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  1. 13 hours ago, BomberPat said:

     

    Probably told the story earlier in the thread, but my family had lived in Jersey for years, and I'd never found a decent chippy. I'm sure the fish was great, but the chips were always rubbish. 

    It is probably because of the shite new potatoes that are grown there.

  2. 20 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

     I just want to ask will there be graphs and charts for us simple folk who love visuals?

    I am a number cruncher, not a presentation ponce. 

     

    Anywho apologies for the delay, lets get on with the results. The winner of the Women's Rumble is........

     

    @Callum1993

     

    Callum scored a massive 163 points and narrowly edged out boshealecta by three points. Harry Wiseau came in 3rd place. At the basement there was eight players with a negative score with @Sheffbag picking up the wooden spoon with -24 points with only one of his selections getting a positive score. A breakdown of the scores are below: 

     

    Username Wom1 Wom2 Wom3 Wom4 Wom5 Wom Total
    Callum1993 36 0 52 0 75 163
    boshealecta 0 83 52 10 15 160
    Harry Wiseau 36 30 -3 10 75 148
    gaz2050 36 30 0 0 75 141
    SpearCode 10 -10 52 0 75 127
    bradfordcity 36 30 -10 -10 75 121
    Devon Malcolm 30 6 -10 15 75 116
    Shane O Mac V2 30 0 0 10 75 115
    Supremo 36 9 0 -10 75 110
    Kaz Hayashi -23 -3 83 52 0 109
    Lorne Malvo 30 0 83 -10 0 103
    Wrasslin 36 0 -10 0 75 101
    Sonny Mustang 30 -23 83 10 0 100
    gabbo 10 0 9 0 75 94
    Jon-Carr 92 6 0 -3 15 75 93
    Fog Dude 9 83 0 0 0 92
    cobra_gordo 30 9 52 0 0 91
    thescottishchamp87 36 -3 52 0 0 85
    SuperBacon 9 0 0 0 75 84
    Freddie Hartland -23 0 0 83 22 82
    WeeAl 36 30 15 0 0 81
    AdamTH17 6 0 0 0 75 81
    DavidB6937 6 0 0 0 75 81
    Harvey Dent -17 83 15 0 0 81
    Failed Promoter 0 0 52 15 0 67
    Onyx2 0 0 0 -10 75 65
    MVP RULZ 36 0 22 15 -10 63
    RedRooster 30 -23 -10 -10 75 62
    TildeGuy 36 0 10 15 0 61
    CavemanLynn 36 0 0 22 0 58
    waters44 36 30 0 9 -17 58
    Stinky Dad 36 9 22 -10 0 57
    Alex Wright Mark 30 0 22 15 -10 57
    Wretch 0 -17 52 15 0 50
    KJHenley 30 3 0 15 0 48
    The Four Horsemen 10 9 22 15 -10 46
    DJM 36 9 10 0 -10 45
    Brady is god22 36 9 -10 10 0 45
    hbk4life 36 9 0 0 0 45
    Otto Dem Wanz 36 9 0 0 0 45
    rollthedice 36 0 -3 10 0 43
    Mr Kennedy 30 -10 0 15 0 35
    The Burning Red 30 -23 22 15 -10 34
    simonworden 10 0 22 0 0 32
    Bicurious Dad 30 0 -10 10 0 30
    Daaaaaad! 30 10 0 -10 0 30
    jazzygeofferz -23 0 52 0 0 29
    Gordon the Gopher 30 10 -3 -10 0 27
    Rabzeen 6 9 0 -3 15 27
    The King of Old School 36 0 0 -10 0 26
    big7thletter 3 0 0 22 0 25
    The King of Swing 36 -23 0 10 0 23
    SiWri 10 0 22 0 -10 22
    Shy Dad 10 9 0 0 0 19
    patiirc 3 0 0 15 0 18
    PSF 6 0 0 10 0 16
    garynysmon 30 3 9 -17 -10 15
    Glenryck Pilchards 30 0 -17 0 0 13
    Lion of the Midlands 10 0 -3 15 -10 12
    Philjax 9 0 0 0 0 9
    ElCece 30 -23 -10 10 0 7
    Egg Shen 6 9 0 0 -10 5
    CTXRussoMark 36 -23 0 -10 0 3
    Grecian 3 0 0 0 0 3
    Harmonic Generator 30 0 -10 -10 -10 0
    Vegeta 10 0 0 -10 0 0
    King Mal the Glorious 6 -17 0 10 0 -1
    Accident Prone 30 -23 0 -10 0 -3
    reychampion -17 -10 22 0 0 -5
    thevestofdeanambrose 10 -23 0 -10 15 -8
    Meej81 10 3 -23 0 0 -10
    Hannibal Scorch 6 0 -10 -10 0 -14
    eugenespeed 9 -17 -10 0 0 -18
    SheffBag 3 0 -17 -10 0 -24

     

    On the men's side the winner with a colossal 291 points is...........

