Well, would you give her one?

Yes.

One bullet in the head.

Yes, I would indeed give her one.

Id have to break her vocal cords first. as the sound of her voice during the dirty deed would put me off.

hell yes!!!!

Definitely. Her knockers are great.

Yes

Post a picture of a girl you wouldnt shoot on sight.

Fuck, yes.

agreed

I have no idea who that is but she has massive mammories, so my vote is yes.

I'd usually say no because she's a total bike, but at the moment Im not getting any because Im "getting to know" a new girl.. so Id do Katona.

Yes, because I'm a filthy slut, but I wouldn't be as excited about it as I would if it were Jodi Albert, or the girl that sits opposite the filing cabinet in my office.

I don't think she looks as good nowadays, but I wouldn't mind giving her a pearl necklace.

You just know she gives an awesome tit-wank.

id do her too.

I definately would, which is a big shock to you all I'm sure. I generally prefer brunettes to blondes but this is one time where I prefered her as a blonde. Wicked tits too. A small-ish frame with huge rack is always a turn on.
If a girl has big tits and is fat, it's not really that much of an accomplishment, but to have huge bangers and need to tie weights to the back of your ankles to stop you falling over is five star in my book.

Outstanding breasts, but I can't get over the fact that she appears in an advert for Iceland and somehow manages to make the store appear even more common.

Yes, maybe hell yes

I'd do her too.

shes actually had a boob job early on in her career, which is relatively unknown, I actually thought they were real

Brian McFadden is a twat

Here they are pre tit-job, NSFW

How is this a spoiler??? Anyway I still wouldnt turn that down, she looks way better now though...

Its hidding her for people at work or anything else where they dont want to see her.

Yes please!

Man! I thought those tits were real !
Are you sure? They hang like real tits. Gotta agree with the Iceland thing though, she does seem a little common in those ads.

Simania I thankyou for that cool picture.

OK I see what you mean SiMania, as for the Iceland thing, Id fuck her in the frozen food section all day long, yep, Brian McFadden is definately a twat...

Right. She was in Atomic Kitten, a ladette, a regular guest on Loose Women"~", a media whore and features in some of the most irritating supermarket adverts ever aired.

Conclusion: Christ no. Look past the over-sized chest and set your heights higher people.

No.

But are you really surprised people like Stingersplash have such low standards?

Why not back up your point instead of making smarmy comments? You seem to be quite handy with computers, a quick read over your blog see's you proclaiming 'Strange really, last night I didn't go online at all, and I felt really anxious. My name's Lee, and I'm an internet addict.' So far in all of these threads you've openly bashed Kerry Katona, Trish and Lita if im not mistaken, so enlighten us with a pic, it wont hurt...

I would, but I don't want to.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

The most intelligent and well thought out post all year, well done. Seriously man, why not back up your statements a bit more or just not post in future..cheers..

You'd need a stepladder to look past it.

You don't get much lower than going for blokes.

Alternatively, somebody with 10 posts who's been here for two months might consider not telling a three-year forum veteran how to behave.

I've seen worse. Plus at my tender age it's make for an awesome nothc on the bed post.

Those Chesticles ~~

Oh so is that how it works here? The longer youve been here the better you are? What the fuck do you mean 'forum veteran' do you realise how pathetic that sounds? Grow up. Oh and by the way I heave no problem with freakyjason I listen to his radio show all the time and occasionally have a look at his blog, just thought he might want to post a picture of a girl who meets his standards...Jesus Christ...looks like Ill go back to TWO...

Kids these days. No respect for us.

That JNLister, such an immature snob.

I'd hit it.






With a sledgehammer.

Right, then. Let's end this.

First off, I'm not posting up any photos of women I find attractive, as they're usually pictures of girls I've dated, and they're not for sharing.

No, that doesn't mean they're naked either.

I prefer attractive women who I see in the street, or ones who I meet through my work or social life. Birds who get loads of attention because they're average but because they're on TV, they're treated as sex symbols really get on my nerves.

Yes, I'm looking at you, Miss Katona - a single mum who goes out and gets pissed on weeknights while her children sleep at home, presumably with a babysitter.

As for Trish and Lita, they look far too artificial and have had too much surgery - in fact, most kinds of cosmetic surgery make the recipient look vile.

"Forum veteran" needs to be freaky_jason's new member title.

Daz06 needs to respect those of us who have paid our dues and are clearly better than him.

Back to topic...

I'd have to question my sexuality if I ever refused a girl who looked like Kerry Katona.

I'd have to question my taste in women if I ever slept with a girl who acted like Kerry Katona.

She was way hot back when she done im a cel.... but in recent years shes let her self go just a tad , but yeah obv i still would anyone whos says they wouldnt are WRONG just plain WRONG

Acted? she could act like a Nazi, if she looked like that I'm not bothered tbh.