thejeffjarrettone
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Has anyone got a clear version of Jeff Hardys new theme in TNA without ring announcements or crowd cheering? Thanks
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Heath Slater
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Dolph Ziggler
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Anyone ever read Just A Pligrim? It was an interesting idea, especially the pirate captain guy, but strangely I didn't rate it.
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That horrible horrible promo one of the NXT lot did about "moustaches".
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I started reading "A Thousand Sons" by Graham McNeill and then once I finished that I was going to buy and read "Prospero Burns" by Dan Abnett, which make up the same story (The Sacking Of Prospero in the Warhammer 40,000) universe) told from the perspective of each side. Then my fiancee went a bought Prospero Burns for me and know I have to resist the urge to stop reading A Thousand Sons........
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Me: Pick Up > Fire
Simon: You bloody well pick it up!
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Me: Use> Iron Bar > On Morris Dancers
Simon: Very tempting and very illegal.
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So bloody brilliant.
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I liked how Tyrone was stood about 5 feet away, and wasn't even phased by the loud thud and the flying reef.
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He was probably in shock.
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If we're doing a sweepstakes, my pick is Rita. They gonna be scraping her off the walls of the Kabin for YEARS!
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Won't be as scary as that plane crashing onto Emmerdale Farm. That was the stuff of nightmares years ago.
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That was quite tasteless too. It happened right around the time of the Lockerbie anniversary.
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Shit, I remember that. Not entirely sure why, probably something to do with being about 6, but it put me right off my spaghetti bolognese. Couldn't eat it for a month. Not the same meal, obviously.
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EDIT: On topic: Rita's fucked. She's pushing 80 (on the show), and she's in the shop when the tram goes tits up (apparently). Book her a cab to the morgue.
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Ehh.....probably the time I went on a blind date set up by a "mate" of mine. Got on like a house on fire, she ticked all the right boxes for me: she was clever, funny, loved classical music, the works. I walk her home, and she's about to invite me in when I I hear over my shoulder "Oi, what you doing with my sister? Thought you were queer?"
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It was the guy that'd bullied me all the way through school. I promptly made my excuses and left.
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Agreed on the awesomeness of Preacher. The gradual reveal of Cassidy's backstory is a thing of absolute beauty.
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I followed it in the original issues, and the last issue came out a month late. After THAT cliffhanger. The fuckers.
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Agreed. I read the story arc set during the Uprising (before Cass was "made"), and I had to stop and think to myself "Oh yeah, he was a human once, wasn't he?"
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It's even funnier if you studied that period of Irish history. His brother kicking Michael Collins in the balls is hysterical.
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Its even funnier if you consider loads of people deserted when the shelling started!
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Agreed on the awesomeness of Preacher. The gradual reveal of Cassidy's backstory is a thing of absolute beauty.
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I followed it in the original issues, and the last issue came out a month late. After THAT cliffhanger. The fuckers.
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Agreed. I read the story arc set during the Uprising (before Cass was "made"), and I had to stop and think to myself "Oh yeah, he was a human once, wasn't he?"
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Evening folks, looking for help on this one.
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Trying to track down the RAW or PPV where this happened.
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Basically McMahon comes out before the show, perhaps with stooges beside him, and does a sarcastic promo about asking everyone to check their ticket stubs for the "CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE" gimmick and then goes to make a line speaking in the 3rd person saying that the promoter "thats me!" refers the right to change the card, blah blah blah. He then finishes off with a "therefore Stonecold Steve Austin will not be appearing tonight, thankyou very much and enjoy the show" to a chorus of boo's, etc.
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It has to be Attitude era sometime however i am also thinking it could be the PPV when Austin made a run in at the end to help the Rock in 2000 ?? Or it could have even been a pre-PPV Heat! to further confuse things.
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If anyone remembers i would be very grateful.
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That, I believe, was No Mercy 1999.
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For one, you really have no idea how many women I've tossed it up. For another, Quincy was just Columbo sans personality.
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Just finished re-reading Preacher. So awesome on so many levels.
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Can we have an official Heroes thread please?
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No. But you can start an official Robert Knepper thread where you can talk about how great he was in Heroes, or indeed any other role he's played.
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Ehh....he laid it on a bit thick for my liking.
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Heroes is a bit cack to be fair. Now, a Quincy or Rockford Files thread I'd be in agreeance with.Â
Disagree. Quincy was bob.
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Can we have an official Heroes thread please?
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New Dog The Bounty Hunter. I fucking love Baby Lissa. She was hot til she got all pregnant and gloopy......
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Why does stuff I post keep going missing?
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Deadliest Warrior: They've made some stupid decisions, but its fucking awesome!
I enjoy watching that too. I laugh out how the yanks take themselves so seriously lol Imagine if there was a British version done by Channel 4 with people from Time Team
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I've spent several weeks laughing at The Giant Metal Cock Knife. Not sure of the correct name, but it was a tribal thing, something to do with fertility? Death By Giant Metal Cock Knife is now the funniest means of death in Leicester.
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EDIT: I've also been enjoying The Life And Times Of Tim. Its definitely for the lolz!!!!111!!
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Deadliest Warrior: They've made some stupid decisions, but its fucking awesome!
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Ideal: The new series is shite, but I can't stop watching.
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What do UKFFers think would have happened if Eric Bischoff had managed to buy WCW?
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Nah, not true. Plenty of other people think you're an idiot.
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I, for example, think you're a complete tool.
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I, for one, couldn't give a flying fuck what some internet twat thinks of me.
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You got quite a few votes Andy, it's just there has been a higher quality of doltishness this year. Console yourself that whilst you are still an idiot, you are just not as good at it as the people nominated.
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They were all by you, though. If you don't like what I have to say, please feel free to ignore me.
What have you been watching on (proper scripted) telly?
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Ditto Germany. You either move along when they tell you to, or they kick the shit out of you and then move you along.
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Back OT: I actually finally laughed at The Ricky Gervais Show last night. I think he's more of a sitcom comedian, and I only usually watch TRGS because its on right before Bobs Burgers (another underrated show), but last nights was actually funny for once.