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#1 NEWM

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 02:55 PM

Everyone saw it in the picture thread. You're just trying to gain some attention because some fairly good looking girl isn't repulsed by your hideous face/head/hair/gut combo. Fuck off.


http://ukff.com/inde...p;#entry2167523

Amen.


Thirded. I like Midas' posts as a rule, but it did make me squirm a bit the first time he posted about her in the pic thread, just putting something like "Me and Megan", without qualifying who she was. Seemed like a blatant attempt to get people to bite and ask who she was, to give him a small window to tell everyone that he spears her/loves her/hangs out with her/cuddles her in bed after her bad dates with other boys with his arse pointed out so his semi doesn't touch her leg /whatever relationship he has with her.

"Me and my fuck buddy" or "Me and this bird I'm trying to get into", for example, would have been the more appropriate way to address it, I think.

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#2 MRMIdAS

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 10:24 PM

Everyone saw it in the picture thread. You're just trying to gain some attention because some fairly good looking girl isn't repulsed by your hideous face/head/hair/gut combo. Fuck off.


http://ukff.com/inde...p;#entry2167523

Amen.


Thirded. I like Midas' posts as a rule, but it did make me squirm a bit the first time he posted about her in the pic thread, just putting something like "Me and Megan", without qualifying who she was. Seemed like a blatant attempt to get people to bite and ask who she was, to give him a small window to tell everyone that he spears her/loves her/hangs out with her/cuddles her in bed after her bad dates with other boys with his arse pointed out so his semi doesn't touch her leg /whatever relationship he has with her.

"Me and my fuck buddy" or "Me and this bird I'm trying to get into", for example, would have been the more appropriate way to address it, I think.


Again, not like that.

she's my best friend, we love each other, but that's it, it's hardly squirm worthy to find someone of the opposite sex who you just click with without feeling any type of awkward about it, yeah, i could've explained it better in the original post, but I was quick to explain when asked.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 01:45 AM

Well instead of "We sleep in the same bed when we're single, when we're bored etc., etc.," (Not Accurate Statement). You could have just said "I'm fucking her"/"I'm not fucking her"/"She's a mate"/"She's a mate I chuck one up"/"She's a mate I want to chuck one up, but I keep going the lav when we share a bed to pour the head off".

Edited by ButchReedMark, 16 July 2010 - 01:46 AM.

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 06:56 AM

Everyone saw it in the picture thread.

who the fuck is that?

Fuck off.

I bet she washed the vest afterwards though.

Yup, considering the muck we managed to get on it later, it was the only sane thing to do.


This was absolutely cringeworthy.

*Edit* Not a nomination, just showing how Midas's "It was innocent, we're best friends' speil is gash. *Edit*

Edited by KJHenley, 16 July 2010 - 06:58 AM.


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Posted 16 July 2010 - 10:52 AM

Everyone saw it in the picture thread. You're just trying to gain some attention because some fairly good looking girl isn't repulsed by your hideous face/head/hair/gut combo. Fuck off.


http://ukff.com/inde...p;#entry2167523

Amen.


Thirded. I like Midas' posts as a rule, but it did make me squirm a bit the first time he posted about her in the pic thread, just putting something like "Me and Megan", without qualifying who she was. Seemed like a blatant attempt to get people to bite and ask who she was, to give him a small window to tell everyone that he spears her/loves her/hangs out with her/cuddles her in bed after her bad dates with other boys with his arse pointed out so his semi doesn't touch her leg /whatever relationship he has with her.

"Me and my fuck buddy" or "Me and this bird I'm trying to get into", for example, would have been the more appropriate way to address it, I think.


Again, not like that.

she's my best friend, we love each other, but that's it, it's hardly squirm worthy to find someone of the opposite sex who you just click with without feeling any type of awkward about it, yeah, i could've explained it better in the original post, but I was quick to explain when asked.


Mate, we are here to procreate. If him upstairs thought any differently that would be Freddie Mercurys top you' be wearing there.

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 10:53 AM

Someone is locked permanently into the friendship zone.
..then, before i left, i turned around and told the judge "i'm here to state who i am and be honest with you." i said "if they thought i was dangerous on the road like you're trying to accuse me of, wouldn't they have taken my license when i first got it? yes they would. and the judge says "yeah, you have a point," he goes "you don't need to get loud," i said "don't get loud?" i says "i've got every right to get loud." i says "you can't do a god damn thing about it, because i'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. you think you're god because you have a robe and you can put people up the god damn river for 20 years? well you're not." and i left it at that...

