Paid Members John Matrix Posted December 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 Need your opinions validating? Prepared to hear a few home truths? This is the thread for you. If like me, you have next to no morals, but a massive conscience thus leaving your brain in a near constant state of contradiction, then this is the thread for you. Not sure if you’re arrogant, a misogynist or secretly love Britain First? Let the UKFF decide. So I ask you, UKFF. Am I immature for laughing out loud in Boots upon discovery of these… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted December 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 The male g-spot is up and in a bit isn't it? They'd do the job and all. Apt and justified, colonel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 19, 2014 Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2014 They're made by Boon? Boon? Well, Hi-ho silver! Like the Lone Ranger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted December 19, 2014 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 I sang that when the cunt turned up on 'Enders the other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted December 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 I often pick up prostitutes in the city and drive them all the way to some secluded woodland near the Alamo Sea. Then I murder them with a hatchet or a hammer or something. I don't even have sex with them. How are my morals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handspants Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Immature, yes. But I also did a bit of a giggle, so you're in good company :-). Whoever thought to call them that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I sang that when the cunt turned up on 'Enders the other week. Are you getting Kat's rapey uncle Harry mixed up with the guy off the Flash adverts and classic sitcom Babes in the Wood or has Michael Elphick risen from the grave? If it's the former then I used to do that as well. I use disgusting terms like 'rapey' in quite a casual manner, do I hate women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted December 19, 2014 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 You're spot on you know. I dunno what i was thinking. He's Brush Strokes ennit. Strike those comments from the record your honor. Anyway, Benders? ahem.. I'm sure i remember an advert from the late 80's for flouresent foam curlers for women to put in their hair called Benders, i even seem to recall the jingle as: Da-da-da-dada BENDERS. You gotta curl your hair. You gotta make them stare. Da-da-da-dada BENDERS. But i've probably imagined it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 19, 2014 Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2014 Because the world was waiting for it... THE BOON CHANNEL https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb9N9DqnFdpR-45BgdEc5dQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted December 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 I used to always laugh at a female colleague who would talk about going to a spa as "going for a facial" or "getting a facial". She was really posh, and it would always make me noticeable snigger when ever she did it. She either didn't get it or didn't care, but me laughing would get a 3rd party laughing or looking disgusted which would then get a 4th name laughing. I'm pretty much guaranteed to laugh at an innuendo regardless of company. I also loving giving the phrase "its just the way my trousers ruck up" to anything which could vaguely sound like a comment about my cock and or balls. I've done it a few times without thinking and realised mid way through speaking how inappropriate it is in the circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 In the 70's and early 80's there was a line of diet chocolate fudge called Aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SiMania Posted December 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 I'm pretty much guaranteed to laugh at an innuendo regardless of company. I'm the same and work with others who are the same. I was in a meeting recently and there were some very senior people in the meeting and my director was talking about pulling me off a project to concentrate on something else. He must've said "pulling Si off" about 5 times while me and my boss are trying to avoid eye contact as I know she will be in stitches if she catches my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 The worst situation I've been for giggling at an unintended innuendo was when I went with my friend to visit his Mum. She's not quite the full shilling, and lives in sheltered accommodation. Whilst there, her friend pops in and tells us that she's been to the butchers and had "just come round to give your Mum a bit of tongue". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted December 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2014 The other week they were talking about the cricketer who died and someone said they "read in the news about a bloke who took a big blow to his helmet". I had to try and talk myself out of hole on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Referring to our cat sleeping on her chest at night, my missus constantly proclaims "Lily came on my chest last night". Fucking lucky Lily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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