 232
    WeeAl 228
    Kaz Hayashi 219
    CavemanLynn 215
    bradfordcity 214
    The King of Swing 206
    boshealecta 206
    Shane O Mac V2 203
    Jon-Carr 92 196
    Supremo 185
    Stinky Dad 184
    SpearCode 179
    CTXRussoMark 168
    DJM 164
    Fog Dude 160
    Brady is god22 158
    Sonny Mustang 156
    The King of Old School 153
    Bicurious Dad 144
    SuperBacon 142
    Gordon the Gopher 139
    hbk4life 138
    Otto Dem Wanz 138
    Lorne Malvo 131
    AdamTH17 130
    MVP RULZ 122
    Devon Malcolm 121
    DavidB6937 120
    Rabzeen 114
    King Mal the Glorious 106
    Lion of the Midlands 106
    Onyx2 105
    ElCece 101
    Philjax 97
    cobra_gordo 93
    RedRooster 90
    gabbo 86
    waters44 85
    Wretch 76
    Shy Dad 75
    Freddie Hartland 68
    PSF 65
    Accident Prone 61
    big7thletter 61
    Alex Wright Mark 59
    Failed Promoter 59
    Harvey Dent 57
    simonworden 46
    jazzygeofferz 41
    The Burning Red 36
    reychampion 31
    The Four Horsemen 28
    KJHenley 28
    Hannibal Scorch 27
    Harmonic Generator 26
    Mr Kennedy 25
    Daaaaaad! 24
    eugenespeed 22
    SiWri 20
    patiirc 16
    Glenryck Pilchards 15
    SheffBag 10
    Vegeta 10
    garynysmon 5
    Egg Shen 0
    Grecian -5
    Meej81 -24
    thevestofdeanambrose -28

     

    So that is it for another year, hopefully next year I won't have such a frantic week coinciding the Rumble. See you in 2021. 

  10. Hello folks, I have calculated all the points but I have not had chance to add them to all of your picks, so I will unveil the winners tommorow. In the meantime I can reveal that the jackpot numbers for the three categories. 

    For the overall winner is 1, 16, 17, 21 and 30. No one has this combination of numbers. 

    The jackpot numbers for the Women's Rumble is 1, 2, 17, 19 and 30. No one has this selection. 

    The jackpot numbers for the Men's Rumble is 1, 16, 21, 25 and 26. Again no one has this selection. 

     

    Here is the breakdown of the points:

    The Top 5

    Charlotte - 50 points

    Bayzler - 35 

    Phoenix - 25 

    Natalya - 15 

    Naomi - 10

     

    McIntyre - 50

    Reigns - 35

    Edge -25

    Orton -15

    Rollins -10

     

    Survivor Award

    Belair - 20

    Bliss - 18

    Charlotte - 16

    Phoenix - 14

    Naomi - 12

     

    Mcintyre 20 

    Lesnar 18

    Edge 16

    Reigns 14

    Orton 12

     

    Eliminations (Three points per elimination)

    Belair 24

    Bayzler 24

    Bliss 12

    Charlotte 12

    Lana 3

    Morgan 3

    Rose 3

    Deville 3

    Phoenix 3

    Green 3

     

     

    Lesnar 39

    McIntyre 18

    Edge 9

    Rollins 9

    Reigns 6

    Corbin 3

    Orton 3

    Bushwhacker Luke Award

    Thanks to Mr Lesnar this caused carnage this year which is bound to set a record number of negative scores. In the Men's Rumble alone there was 10 recipients for this award which went to Rowan, Roode, JoMo, Big E, Cesaro, Benjamin, Nakamura, MVP, Miz and Riddle (sounds like a shit solicitors firm) 

    There was also four awards in the xx section for Liv Morgan, Tamina, Chelsea Green and Sarah Logan. 

     

    Skinning the Cat

    Only the one award this year for this category which is for Charlotte eliminating Bayzler for 5 points. 

    The Tiffany Award

    I had a feeling this was going to be the controversial one of the night. Brock Lesnar managed to be on his todd for an unprecedented ten times which bagged him 60 points, but that is only if you picked number 1 as stipulated on Sunday nighr or not edited your numbers if you did post your entry in early (I am looking at you @TildeGuy~!)

    Drew Mcintyre and Bianca Belair also picked up 6 points for this award. 

    Idiot Award

    There were no idiots in the Men's Rumble, but there were three women who ascended to the top which meant a 20 point deduction for Kairi Sane, Liv Morgan and Bianca Belair which made a huge dent to her final score. Also I decided to give this award to Santina for eliminating themself. 

    Surprise Guest Award

    Ten points went to Edge, MVP, Mighty Molly, Kelly X2 and Beth Phoenix. 

    Double Bubble

    The internet darlings Baron Corbin and Roman Reigns were the only two to pull double duty for 5 points each. 

    House on Fire

    McIntyre, Orton and Reigns all got one elimination within 60 seconds for 4 points each. In the other Rumble Bayzler managed to get rid of four within a minute for 16 points. There was also four points for Chelsea Green and Liv Morgan.

    Hat-trick Heaven

    Six points went to Alexa Bliss, Nikki Cross, Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose for being in the ring at the same time. Kairi Sane gained three points. In the Men's Rumble Karl Anderson got 12 points for being in the ring at the same time as Styles and Gallows (who got 6 points each) which will probably be the most points Anderson will ever get in this stupid game. There was also six points for Corbin, Ziggler, Joe, Owens, Big E and Kingston and three points for Roode and Rollins. 

     

    And finally there was a 10 point bonus for Drew McIntyre for picking up the Brock Lesnar Bounty. 

     

    I will aim to reveal the winners by 8pm on Wednesday evening. 

     

  11. Selections are now locked in, and now to address the Brock-sized elephant in the room. Whoever has picked number one from the 7th January onwards will not be elligible for the Tiffany Award, but can score in the other categories. Everyone else who picked number 1 from the start up to @Jon-Carr_92's post will be elligible for the Tiffany Award. 

    Also in the order in fairness there is a new award. The Brock Lesnar Bounty Hunt - If your wrestler eliminates Brock Lesnar you will get a bonus 10 points. 

    I hope everyone agrees this is fair. 

    Please don't expect any results tomorrow. I am starting a new job in the morning and I will not get chance to watch the show until tomorrow night. I will ensure that scores will be posted on Tuesday evening. 

    Good luck one and all. 

  12. Before my contract ended at a multinational company I had a quick search in the global email address list and found some cracking names:

    Ginger Beaver

    Tony Gaylard (not a typo)

    Randy Feller

    Moany Birdsong

    Charlie King-Cox

    Dick Skinner

    And my personal favourite - Shitong Liu

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