Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 7, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 7, 2012 Warhammer? What are you, an orc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted January 7, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 Orc? More like DORC!Eh? Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 7, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 Things came to a head when I heard commotion in the hallway and checked through the spy hole to see her cowering against my door as he's seemingly going to lamp her. Leading to me nabbing a makeshift Warhammer I've got (anyone who remembers FJW... yes, that Warhammer) and opening the door to tell him to back off her.Did he go back in to fetch his bec de corbin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 7, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 7, 2012 Gonna need a picture of the "makeshift warhammer," so get on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted January 7, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 Gonna need a picture of the "makeshift warhammer," so get on that.Spend some time trying to take anything above "shit" picture wise on my camera, before realizing I can just link to a Youtube video of the reason I have the damned thing in the first place.Sash walks out holding it here 30 seconds in (Though it no longer has the tassles around the head of it) - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Is IS a Warhammer, there's no denying that.Now I imagine you've got one of those umbrella stands next to your door with a Warhammer in, a couple of 2-handed swords, a Mace, a wizards staff (with knob), and some ropey old +1 Leather armour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 He's a real life white night. Or orc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Duke Posted January 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 8, 2012 Did you yell "feel mjolnir's might knave!" at him?Did you tell him you were a big part of the ukff mafia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted January 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 8, 2012 Did you yell "feel mjolnir's might knave!" at him?Did you tell him you were a big part of the ukff mafia?Not really, just stood there looking a fat idiot with a massive hammer in all honesty. Which is actually how I normally look, just with the addition of the hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 8, 2012 Please tell me CCTV footage exists of this confontion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted January 12, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2012 I don't mind where I live now, but I used to live next to an absolute fucking prick of a man. Â First off he had this fucking habit of playing heavy bass dance music all evening while making what appeared to be really bad attempts to sing along to it. This was punctuated by the fact that when I went to ask him to turn it down he frequently told me that it didn't matter what I said, he had a LEGAL right to play what he wanted until 11pm. So I called the police, I assume most would when your neighbour is being a bellend. Cops came round and warned him, he said it was 'no biggie bra!' as he's dealt with cops and they won't give a shit in fact according to him they were high-fiving (turns out they threatened to take away his woofers and tweeters from his boombox and he cried). Â The dickhead then has the nerve to send me letters. LETTERS, when I get a girlfriend. Like most in a relationship eventually your going to experiment sexually and we had adjuring rooms. Never mind the fact I could hear anything in my place due to the fucking shite of Bassline but I digress. Eventually he starts sending me letters dating the times when I have been having sex with my girlfriend, saying we were too loud and generally insulting us about having a sexual relationship (more harrowing when you realize that he sent this letter with an accompanying table showing the times and dates of when I had sex with my missus). We moved out eventually though not actually because of him. I assume he tells his mates he ran me and my missus off, more than likely while he tells the story to see if it still gives him an erection. Â Now I live in a flat and my neighbour is a naturist. It's a fair compromise for me to see an arse everyday than a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Now I live in a flat and my neighbour is a naturist. It's a fair compromise for me to see an arse everyday than a cunt. Â Wonderful arrows sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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