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:48 AM

Everyone saw it in the picture thread.

who the fuck is that?

Fuck off.

I bet she washed the vest afterwards though.

Yup, considering the muck we managed to get on it later, it was the only sane thing to do.


This was absolutely cringeworthy.

*Edit* Not a nomination, just showing how Midas's "It was innocent, we're best friends' speil is gash. *Edit*



The post wasn't the problem, but whoever stuck it into the "iconic pictures" thread wants their bumps feeling.

#8 Ronnie

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:52 AM

she's my best friend, we love each other, but that's it, it's hardly squirm worthy to find someone of the opposite sex who you just click with without feeling any type of awkward about it.

But why go on about it, as though you're love struck?

You're far from the only person who has a very close friend without any sexual overtones. I have, of both sexes, but if I reference them in a forum post I'm not going to fawn over them and underline a million times how we're platonic and nothing more.

Surely you can see how it comes across?

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:56 AM

That "muck" comment he made made my toes curl. He's obviously trying to imply there's something between them without actually saying it.

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:58 AM

That "muck" comment he made made my toes curl. He's obviously trying to imply there's something between them without actually saying it.

Poor guy is just embarrassed to admit that he wanked over her while she slept. Literally.

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 12:43 PM

Well instead of "We sleep in the same bed when we're single, when we're bored etc., etc.," (Not Accurate Statement). You could have just said "I'm fucking her"/"I'm not fucking her"/"She's a mate"/"She's a mate I chuck one up"/"She's a mate I want to chuck one up, but I keep going the lav when we share a bed to pour the head off".


That was just to highlight that we're a bit more than just "best friends" because we are, it's deeper than that, and we both feel that way, just dating and stuff will fuck it up.


Everyone saw it in the picture thread.

who the fuck is that?

Fuck off.

I bet she washed the vest afterwards though.

Yup, considering the muck we managed to get on it later, it was the only sane thing to do.


This was absolutely cringeworthy.

*Edit* Not a nomination, just showing how Midas's "It was innocent, we're best friends' speil is gash. *Edit*


THAT was supposed to be mucky, it's called a joke.

Although yes we did get the vest dirty, it was wiping up some spilled pop later.


she's my best friend, we love each other, but that's it, it's hardly squirm worthy to find someone of the opposite sex who you just click with without feeling any type of awkward about it.

But why go on about it, as though you're love struck?

You're far from the only person who has a very close friend without any sexual overtones. I have, of both sexes, but if I reference them in a forum post I'm not going to fawn over them and underline a million times how we're platonic and nothing more.

Surely you can see how it comes across?


Because it's irritating when you can't post pics of yourself without half the forum chucking their toys out of their collective pram, say i'm attention whoring, that she's my sister, that she's an escort. THEN, once i'm asked to explain our relationship, the toys get chucked about that too. These pics are on other forums too, no toy chucking, no accusations of whoring, nothing.

TBH it's a reflection of how sad and jealous the community is here.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 12:49 PM

Why are you posting pictures of her on loads of forums though? What's the point?. I've had the same best friend for 16+ years but I don't go posting pictures of him and going on about it. Does she know you do it, or that you joke about "getting mucky" with her or go on about how much you love her? It's mental.

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 12:51 PM

Why are you posting pictures of her on loads of forums though? What's the point?. I've had the same best friend for 16+ years but I don't go posting pictures of him and going on about it. Does she know you do it, or that you joke about "getting mucky" with her or go on about how much you love her? It's mental.

The pics were of me too you know.

Yes she knows I joke about stuff like that, the sicker the Joke the better, our humour is really fucked up.

And she loves me back, it's hardly one sided.

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#14 NEWM

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 12:51 PM

Well instead of "We sleep in the same bed when we're single, when we're bored etc., etc.," (Not Accurate Statement). You could have just said "I'm fucking her"/"I'm not fucking her"/"She's a mate"/"She's a mate I chuck one up"/"She's a mate I want to chuck one up, but I keep going the lav when we share a bed to pour the head off".


That was just to highlight that we're a bit more than just "best friends" because we are, it's deeper than that, and we both feel that way, just dating and stuff will fuck it up.


Just admit you love her but she only sees you as a friend. Maybe first to yourself, if not just on here? I'm pretty sure most people would stop their "jealousy and toy chucking" if you were just honest and not playing the ambiguity card to transparently protect the fact that you're the arse-end of some unrequited love. I'm also pretty sure most people on here could identify with it too. I know I've certainly been there.

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 01:01 PM

I've been there too. We're wrestling fans, it's a given. Though it all ended for most of us after we left school.