http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yrVpc_xprE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bgoFnlRw1I

WHYYYYYY??????!

Dillkid, I have warned everyone who has posted stuff about your Mum












to doublebag it

This must be a piss take

I don't know for sure, but I assume its got something to with your mama being so hairy Bigfoot takes her picture

Ignore the nasty boys, Dill, they're just trying to get a rise out of you.

There's nothing unattractive about your mum. I mean, I'd fuck her. And believe me, one day, I will.

You mean you haven't already

You know it's pretty disgusting the way you treat me

I'm at the end of a very long queue.

Dill, it IS disgusting the way you're being treated. As soon as I've sunk my teeth into your mum's assets and become your stepfather, I promise I will make it up to you.

In the interest of equality, I'll help your dad with his gardening (of the uphill variety)

Where is emperorseb when you need him?

Spending his suspension perfecting his Michael Scott impression, presumably.

When did he get suspended? thought he hadn't been a knob recently

oh and is Dillkid joking with all this?

Think he only got suspended today, or very recently. I still can't fathom whether he was aiming for a ban, or he genuinely thinks he's some sort of wit.

He does think he's a wit, but I suspect he was aiming for a ban or wanted to prove he'd worked the forum like he did with his questions thread. Honestly, that that boy hasn't been banned is a testament to mod niceness. Or not caring, one of the two.

Anyway, back on Dillkid's mum.

He'll never be as good as Steven1977 or whatever his name was, that was a quality meltdown

Anyway, am I the only one wondering how old Dillkid's mum is?

Already on her.

14

Damn, I was beaten to it!

Just what are you trying to imply about his relationship with his mother?

I'll go now, sorry Dill

I'm actually a little disappointed. When I put that, I was expecting 5 of the same joke to crop up instantly.

Speaking of being a little disappointed, I've just got back from seeing dillkid's mum....

I'm glad that I was one of a few brave souls that helped cause that. Now all we need is crazyshady to get banned and this place will be back on track

Dill's mum has a sound minge for a woman her age. Her tits are banging an'all. Swing low, sweet chariots.

au naturale baby. That's how I like em.

I wonder if it's possible for some of the older posters on this board to be his biological father....

I imagine it'll turn out Vince Russo is the father

I gave Dill's Mam a face like a painter's radio.

"Thanks, I've never owned a refridgerator before."

I may not be Dill's dad, but I'm gonna do my utmost to give him a baby brother or sister. Trouble is his mum prefers it up the shitter. You can't make a baby that way, Dill.

Haha, that's class!

This is going to turn out really badly if it turns out his mum's dead.

At least Butch won't hear any complaints.

Breathing, Dead, Shouting Stop. It makes no odds to the Butchster.

Dillkid's mum is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince

I do portfolios for orange, bleach haired airheads that want to be models 'cos then they get to shag footballers innit.


I'm 19 years older than Dillkid. 14 years ago though, I had a six pack and was banging a stunning girl called Amy. Blind as a fucking bat without her glasses on, mind.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

Whatever happens, they end up breathless.

And she fucked him. And Ronald McDonald. And Mayor McCheese ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

She was lovin' it.

Dill's Mum is so old she's remembers when the Dead Sea was sick! She's so old when David killed Goliath she called the cops! She's so old even her wrinkles have wrinkles! When God said let there be light, Dill's Mum threw the switch! She was a waitress at the last supper!

Oh, I miss the old days when Jerry Lawler was funny, but now he's so old I can't even use his Anna Nichole Smith jokes

I didn't know that John Duffy was allowed internet access.

Your secrets out Butch

Disgusting.

Like your mum.

Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

Dill's mum so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I thought Eastenders had just finished.


No?

Dill's Mum:



It's probably the best one she's ever had taken of her, in fairness. It's certainly my favourite view of the randy auld boot.

Leave him alone, it's gone too far now. Seriously though, Dill, what would you rate her out of 10, if she wasn't your mum?

Well done superbrains, you've managed to beat up on a 14 year old kid. Trebles all round.

I can't believe this has been overlooked. Absolute class!

Seriously though Dillkid, the insults will stop if you post a picture of your Mum.

He shagged her, not beat her up!

Ahhhh, ANOTHER thread full of bullying and cliquey-ness. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

If I could see you in person, I would physically hurt each and every single one of you that threw Dillkid- or should I say Dillkid's mother - an 'insult'.

Yes, it doesn't matter how weak the puns were, bottom line is you're all a bunch of cocknockers.

It's only her cock we're knocking or is it our cocks she's knocking

E-Threats!

In my defence, I didn't make any puns. If anything, I was nothing but complimentary about her minge and norks.

You're the worst. Nothing you said was even vaguely funny, it was just insulting. You were just talking about his mum, and posting some picture that didn't even really make sense.

The your mama jokes were just a bit of stupid fun.