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#16 Dillkid

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 12:41 PM

I'm sort of confused how you lot have suddenly become a bunch of Shemale porn experts...?

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 12:42 PM

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:05 PM

He really is. Man, Carbomb would have LOVED this thread. Incidentally, a colleague just came into my room, so obviously I minimised this page. Then once he'd left I noticed on my taskbar at the bottom is just said "Masturbation". :(

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:06 PM

I'm sort of confused how you lot have suddenly become a bunch of Shemale porn experts...?

Why? Did you want to ask some questions?

Lol Im such a dick, I apoligise I did say that sorry to Britfan for my comment, Ill try & think before I type next time lol.


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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:07 PM

He really is. Man, Carbomb would have LOVED this thread.

Incidentally, a colleague just came into my room, so obviously I minimised this page. Then once he'd left I noticed on my taskbar at the bottom is just said "Masturbation".

:(


:laugh: I did the exact same thing earlier...
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:12 PM

He really is. Man, Carbomb would have LOVED this thread.


Do you reckon that's why he's not been around recently - off holidaying in Bangkok?

I haven't seen many shemale sites recently, actually. The popular thing at the moment seems to be BDSM and uniform fetish.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:16 PM

Another problem is tissues.

There's only so many I can go through before it starts to look suspicious because I don't have a cold.

Always use white socks.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:42 PM

He really is. Man, Carbomb would have LOVED this thread.

Incidentally, a colleague just came into my room, so obviously I minimised this page. Then once he'd left I noticed on my taskbar at the bottom is just said "Masturbation".

:(

Snap! It was the new girl too :( She's has a cracking set of legs but a face McDonalds paper bags were invented for! I thought she was in her 50's trying to keep looking young and failing. Turns out she's in her late 30's :omg:

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:46 PM

He really is. Man, Carbomb would have LOVED this thread.

Why, is CB big into his shemales?

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:54 PM

He really is. Man, Carbomb would have LOVED this thread.

Why, is CB big into his shemales?

Its an old forum joke.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:56 PM

He really is. Man, Carbomb would have LOVED this thread.

Incidentally, a colleague just came into my room, so obviously I minimised this page. Then once he'd left I noticed on my taskbar at the bottom is just said "Masturbation".

:(


:laugh: I did the exact same thing earlier...


Me too :(

Luckily he was too distracted by my masturbating to look at the monitor.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:57 PM

Someone dropped some science on this last time the topic came up on the forum. Something to do with it being a longstanding part of the culture in certain places. I think that might have just been in relation to South East Asia though..


I have the unerring feeling that was me who did that, probably, ish

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:18 PM

I used to love a good wank. In fact when I first discovered it, Id actually look forward to it. Not like now when youre sat on the sofa, watching telly and get an unexpected semi and just think Pft, might as well crack one off and you put as much enthusiasm into it as you would when youre unblocking the sink. Back then, Id be on the way home from school/college and would work out when the best time to have one was and who/what my material of choice would be. Christ, I even remember the times when Id see a really fit bird in the street or a shop and Id get my phone out and set myself a fucking reminder to have a wank over her when Id get in. They were dark days. Then there were the heady heights of being in with the parents and theyd tell you they were both popping to the chippy for tea, so youd be on your starting blocks and as soon as the car was out of sight youd be up them stairs like Carl Lewis. The worst, the absolute worst, was if you were in the middle of one and your Mum would shout you downstairs to have your tea and youd have to run down before shed send the step-dad up to get you. Throughout every mouthful of ravioli, youd feel like youd left a dead hooker in your room as the tissues and magazine were still in situ. All you wanted to do was get back in there and get the job done. Like a Marine. I remember being interrupted once and being made to go to the garden centre with the family, which turned into a Sunday lunch, which turned into a trip to the bowling alley. By the time I got in, I looked like Danny Kendal in the back of Mr. Bronsons car. The worst thing about wanking was the second youd finished, youd look down and just think I dont know why I bothered. I dont know why Im referring to it in the past tense either.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:51 PM

This needs to be merged with that thread where I wax lyrical about Razzle, really.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:55 PM

This needs to be merged with that thread where I wax lyrical about Razzle, really.


The mag, Razzle Loki sir? I remember it well. Euro 88. I was 8 years old. My mates da went to Germany so when his ma was in work, we went through his da's drawers and found a stack of Razzle mags, and all I remember was thinking 'It's all like roast beef and what's on me sammidges in school' and I wondered why there was white yoghurt over the ladies faces and why that had any relevance to being rude?

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