freaky Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 This situation is made for a neil bloke parody~![neil]STIK UR PENIS IN A VAGINA LOLZ~!~!!111ONE[/neil]Will that do for now?You have sullied the name of neil. Sorry. I'm not even a good fake bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Supremo Posted July 15, 2006 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2006 (edited) I can't see what's wrong with being a lad, If thats what you are. It's what men were designed to do after all. We like fast cars, football, strippers, girls with big tits and hookers. If you don't like these things then as someone has said already, cut your dick off and leave it at the door because its a waste.That's the most ridiculous statement I've ever read. If I don't fit into your stereotype of a man I should cut my dick off? Dude, you like professional wrestling, considered by the majority of blokes~! to be the fruit bootyest interest possible. So are you going to cut your dick off? Of course not because, get this, different people have different tastes. Actually, haven't we been here before with you struggling to understand such an incredible concept as differing tastes? I'm sure we have. If you fail to grasp a concept after it's been clearly explained to you in the past then you should cut your brain out because it's a waste. Edited July 15, 2006 by ELsupremo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted July 15, 2006 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2006 I can't see what's wrong with being a lad, If thats what you are. It's what men were designed to do after all. We like fast cars, football, strippers, girls with big tits and hookers. If you don't like these things then as someone has said already, cut your dick off and leave it at the door because its a waste. Brilliant.You've never had a girlfriend have you?I'll be honest here, I fucking hate people with this mentality, you need to grow the fuck up mate and get a life. Kerry Katona can fuck right off, she's not attractive, I'd rather have a real girl thankyou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted July 15, 2006 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2006 (edited) These threads are shameful.loz but u wud m8 hur hur wimmin amirite ladz?I can't see what's wrong with being a lad, If thats what you are. It's what men were designed to do after all. We like fast cars, football, strippers, girls with big tits and hookers. If you don't like these things then as someone has said already, cut your dick off and leave it at the door because its a waste.Jesus. That's the most pathetic perspective of being male i've ever heard.Like i've already said to your fellow 'lad' Daz in this thread and as Supes has mentined, people have different tastes and find different things attractive (there's a whole thread on just that subject currently). Don't be so ridiculously ignorant. Having standards and dignity rather than enjoying paying to fuck a filthy whore doesn't make someone less of a man and warrant their cock useless.Get a clue. Edited July 15, 2006 by purplemonkeydishwasher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rage against the wwe Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Right. She was in Atomic Kitten, a ladette, a regular guest on Loose Women"~", a media whore and features in some of the most irritating supermarket adverts ever aired.Conclusion: Christ no. Look past the over-sized chest and set your heights higher people. And on top of all that she dabbles in the coke.I for one would not do Kerry Katona at all and that is even if the human race depended on it! RATWWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted July 15, 2006 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2006 Daz, TBP, just change your member titles to "never confused" and be done with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted July 15, 2006 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2006 I like the way everyone on here pretends "finds particularly attractive/pleasant/worthy" and "would have sex with if offered" are two indivisible categories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbucklepads Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 I can't see what's wrong with being a lad, If thats what you are. It's what men were designed to do after all. We like fast cars, football, strippers, girls with big tits and hookers. If you don't like these things then as someone has said already, cut your dick off and leave it at the door because its a waste. Brilliant.You've never had a girlfriend have you?I'll be honest here, I fucking hate people with this mentality, you need to grow the fuck up mate and get a life. As you all like to say "Don't assume" I have a girlfriend thanks, a good looking one at that. When I say that men like these things, I don't mean all of and if you don't you're gay. I mean on a average scale of things, thats what the majority like. Get a life? Are you serious? I have one thanks a very enjoyable one thats works very well for me socially. Wasn't it someone with the same thoughts as yours that recently said they had their first girlfriend at 26 and said they didn't feel like they missed anything? I think you did miss something.... The best part of your life. I'm not here to slate anyone, it seems that paranoia runs wild when you say somthing on here about people not having lifes, everyone comes running shouting at you like you are pretending to be cool, seems it rattles people because maybe they know there is