     

    @rollthedice

    'The Bone Thrower' comfortably won the Men's Rumble Lottery by 44 points with Harry Wiseau picking up his second podium position on 247 points. Greatest Royal Rumble Lottery winner @Wrasslin almost became the first two time winner finishing in third place with 207 points. 

    Down at the bottom There was 15 entrants with negative scores which I believe is a record with 20% of the field with a minus figure. @Harvey Dent was bottom of the pile with -24 points. Please see the full scores below

    Username Mens 1 Mens 2 Mens 3 Mens 4 Mens 5 Mens Total
    rollthedice 117 0 108 60 6 291
    Harry Wiseau 57 0 108 60 22 247
    Wrasslin 117 -10 14 64 22 207
    The King of Swing 117 0 0 60 6 183
    thescottishchamp87 57 108 6 6 0 177
    TildeGuy 57 0 60 -10 64 171
    CTXRussoMark 117 0 0 14 34 165
    CavemanLynn 117 0 0 6 34 157
    gaz2050 117 0 0 12 22 151
    WeeAl 117 0 -10 34 6 147
    Stinky Dad 117 -10 6 14 0 127
    The King of Old School 117 -10 0 14 6 127
    DJM 57 -4 60 0 6 119
    Bicurious Dad 0 -10 0 60 64 114
    Brady is god22 57 -4 0 60 0 113
    Gordon the Gopher 0 -10 108 14 0 112
    Kaz Hayashi 0 108 -10 6 6 110
    King Mal the Glorious -7 -10 0 60 64 107
    Jon-Carr 92 -7 -10 108 -10 22 103
    Callum1993 57 6 6 6 22 97
    Lion of the Midlands -10 0 108 -10 6 94
    ElCece 0 0 0 60 34 94
    bradfordcity 57 0 0 14 22 93
    hbk4life 57 -4 34 6 0 93
    Otto Dem Wanz 57 -10 0 12 34 93
    Shane O Mac V2 0 6 0 60 22 88
    Philjax -10 0 34 64 0 88
    Rabzeen -7 -4 0 108 -10 87
    Supremo 57 -10 0 6 22 75
    Fog Dude -4 -10 12 6 64 68
    Accident Prone 0 0 0 0 64 64
    MVP RULZ 57 0 6 -10 6 59
    SuperBacon -10 0 12 34 22 58
    Sonny Mustang 0 0 -10 60 6 56
    Shy Dad -10 -4 0 64 6 56
    SpearCode -10 0 6 34 22 52
    AdamTH17 -7 0 0 34 22 49
    PSF -7 -10 0 60 6 49
    boshealecta 0 -10 6 60 -10 46
    Hannibal Scorch -7 0 0 14 34 41
    Onyx2 6 6 0 6 22 40
    eugenespeed -4 -10 14 34 6 40
    DavidB6937 -7 -10 0 34 22 39
    big7thletter -10 6 0 6 34 36
    reychampion -10 0 6 6 34 36
    SheffBag -10 6 -10 14 34 34
    Lorne Malvo 0 -10 -10 14 34 28
    RedRooster 0 0 0 6 22 28
    waters44 57 0 -10 -10 -10 27
    Wretch 6 -10 6 -10 34 26
    Harmonic Generator 0 6 0 14 6 26
    simonworden -10 0 6 12 6 14
    jazzygeofferz 0 0 6 6 0 12
    Vegeta -10 0 0 14 6 10
    Devon Malcolm 0 -7 0 -10 22 5
    cobra_gordo 0 -10 6 6 0 2
    Alex Wright Mark 0 0 6 -10 6 2
    The Burning Red 0 0 6 -10 6 2
    Glenryck Pilchards 0 6 -10 6 0 2
    SiWri -10 -10 6 6 6 -2
    patiirc -10 0 12 -10 6 -2
    Egg Shen -7 -4 0 0 6 -5
    Daaaaaad! 0 -10 -10 14 0 -6
    gabbo -10 -10 -10 0 22 -8
    Failed Promoter -10 0 6 -10 6 -8
    Grecian -10 -10 0 12 0 -8
    Mr Kennedy 0 0 0 -10 0 -10
    garynysmon 0 -10 -4 -10 14 -10
    Freddie Hartland 0 -10 0 -10 6 -14
    Meej81 -10 -10 0 0 6 -14
    The Four Horsemen -10 -10 6 -10 6 -18
    KJHenley 0 -10 0 -10 0 -20
    thevestofdeanambrose -10 0 0 0 -10 -20
    Harvey Dent -10 -10 -10 6 0 -24

