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#256 Philo_Vance

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 04:41 PM

I think I've already told the story here about shitting myself on an escalator. Not my finest hour.

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 04:41 PM

:laugh: Fuck me. Top man for getting them up. My favourite is the look of pure joy in pic #6, he seems to have reached nirvana. MSPaint really is fantastic.
..then, before i left, i turned around and told the judge "i'm here to state who i am and be honest with you." i said "if they thought i was dangerous on the road like you're trying to accuse me of, wouldn't they have taken my license when i first got it? yes they would. and the judge says "yeah, you have a point," he goes "you don't need to get loud," i said "don't get loud?" i says "i've got every right to get loud." i says "you can't do a god damn thing about it, because i'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. you think you're god because you have a robe and you can put people up the god damn river for 20 years? well you're not." and i left it at that...

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 05:20 PM

There are no words as to how amazing that is.


That I've finally been potty trained at the age of 31, or that I pissed on myself?


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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:20 PM

http://forum.bodybui...php?t=120921191

Since this thread is full of toilet mishaps, thought I'd share this gem. One of the funniest things I've read in a long time.


Hahaha, best read in ages. :laugh:

But piss bottles? :confused:

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:25 AM

Piss bottles is just wrong. This thread has really opened my eyes to how many people have problems with the good old fashioned urinal.

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 01:12 AM

Splash back is a motherfucker though.. If I'm wearing a suit I won't use a urinal because I'm too lazy to dry clean often.. Doesn't bother me for jeans though.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 11:40 AM

What are your opinions of washroom advertising?
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 11:52 AM

Piss bottles are an essential tool if your on a football fans’ minibus going to away days.

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:01 PM

I just had a text off a female friend saying that her she's had a stomach bug and her boyfriend (quite a new boyfriend) saw her shit and puke at the same time. Apparently he still can't close his eyes around her..

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 01:47 PM

I just had a text off a female friend saying that her she's had a stomach bug and her boyfriend (quite a new boyfriend) saw her shit and puke at the same time. Apparently he still can't close his eyes around her..


I think in this case (unless I really didn't care much about the chick) compassion would take over from being grossed out for me.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 02:10 PM

That really depends. It would turn my stomach, but if I was into scat...

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 02:17 PM

That really depends. It would turn my stomach, but if I was into scat...


I'm sure even the most hardened scatophiles aren't into ill people's diarrhea, well I hope not anyway.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 02:23 PM

If it was my g/f and i saw it, it'd gross me out a bit in the 'I don't like looking at shit or the smell of it' way, but wouldn't really be a big deal, if you're ill, you're ill. That said, I'd be fairly embarrassed if my g/f saw me hunched over on the lav, shitting tea and retching in the sink..

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 02:23 PM

What I don't understand is why the guy on the bodybuilding forum couldn't piss and shit at the same time?

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 02:26 PM

Because he had a boner
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