Mr_Danger Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015    not really good at doing that, i am not negative on myself, but i find it difficult because it will sound big headed to me, and that is far from who i am!  It is very frustrating to not get replies. espeicially as i am in the best health i have been in since i was around 15 and i feel fantastic, and now i am 30 i am starting to get much more relaxed/chilledout/uncaring too   Ralphy, check your PM's,  You heard he's a fixer upper and bit straight away didn't you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 13, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 13, 2015 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 You heard he's a fixer upper... Do you want to build a snowman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 i put effiort into it, described my personality, my likes and dislikes, a few jokes, music taste, how i am making positive changes to myself, other things too  it's about 15 sentences or so in length, i dont think most people read it anyway  The cut off point is when i get back from the gym tommorow, if i have not recieved a message by then, then the account will be deleted This is where you are going wrong bro. Don't look desperate. My tinder profile took about 30 seconds to write and it's basically taking the piss. The word "wrestling" is the fifth word in my description. The pictures are just my standard ones of Facebook (although they are a bit posey I guess.) When I message girls I'll literally just say "hey, how are you?"  Normal people only go on dating sites because "ah my mates put me up to it" or "I dunno really, guess I was just curious" or the classic "it funny to laugh at the nutters on here." Don't be one of the nutters, simplify your profile and take it easy.  I don't really bother with tinder any more but used to do alright off it. I'd say one or two girls a week would be off it. Think my record for speed was 90 minutes between matching and not letting her use my hotel room's shower because my mates were waiting in the lobby to get pissed. Later that night I pulled two girls in a strip club and took them both back to my hotel. Fuck that was a good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Duke Posted December 13, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2015 i put effiort into it, described my personality, my likes and dislikes, a few jokes, music taste, how i am making positive changes to myself, other things too  it's about 15 sentences or so in length, i dont think most people read it anyway  The cut off point is when i get back from the gym tommorow, if i have not recieved a message by then, then the account will be deleted Do you make any jokes? The thing with dating sites is girls get loads of blokes messaging them and you have s limited window to make yourself interesting and stand out. You can do it in the message or your profile. I had a profile on a couple of dating websites over the years, and I found when I was serious, it never worked, but when I was taking the mick I chatted to more people.  Best of luck to you mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted December 13, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2015  i put effiort into it, described my personality, my likes and dislikes, a few jokes, music taste, how i am making positive changes to myself, other things too  it's about 15 sentences or so in length, i dont think most people read it anyway  The cut off point is when i get back from the gym tommorow, if i have not recieved a message by then, then the account will be deleted This is where you are going wrong bro. Don't look desperate. My tinder profile took about 30 seconds to write and it's basically taking the piss. The word "wrestling" is the fifth word in my description. The pictures are just my standard ones of Facebook (although they are a bit posey I guess.) When I message girls I'll literally just say "hey, how are you?"  Normal people only go on dating sites because "ah my mates put me up to it" or "I dunno really, guess I was just curious" or the classic "it funny to laugh at the nutters on here." Don't be one of the nutters, simplify your profile and take it easy.  I don't really bother with tinder any more but used to do alright off it. I'd say one or two girls a week would be off it. Think my record for speed was 90 minutes between matching and not letting her use my hotel room's shower because my mates were waiting in the lobby to get pissed. Later that night I pulled two girls in a strip club and took them both back to my hotel. Fuck that was a good night   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015  i put effiort into it, described my personality, my likes and dislikes, a few jokes, music taste, how i am making positive changes to myself, other things too  it's about 15 sentences or so in length, i dont think most people read it anyway  The cut off point is when i get back from the gym tommorow, if i have not recieved a message by then, then the account will be deleted This is where you are going wrong bro. Don't look desperate. My tinder profile took about 30 seconds to write and it's basically taking the piss. The word "wrestling" is the fifth word in my description. The pictures are just my standard ones of Facebook (although they are a bit posey I guess.) When I message girls I'll literally just say "hey, how are you?"  Normal people only go on dating sites because "ah my mates put me up to it" or "I dunno really, guess I was just curious" or the classic "it funny to laugh at the nutters on here." Don't be one of the nutters, simplify your profile and take it easy.  I don't really bother with tinder any more but used to do alright off it. I'd say one or two girls a week would be off it. Think my record for speed was 90 minutes between matching and not letting her use my hotel room's shower because my mates were waiting in the lobby to get pissed. Later that night I pulled two girls in a strip club and took them both back to my hotel. Fuck that was a good night    Yeah, that last bit makes you look like a bit of a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Because I didn't let her use my shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted December 13, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2015    i put effiort into it, described my personality, my likes and dislikes, a few jokes, music taste, how i am making positive changes to myself, other things too  it's about 15 sentences or so in length, i dont think most people read it anyway  The cut off point is when i get back from the gym tommorow, if i have not recieved a message by then, then the account will be deleted This is where you are going wrong bro. Don't look desperate. My tinder profile took about 30 seconds to write and it's basically taking the piss. The word "wrestling" is the fifth word in my description. The pictures are just my standard ones of Facebook (although they are a bit posey I guess.) When I message girls I'll literally just say "hey, how are you?" Normal people only go on dating sites because "ah my mates put me up to it" or "I dunno really, guess I was just curious" or the classic "it funny to laugh at the nutters on here." Don't be one of the nutters, simplify your profile and take it easy.  I don't really bother with tinder any more but used to do alright off it. I'd say one or two girls a week would be off it. Think my record for speed was 90 minutes between matching and not letting her use my hotel room's shower because my mates were waiting in the lobby to get pissed. Later that night I pulled two girls in a strip club and took them both back to my hotel. Fuck that was a good night   Yeah, that last bit makes you look like a bit of a twat. Is it Jay from the Inbertweeners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 14, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2015 2 girls from a strip joint at once? Â Wow, wish I was you. Â Apart from the HIV, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 2 girls from a strip joint at once? Â Wow, wish I was you. Â Apart from the HIV, obviously. They weren't strippers, were just drinking with us. Think they were mutual friends with some of the guys I was drinking with. Somehow I've never (as of my last check) had any kind of STD. Think that's what I'm most proud of to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Linus Posted December 14, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2015 I'm sure you're a nice bloke but you come across as such a cunt when you talk about your "success" with women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) Maxwell, how do you know where to find all these horny bisexual women you constantly talk about? Asking for a friend. Edited December 14, 2015 by Slapnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted December 14, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2015 If I was such a stud, I would definitely be bragging about it to strangers on a wrestling forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) I'm sure you're a nice bloke but you come across as such a cunt when you talk about your "success" with women.I probably do come across as a cunt when I talk about it. I haven't been in a good place since my kid's mom walked out last Christmas so I'm not really much good for any kind of relationship. Instead I've focused on self medicating with large amounts of sex, drugs and rock n roll to pass the time between seeing my son on weekends. I don't really see the problem if consenting adults want to have no strings sex just for fun. I've never pretended to have feelings for a girl to get in her pants and will not have sex with them if I feel like they are attached to me in any kind of emotional way. I've calmed down a lot now compared to earlier this year when it was a different girl every night.  As for bragging on a wrestling forum I'm pretty sure I only mentioned for the first time other week while in a discussion about Viagra and then again when talking about dating sites. It's not like I'm finding obscure ways to talking about crushing pussy in Raw reviews Edited December 14, 2015 by UK Kat Von D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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