    And now the overal winner of the 2020 UKFF Rumble Lottery is.........

     

    @Harry Wiseau

     

    It will surprise no one that Harry picks up the gold medal after winning a silver and a bronze in the individual event with 395 points. rollthedice is our runner-up and another 3rd place for Wrasslin. @thevestofdeanambrose is the biggest loser on -28 points. 

     

     

     

    Username Total
    Harry Wiseau 395
    rollthedice 334
    Wrasslin 308
    gaz2050 292
    thescottishchamp87 262
    Callum1993 260
    TildeGuy 232
    WeeAl 228
    Kaz Hayashi 219
    CavemanLynn 215
    bradfordcity 214
    The King of Swing 206
    boshealecta 206
    Shane O Mac V2 203
    Jon-Carr 92 196
    Supremo 185
    Stinky Dad 184
    SpearCode 179
    CTXRussoMark 168
    DJM 164
    Fog Dude 160
    Brady is god22 158
    Sonny Mustang 156
    The King of Old School 153
    Bicurious Dad 144
    SuperBacon 142
    Gordon the Gopher 139
    hbk4life 138
    Otto Dem Wanz 138
    Lorne Malvo 131
    AdamTH17 130
    MVP RULZ 122
    Devon Malcolm 121
    DavidB6937 120
    Rabzeen 114
    King Mal the Glorious 106
    Lion of the Midlands 106
    Onyx2 105
    ElCece 101
    Philjax 97
    cobra_gordo 93
    RedRooster 90
    gabbo 86
    waters44 85
    Wretch 76
    Shy Dad 75
    Freddie Hartland 68
    PSF 65
    Accident Prone 61
    big7thletter 61
    Alex Wright Mark 59
    Failed Promoter 59
    Harvey Dent 57
    simonworden 46
    jazzygeofferz 41
    The Burning Red 36
    reychampion 31
    The Four Horsemen 28
    KJHenley 28
    Hannibal Scorch 27
    Harmonic Generator 26
    Mr Kennedy 25
    Daaaaaad! 24
    eugenespeed 22
    SiWri 20
    patiirc 16
    Glenryck Pilchards 15
    SheffBag 10
    Vegeta 10
    garynysmon 5
    Egg Shen 0
    Grecian -5
    Meej81 -24
    thevestofdeanambrose -28

     

    So that is it for another year, hopefully next year I won't have such a frantic week coinciding the Rumble. See you in 2021. 

  3. Hello folks, I have calculated all the points but I have not had chance to add them to all of your picks, so I will unveil the winners tommorow. In the meantime I can reveal that the jackpot numbers for the three categories. 

    For the overall winner is 1, 16, 17, 21 and 30. No one has this combination of numbers. 

    The jackpot numbers for the Women's Rumble is 1, 2, 17, 19 and 30. No one has this selection. 

    The jackpot numbers for the Men's Rumble is 1, 16, 21, 25 and 26. Again no one has this selection. 

