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#16 Vamp

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:33 PM

Belarus is going to win. That is all.
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:40 PM

Englebert was offered the job after Jason Donavon turned it down. Poor lad. If they are offering him Donavo’s sloppy seconds he should at least get a free shag of Minogue to go with it.

Belarus is going to win. That is all.


Belarus’s tune last year was fucking brilliant. They entered that after their first submission had been knocked back for being too pro Belarus.

Edited by Richie Freebird, 07 March 2012 - 01:42 PM.

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 03:58 PM

Is this the 2012 Belarus entry

If it is, then it is not mental enough and she is not fit enough to get the votes to win

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 12:47 AM

I thought the Belarus entry was the one with the bloke yelling "I'm a stalker...I'm a wanker...I'm a paedo" and all that nonsense?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 01:05 AM

Donavo’s


Who?

Anyroads, I've always found it odd that S4C want their own entry for Wales. Duffy came 3rd in Waww Factor (Welsh Language X-Factor), we'd probably have Dafydd fucking Iwan every year.

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 01:35 AM

Eurovision needs more stuff like this instead of real musicians who take it seriously. Only time that's ever been good was Lena and that's probably only because I would.

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 03:46 AM

Last year had that epic Moldova entry with a uni cycling gnome girl. Moldova!!!!

I love Eurovision from the 80's me. Some absolute madness in those 10 years.

It's ALL about Riva
ROCK ME BABY!

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#23 Richie Freebird

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 08:31 AM

Donavo’s


Who?


Jason Donavan, ie “Donavo”. An (obviously shit) attempt to give an ‘o based nickname to someone that’s comically naff. I loved him as a young kid though.

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 03:26 PM

The Russian entry is mental.

These girls better watch out for Englebert

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 03:37 PM

Russia peaked with THIS in 2010. "What are you doing man?"

Edited by Baz Windham, 08 March 2012 - 03:39 PM.

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 11:11 PM

You do get the impression that Ireland are taking the piss a bit these days with songs like this

Edited by The Four Horsemen, 08 March 2012 - 11:16 PM.


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Posted 09 March 2012 - 03:16 PM

You do get the impression that Ireland are taking the piss a bit these days with songs like this


They're doing it again? Wonder if the President of Belarus can do us all a favour.

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 07:35 PM

Well here we are, Engelbert's entry



I think the general consensus around the internet is "Fuck me, that's not terrible" I always had faith in the big guy though.

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 07:49 PM

Well here we are, Engelbert's entry



I think the general consensus around the internet is "Fuck me, that's not terrible" I always had faith in the big guy though.


Decent ballad, well sung. And he's still got a good voice on him. With a good performance on the night I'd predict a comfortable mid-table finish for The Hump. Not memorable enough to get a high placing but I don't expect it to flop.

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 07:50 PM

I sadly jumped on line at 10am to catch it. We liked it at work, but it's a bit slow. But, when Russian grannies come through the Russian Making Your Mind Up ahead of Bilan and Tatu girl then anything can happen.
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