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King Coconut

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  1. I'm heading back to the UK on the weekend and have just got confirmation of a massive family get-together and chippy tea for Monday. Chippy tea!
  2. I've just had to unscrew 4 screws by hand and I think I've sprained my wrist. I have no idea how our grandparents survived without lithium ion batteries.
  3. Roy Orbison drove all night, crept in her room, woke her from her sleep to make love to her. Is that alright? He drove all night!
  4. Whatever you do, DO NOT COOK CHICKEN! YOU WILL DIE.
  5. I love it! I look forward to seeing it a further 6,000 times until all remnants of humour have long since been thrashed out of it.
  6. It's goatse but there are some great runners up in this thread.
  7. If Springsteen wins this has obviously been infiltrated by one of Houch's secret lemonade drinker forums and I riot.
  8. You can't shame us out of hiding. We grew up on a seemingly endless wave of shit and we're all satisfied with our grand slam years and being robbed of a definite world cup title.
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