     

    Here is the breakdown of the points:

    The Top 5

    Charlotte - 50 points

    Bayzler - 35 

    Phoenix - 25 

    Natalya - 15 

    Naomi - 10

     

    McIntyre - 50

    Reigns - 35

    Edge -25

    Orton -15

    Rollins -10

     

    Survivor Award

    Belair - 20

    Bliss - 18

    Charlotte - 16

    Phoenix - 14

    Naomi - 12

     

    Mcintyre 20 

    Lesnar 18

    Edge 16

    Reigns 14

    Orton 12

     

    Eliminations (Three points per elimination)

    Belair 24

    Bayzler 24

    Bliss 12

    Charlotte 12

    Lana 3

    Morgan 3

    Rose 3

    Deville 3

    Phoenix 3

    Green 3

     

     

    Lesnar 39

    McIntyre 18

    Edge 9

    Rollins 9

    Reigns 6

    Corbin 3

    Orton 3

    Bushwhacker Luke Award

    Thanks to Mr Lesnar this caused carnage this year which is bound to set a record number of negative scores. In the Men's Rumble alone there was 10 recipients for this award which went to Rowan, Roode, JoMo, Big E, Cesaro, Benjamin, Nakamura, MVP, Miz and Riddle (sounds like a shit solicitors firm) 

    There was also four awards in the xx section for Liv Morgan, Tamina, Chelsea Green and Sarah Logan. 

     

    Skinning the Cat

    Only the one award this year for this category which is for Charlotte eliminating Bayzler for 5 points. 

    The Tiffany Award

    I had a feeling this was going to be the controversial one of the night. Brock Lesnar managed to be on his todd for an unprecedented ten times which bagged him 60 points, but that is only if you picked number 1 as stipulated on Sunday nighr or not edited your numbers if you did post your entry in early (I am looking at you @TildeGuy~!)

    Drew Mcintyre and Bianca Belair also picked up 6 points for this award. 

    Idiot Award

    There were no idiots in the Men's Rumble, but there were three women who ascended to the top which meant a 20 point deduction for Kairi Sane, Liv Morgan and Bianca Belair which made a huge dent to her final score. Also I decided to give this award to Santina for eliminating themself. 

    Surprise Guest Award

    Ten points went to Edge, MVP, Mighty Molly, Kelly X2 and Beth Phoenix. 

    Double Bubble

    The internet darlings Baron Corbin and Roman Reigns were the only two to pull double duty for 5 points each. 

    House on Fire

    McIntyre, Orton and Reigns all got one elimination within 60 seconds for 4 points each. In the other Rumble Bayzler managed to get rid of four within a minute for 16 points. There was also four points for Chelsea Green and Liv Morgan.

    Hat-trick Heaven

    Six points went to Alexa Bliss, Nikki Cross, Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose for being in the ring at the same time. Kairi Sane gained three points. In the Men's Rumble Karl Anderson got 12 points for being in the ring at the same time as Styles and Gallows (who got 6 points each) which will probably be the most points Anderson will ever get in this stupid game. There was also six points for Corbin, Ziggler, Joe, Owens, Big E and Kingston and three points for Roode and Rollins. 

     

    And finally there was a 10 point bonus for Drew McIntyre for picking up the Brock Lesnar Bounty. 

     

    I will aim to reveal the winners by 8pm on Wednesday evening. 

     

  4. Selections are now locked in, and now to address the Brock-sized elephant in the room. Whoever has picked number one from the 7th January onwards will not be elligible for the Tiffany Award, but can score in the other categories. Everyone else who picked number 1 from the start up to @Jon-Carr_92's post will be elligible for the Tiffany Award. 

    Also in the order in fairness there is a new award. The Brock Lesnar Bounty Hunt - If your wrestler eliminates Brock Lesnar you will get a bonus 10 points. 

    I hope everyone agrees this is fair. 

    Please don't expect any results tomorrow. I am starting a new job in the morning and I will not get chance to watch the show until tomorrow night. I will ensure that scores will be posted on Tuesday evening. 

    Good luck one and all. 

  5. Before my contract ended at a multinational company I had a quick search in the global email address list and found some cracking names:

    Ginger Beaver

    Tony Gaylard (not a typo)

    Randy Feller

    Moany Birdsong

    Charlie King-Cox

    Dick Skinner

    And my personal favourite - Shitong Liu

  6. A few months ago I had a dream where I was in the Royal Rumble and I was hoisted over the top rope and landed on the apron clinging on to the ropes. I then had a mudhole stomped into me and I fell to the outside which is where I woke up after I took a flat back bump falling out of bed.

    I was a bit startled and I sat up and turned to the bed where my wife who was breastfeeding our son looking at me puzzled.

    I completely no-sold it, gave her a wink and climbed back in bed and went back off to sleep.

  7. We are right in the middle of the Merrynium, which can only mean one thing - It is time to think of some random numbers for an event at the end of January for no reason at all! 