some truth in it. Each to their own some of you have said, then don't think that "lads" are wrong when they choose to slag it up with a bint like Kerry Katona. Some guys like to put it about alot without worrying about the girls social behaviour and its usually these guys that are the ones out on a friday night having a good time while the grown up responsible ones are in their bedroom playing XBOX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted July 15, 2006 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2006 I can't see what's wrong with being a lad, If thats what you are. It's what men were designed to do after all. We like fast cars, football, strippers, girls with big tits and hookers. If you don't like these things then as someone has said already, cut your dick off and leave it at the door because its a waste. Brilliant.You've never had a girlfriend have you?I'll be honest here, I fucking hate people with this mentality, you need to grow the fuck up mate and get a life. As you all like to say "Don't assume" I have a girlfriend thanks, a good looking one at that. When I say that men like these things, I don't mean all of and if you don't you're gay. I mean on a average scale of things, thats what the majority like. Get a life? Are you serious? I have one thanks a very enjoyable one thats works very well for me socially. Wasn't it someone with the same thoughts as yours that recently said they had their first girlfriend at 26 and said they didn't feel like they missed anything? I think you did miss something.... The best part of your life. I'm not here to slate anyone, it seems that paranoia runs wild when you say somthing on here about people not having lifes, everyone comes running shouting at you like you are pretending to be cool, seems it rattles people because maybe they know there is some truth in it. Each to their own some of you have said, then don't think that "lads" are wrong when they choose to slag it up with a bint like Kerry Katona. Some guys like to put it about alot without worrying about the girls social behaviour and its usually these guys that are the ones out on a friday night having a good time while the grown up responsible ones are in their bedroom playing XBOX.So you're offended baecause I told you to get a life, and yet you're now telling me to get a life becasue I sit in my bedroom playing an Xbox, well you couldn't be more wrong actually, It's a PS2.Seriously, you're the one who's getting defensive here, I couldn't give a fuck who you want to put you're dick in, even you're good looking girlfriend, However I think mayby you should try grasping the concept that wanting to shag birds with big tits and driving fast cars isn't all there is to being a man. I'm quite happy to sit at home on the weekend wit my own company sometimes and just relax, and sometimes I go out and have a drink and a good time, and sometimes I like to stay at home and have a massive wank while surfing the web for porn. It's all swings and roundabouts. manhood can't be measured in pints of lager mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbucklepads Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 I think mayby you should try grasping the concept that wanting to shag birds with big tits and driving fast cars isn't all there is to being a man.I grasp it. There is more I agree. Such as Porn, so you as you said you like wanking to porn over the net, you go up a level in my blokeomitor. manhood can't be measured in pints of lager mateNo it can be measured in some other ways such as being a good father, a good provider for your family. And having a massive pornography collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick "Madman" Kelly Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Enough of this lunacy !!!!I world give Kerry Katona one & throw in a few liver shots & rabbit punches to boot - im good with women you see & im confidant if a majority of you took this stance you would find a 200 to 300 % increase in your sex lives. Trust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Supremo Posted July 15, 2006 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2006 (edited) I'm not here to slate anyone, it seems that paranoia runs wild when you say somthing on here about people not having lifes, everyone comes running shouting at you like you are pretending to be cool, seems it rattles people because maybe they know there is some truth in it.Nobody pulled you up on whether you told them to get a life or not, they pulled you up on the ignorant, narrow mindedness of your comments. You're not here to slate anyone? You said if people didn't conform to your view of what a man is they should cut their penis off. Saying somebody doesn't deserve their penis is pretty slatey in my book. Edited July 15, 2006 by ELsupremo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 I can't see what's wrong with being a lad, If thats what you are. It's what men were designed to do after all. We like fast cars, football, strippers, girls with big tits and hookers. If you don't like these things then as someone has said already, cut your dick off and leave it at the door because its a waste.Don't go breeding, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted July 16, 2006 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2006 This situation is made for a neil bloke parody~![neil]STIK UR PENIS IN A VAGINA LOLZ~!~!!111ONE[/neil]Will that do for now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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