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Glenryck Pilchards

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  1. Week´╗┐┬á5┬áfixtures

    UEFA Nations League

    Denmark 2-0┬á´╗┐Wales (Sunday 5pm)
    England 1-1 Spain (7:45pm)
    France 1-0 Netherlands (Sunday 7:45pm)
    Liechtenstein 1-1 Gibraltar (Sunday 7:45pm)
    Northern Ireland 2-1 Bosnia-Herzegovina (2pm)
    Scotland 1-0┬áAlbania (´╗┐Monday 7:45)

    Africa Cup of Nations´╗┐´╗┐┬á´╗┐qualification Group F´╗┐

    Kenya 0-2 Ghana (2pm)

    CONCACAF Nations┬á´╗┐´╗┐League

    Montserrat 0-2 El Salvador (11pm)
    St Kitts & Nevis 1-+ Puerto´╗┐┬áRico (Monday 1am)´╗┐´╗┐´╗┐
    US Virgin Islands 0-5 Canada (Sunday´╗┐┬á9pm´╗┐
  2. The nosebleed starts early this season!


    Week 4 fixtures

    Premier League

    Burnley 0-1 Manchester United w/@ultimo the great (Sunday 4pm) 
    Cardiff City 0-2 Arsenal (Sunday 1:30pm)
    Chelsea 3-1 Bournemouth
    Leicester´╗┐┬áCity 1-3┬áLiverpool (12:30pm)
    Watford 2-2┬á´╗┐Tottenham Hotspur (Sunday 4pm)

    Scottish Premiership
    Celtic 2-0 Rangers (Sunday midday)

    La Liga
    Celta Vigo 1-2┬áAtl├ętico Madrid (3:15pm)
    Real Betis 2-3 Sevilla (Sunday 7:45pm)

    Second Bundesliga´╗┐
    Dynamo Dresden 0-2┬áHamburg (´╗┐Midday)
    St Pauli 1-2 Cologne (Sunday 12:´╗┐30pm´╗┐

  3. Premier´╗┐┬áLeague

    Arsenal 2-0 West Ham United
    Bournemouth 2-2 Everton
    Fulham 2-0 Burnley (Sunday 4pm)
    Huddersfield Town 0-0 Cardiff City
    Manchester United´╗┐┬á1-1┬áTottenham Hotspur (Monday 8pm)´╗┐
    Newcastle United 0-2 Chelsea (Sunday 4pm)
    Southampton┬áw/@´╗┐Vegeta┬á1-2 Leicester City┬á
    Wolverhampton┬á´╗┐Wanderers 1-2┬áManchester City (12:30pm)´╗┐

    Serie A
    Juventus 2-0┬áLazio (5pm´╗┐)
    Napoli 3-1 AC Milan (7:30pm

  4. Week 2 fixtures

    Premier League

    Brighton & Hove Albion 0-1 Manchester United (Sunday 4pm)
    Burnley 1-0 Watford (Sunday 1:30pm)
    Chelsea w/@TildeGuy~! 1-0 Arsenal (5:30pm) 
    Everton 2-1 Southampton 
    Leicester City 3-2 Wolverhampton Wanderers
    Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Fulham
    West Ham United 2-1 Bournemouth

    German Cup First Round
    Erzgebirge Aue 0-2 Mainz (5:30pm)
    Hansa Rostock 0-3 VfB Stuttgart (7:45pm)
    Kaiserslautern 2-1 Hoffenheim (2:30pm)

  5. Premier´╗┐´╗┐┬áLeague

    Arsenal 1-1 Manchester City (Sunday 4pm)
    Bournemouth 2-0 Cardiff City
    Fulham 2-1 Crystal Palace
    Huddersfield Town´╗┐ 0-1┬áChelsea
    Newcastle United 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30pm)
    Wolverhampton┬á´╗┐Wanderers´╗┐ 1-1┬áEverton (5:30pm)

    Scottish Premiership
    Heart of Midlothian 0-2 Celtic (12:30pm)

    Ligue Un
    Bordeaux 2-1 Strasbourg (Sunday 4pm)
    Nantes 1-1 Monaco (4pm)

    Romanian Liga I

    Concordia Chiajna 1-1 Hermannstadt┬áw/@RoryFice┬á(4pm)´╗┐´╗┐

  6. Inspired by Bob Mortimer's cat names for sale on Twitter. Create an usused name for a budding new wrestler with a brief description and a price.

    Austin Tatious - A flash twat from Bridlington - £10 o.n.o

    Perry Natal - Creepy fella who hangs around nurseries with his sun preying on yummy mummies with partner issues. - £3 + a bag of pork scratchings and a third hand Razzle.

  7. My brother in law is a special case when it comes to food preparation. A few years ago when his parents were away on holiday my wife asked him to peel some carrots. Instead of using a peeler or a knife like a normal person he decided to use a cake slicer and there was chunks of carrot everywhere.


    His worst attempt at cooking was trying to make cheese on toast. He put the toaster on its side and put two slices of bread in with a mountain of cheese. The toaster caught fire.

  8. The biggest shock for me was the amount of red cards at this tournament. There was only four in the whole thing. You have to go back to 1978 to find fewer red cards shown and you could get away with a waist high two footer back then. 

    Can anyone explain this? Have players toned down diving in because of VAR? Or were the refs scared of showing a red in-case it was overturned by the full-kit wankers in a studio?

  9. I have just learnt an interesting fact. Sir Alf Ramsey was 46 when he won the World Cup in 1966. Gareth Southgate is 47. I could have sworn that Ramsey was in his 60s when he led us to glory. 

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