    This will be the 10th (I am not counting the Saudi Shitshow) Rumble Lottery I will be presiding over which is scary and depressing. Let's have a look at the roll of honour of the winners of this prestigious event.

    Hall of Fame

    2011 Lancastrino

    2012 Chilli Dog

    2013 Vince Russo

    2014 Silky Kisser

    2015 Seph

    2016 JohnCarr92 and The Four Horsemen

    2017 Otto Dem Wanz

    2018 Men's: HBK4Life

    2018 Women's: BradyiÔĽŅsGod22¬†

    2018 Overall: Grecian

    2018 Greatest Royal Rumble: Wrasslin

    2019 Men's: Cobra_Gordo

    2019: Women's: Alex Wright Mark

    2019 Overall: Supremo

    Due to NXT essentially being the 'Third Brand' now it is inevitable that there will be a plethora of NXT competitors in the Rumble so I have decided to scrap that award. A new one is in its place. 

    As usual all you need to do is reply to this thread and pick FIVE numbers between 1 and 30. These numbers will be used for both Rumble's. Each selection will be allocated points as below

     

    The Top 5

    Winner - 50 points
    Runner-up (last eliminated) - 35 points
    3rd - 25 points
    4th - 15 points
    5th - 10 points

    Survivor award; the most time spent in the ring
    1st longest - 20 points
    2nd longest - 18 points
    3rd longest - 16 points
    4th longest - 14 points
    5th longest - 12 points


    Your wrestler eliminates another: 3 points

    The Bushwhacker Luke award; If your wrestler is eliminated within 60 seconds of entering the ring you are deducted 10 points.

    Skinning the Cat Award - If your wrestler skins the cat and returns into the ring you will gain five points. However if he is eliminated whilst attempting it or within three seconds of returning into the ring he will be deducted ten points for being a dickhead.

    The Tiffany Award - If your wrestler is by himself in the ring (after entrant number two enters the ring) then he will receive six points. It is possible for your wrestler to score more than once. Obviously the winner is not included in this.

    The "You Stupid Idiot" Award - Renamed after Chris Jericho who did this in 2017, if your wrestler volunteers to climb the top rope but then gets knocked off and eliminated you lose 20 points.

    The "Well We Weren't Expecting You!" Award - If your pick is a WWE Hall of Famer or someone who is not a member of the active wrestling roster you will gain 10 points. (My decision will be final if the person qualifies for this award)

    The Double Bubble Award: If your selection competed earlier on the card = 5 points


    The "In Like a House on Fire" Award: If your entrant eliminates someone within 60 seconds of entering the ring they will get an additional four points as well as the normal elimination bonus. 

    Hat Trick Heaven: If your pick is a member of an active tag-team or stable you will get 3 points. If they are in the Rumble at the same time as a fellow group member it will be doubled to 6 points and if they are three members or more it will be doubled once again to 12 points. (It will be capped to three members)

    New for 2020: 24/7 Conundrum -  If your pick is the 24/7 champion during the Rumble when they enter the ring you will receive 7 points. If they lose the title during the Rumble they will lose 11 points. If your pick wins the 24/7 Championship during the Rumble they will gain 15 points, but will lose 11 points if they are swiftly defeated.

    Before you post your selections please read these rules to help me out:

    1. Make sure you only pick FIVE numbers from 1 to 30
    2. Make sure they are in numerical order
    3. If you fail to adhere to these rules I will make you look like a chump.

     

    My selection is 2,6,11,24 and 28

     

    Good luck!

  8. I just grabbed a few bits from the local Tesco and as I was walking down the dairy aisle there was an old chap with a bit of a look of Dr Shipman with a basket of shopping.

    He reached up to the top shelf of the yoghurt shelf to grab some of those posh Danone's in a glass jar. He lost his grasp of the multipack and instinctively tried to catch his dropping produce into his shopping basket.

    But he had a bit too much force in his forward motion and whacked the shelf with a massive donk which was enough for the shelf to dislodge from the bracket. Cartons of pasteurized cow juice was scattered right across the aisle.

  9. I have just got back from a poker night and 12.30am it was 28C in my car. This is in Teesside where it barely makes 30C in the strongest of heatwaves. 

    The wife picked the wrong week to get the bathroom suite changed. i cant jump in the shower until Friday evening and I am strongly contemplating filling the kids paddling pool up and lay in it for an hour.

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