Craig Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 This has to be one of the funniest threads since the days of Hulkamania_fan. I laughed out loud at some bits.I'm not surprised countless companies turned down whatever you sent them, because they probably couldn't read a word of it. And your comment about sueing Edios because they made a Backyard Wrestling game, I can't tell you how stupid that sounds.You sound to me like a little kid who's into backyard wrestling. You've seen the DVDs and played the computer game and think you're special because you can make a tripod website. Nobody even remotely believes you.Personally, I think you've got something seriously wrong with you. And if this is a joke, it's a classic, because I've been pissing myself at some parts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted September 19, 2003 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2003 I invented butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unionjack Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) by the way we have just come out with a new design so if there any british wrestlers that want to take part in this projet then jump on board we can give u free orignal & unique avertising never been seen before we no this because we have a patent on it so you would be the first to use this technology for more info e-mail us our email is e4unionjack@hotmail.com PS im not giveing much out because i ant being riped of agan we are going ahead with this with our parners in the usa so u will be lossing out if a ant apart of this Edited September 19, 2003 by unionjack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Nutkins Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) The Curse of the UKFF Strikes again - Pure Genius Thread.Union Jack57 Bexley Heath CLoseEnglandNear ScotlandDear Sony, We is writing to you to ask for finanshal assistance for hour wristling agency.We chose Sony because I heve a Walkman that you made, and is the most bestest one i have, you are clearly a reputatatable cumpany. It is an agency for wrestling in uk, that wants 2 take engrish wrestling to the most bestest places in the cunt-ry - such as the milennium dome and also my mate jamie's house. he has a new pattio that will hold minimmum 7 people.We are trying to get our wrestling back on tv, and we need your help. We have pertners everywhare, reprasent the best fine talent, and hope a spansarship deel can be shirted out. If u need any more evidence, please visit any of our websitesgroups.msn.com/professhionalcompanynew.com.tripod.comgroups.yahoo.com/wrestlin_iz_fit/newltd.Or email me atnewwrestlingltd@stmartinscatholicgrammar.co.uk, naming ur e-male "Union Jack, in class 7B)Please Deerect all mail toMy Mate Matt's house.Just down the road from mine.Dagenham.Yours Sinseerly,Union Jack. Edited September 19, 2003 by Terry Nutkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Bludd Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Terry...That Rocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tidus Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 johnnyboy you don't need to invent the cough medicine you just need to represent the cough medicine as the largest cough medicine agent in the UK and America. But I can't tell you what cough medicine I represent. You will need to go to my websitewww.irepresentcoughmedicine.com.tripod.com.It's all there. Dear Sony,We is writing to you to ask for finanshal assistance for hour wristling agency.We chose Sony because I heve a Walkman that you made, and is the most bestest one i have, you are clearly a reputatatable cumpany. It is an agency for wrestling in uk, that wants 2 take engrish wrestling to the most bestest places in the cunt-ry - such as the milennium dome and also my mate jamie's house. he has a new pattio that will hold minimmum 7 people.Man, this thread is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unionjack Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 I ANT BEING FUNNY BUT HAVE Craig johnnyboy Lion_of_the_Midlands ste13 BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR A WRESTLING RING IM A 2 TIME FREE STYLE WRESTLING CHAMPION I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH EVERY WRESTLING NAME IN THE WOLRD THE NUMBER IS LIKE 367 THATS IS KNOWN SO WHAT U ARE SAYING IS SHIT NOW I DID NOT MAKE THIS BOARD FOR SHIT I MADE IT FOR MY BUSSNESS SO IF U CANT ADD TO THAT WHAT IS OR WORTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Bludd Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) I ANT BEING FUNNYOh but you are. I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH EVERY WRESTLING NAME IN THE WOLRDIts to be hoped to God you didn't write to them. Edited September 19, 2003 by Jimmy Bludd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Nutkins Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) A few definitions"Two Time Free Style Wrestling Champion" = I gave Mark a good kicking when he nicked my paper aeroplane."Every name in the wrestling world" - I got UK Undertaker's autograph in a Skegness pub."I made it for my business" - I made it cos' Gamesville just finished.And I'd also just like to point out that at the end of this thread, this kid should be banned immediatly. I've just recieved an e-mail saying "IM GOING TO FIND YOU" - and surely that kind of thing is against any kind of rule here on the forum.And also, I cannot remember the last time Vince McMahon sent anyone an e-mail like that. Case rested - it was fun while it lasted. Edited September 19, 2003 by Terry Nutkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unionjack Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) OK U R ALL GOIG TO PAY FOR THAT Edited September 19, 2003 by unionjack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Bludd Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 (Gets up after falling off his chair with laughter)*Ahem*...How exactly?...Wrestle me, Champ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted September 19, 2003 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2003 I ANT BEING FUNNY BUT HAVE Craig johnnyboy Lion_of_the_Midlands ste13 BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR A WRESTLING RING IM A 2 TIME FREE STYLE WRESTLING CHAMPION I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH EVERY WRESTLING NAME IN THE WOLRD THE NUMBER IS LIKE 367 THATS IS KNOWN SO WHAT U ARE SAYING IS SHIT NOW I DID NOT MAKE THIS BOARD FOR SHIT I MADE IT FOR MY BUSSNESS SO IF U CANT ADD TO THAT WHAT IS OR WORTHNo I have never stepped foot in a wrestling ring. But I have talked to a lot of people who have and I have nothing but respect fot them. If this is your business I am not suprised no-one has heard of you. My spelling and sentence structure is pretty bad as many will tell you (Stevon), but yours my friend makes me look like a Booker prize winning novelist. Add to this the fact that your url seems not to work and it seems to make you appear unproffessional. And lets face it, if the wrestlers of the world were as big a mark for you as you are for yourself then you would be a bigger promoter and agent than Vince McMahon himself. So it is simple show us some proof that you are a big man in the world of wrestlingor shut up and fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unionjack Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 (edited) THERES NOTTING THIS ROOM CAN DO FOR ME ANYWAY THATS Y I HAVE NEVER BEEN HERE THIS ROOM IS SHIT IT DONT EVEN MATTERI HAVE BEEN HERE TO LONG ALREADY SO TO THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD LIKE TO TAKE UP OUR PROJECT THEN GET IN CONTACT FOR THEM PEOPLE THAT DO NOTTING BUT RIGHT SHIT U NO U R NOTTING Edited September 19, 2003 by unionjack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted September 19, 2003 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2003 OK U R ALL GOIG TO PAY FOR THAT Ok i'll pay. Here is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icwkev Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 well, was i right about Hammerlock? Carl Conroy seems to know you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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