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#1 LaGoosh

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:10 PM

Okay I was reading a book I bought a few weeks ago called 'The Zombie Survival Guide' and it explains everything you need to know and what to do if there is a zombie outbreak and when the inevitable does happen I'm fairly confident that I'll be able to survive.So what would you guys do in a zombie crisis?By the way I'm talking old school zombies(slow,lumbering, unco-ordinated) rather than new zombies (runs faster than Feinstein from the press).

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:13 PM

I'd ask for a cornetto :p

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:14 PM

Well ive completed every Resident Evil game ive played, maby ill be able to survive too, just give me a shotgun and ALOT of ammo.

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:14 PM

Lock myself into a shopping centre with a pregnant woman, another bloke, and a sterotypical 80's black guy :thumbsup: I'm not sure what I'd do, I have no idea where'd I get a gun from :(

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:19 PM

It would be easier just to join them.
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:21 PM

Depends on how many people humans were left with me, I think If I was on my own I'd have to consider suicide. I'd give up real quick with no one else with me (I'd get a gun and go on a fun zombie attack first though) If there was a group of us, then I guess we'd do the same as in the movies, hide in whatever buildings we can find, whilst trying to find some kind of military setup. Is that book any good? Sounds intresting and I've got nothing to read at the mo.And BTW, *points to LaGoosh's sig* that song at the end of BR is called "Shizuka wa Hibi no Kaidan wo". Great song.
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:22 PM

It would be easier just to join them.

Yea, but I've always dreamed of having a shopping centre to myself :(


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"Okay I was reading a book I bought a few weeks ago called 'The Zombie Survival Guide' and it explains everything you need to know and what to do if there is a zombie outbreak and when the inevitable does happen I'm fairly confident that I'll be able to survive."


What? Zombies? :/

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:24 PM

I'm pretty certain one day some genius will work out how you can infect someone to make them zombie-fied.
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:27 PM

Is that book any good? Sounds intresting and I've got nothing to read at the mo.

Yeah the book is great, really interesting stuff which you wouldn't even think of doing but is extremely valuable. Anyone who thinks going to a shopping centre would be a good idea is wrong, in reality, the power would be cut off and you wouldn't be able to do anything so no Dawn Of The Dead rip-offs. And the answer "get a gun" is also a bad idea, firstly you would have to travel far to get one(high risk) and secondly you probably would be a crap shot, and the sound of gunfire would attract zombies from miles around. The best weapon to have would be either a crowbar or samurai sword. And I would simply hide in my house. Demolish the stairs, use the wood to block up the door and windows, fill up buckets and buckets with water before the water is eventually cut off. Have a bike upstairs for an emergency escape and I would occassionally sneak into other houses through the backdoors down my street to steal canned food.

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:30 PM

Here's what I would probably do: 1) Pretend I am one of them 2) Run into a shopping center (yes Frank I aslo have wanted a shopping centre on my own)or 3) Do a series of F-5's and Stunners on them all
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:30 PM

Jesus christ, LaGoosh. You ARE prepared aren't you? I betcha can't wait for those zombies to start trying to eat us, just so you can have your own little adventure.And I just ordered the book from Amazon. Yay.

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:31 PM

So what would you guys do in a zombie crisis? By the way I'm talking old school zombies(slow,lumbering, unco-ordinated) ...

Fuck, I'm a zombie!
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:39 PM

Yea I wouldn't be hiding from them, I'd have the hammer so I could smash up some isles. All that adventure stuff sounds too hard though, can I come and stay with you :(

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:48 PM

Jesus christ, LaGoosh. You ARE prepared aren't you? I betcha can't wait for those zombies to start trying to eat us, just so you can have your own little adventure.

LOL Seriously when I was reading it I desperatly wanted a zombie crisis to happen so that I could kill shit-loads of zombies and be a survivor. And the thing is when reading the book you forget that zombies aren't even real. But one day there will be, and when all you lot are getting munched by zombies I'll be kicking some ass.

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:50 PM

The best weapon to have would be either a crowbar or samurai sword.

Yay! And the g/f thought it was a stupid purchase.

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