Queer.

Like everywhere, you won't really be able to differentiate the accents unless you hear them often. Geordies, mackems and Smoggies all sound very different to me, but all people from the south east sound the same to me.

If I call you a homophobe does that mean I'm agreeing I'm gay?

Because I'm not.



I like tits. Yeah.

Is there any way of grabbing just the audio from youtube videos?

flvtomp3.com I think.

The gist seems to be this;

From Monday 1st December, there will be a change to customs duty, with the threshold rising from £18 to £105. However import VAT and Excise duty are unchanged. VAT still has to be paid on goods over £18, as well as any Excise duty that may be applicable.

And just to cheer everybody up, Royal Mail will still apply an £8 handling fee to anything incurring customs duty, excise duty or VAT.

Can someone point me towards a decent program that can take a video and audio from youtube and turn it into a file that I could burn onto a DVD that would play on a typical DVD player? Thanks.

Who's the actor playing the singer in the video for "I Started a Joke" by Faith No More?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hoyle

My trial of Microsoft Office just expired which is kinda shit as I'm meant to be doing Coursework, does anyone have any validation keys that work? I tried googling it but it just comes up with a ton of rubbish. Cheers.

wat I want to know wy after eating sugar puffs does your piss smell like sugar puffs?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Just get yersen OpenOffice, KJ. Just as good, really.

Im just downloading it now, I've heard good things about it. My only concern is that my uni uses Office 2007 and I could have compatibilty issues when emailing stuff to uni computers/lecturers.

When a player gets sent off in a football game (Im talking professional football rather than amateur) are they not allowed to stay in the stadium area to watch the rest of the game? The reason I ask is that Stephen McPhail has been sent of for Cardiff in the South Wales Derby and has since been shown twice sat on the floor watching the game on a lap top! I assumed he'd just be sent to the bench and thus could watch the game, but if he's allowed to do that why would he be watching on a lap top back stage?

You can save stuff as .doc or .xls, and it's perfectly compatible across the platform. There might be a problem if your Uni uses Office 2008 or something and puts some fancy bells and whistles in the document, but I think OpenOffice is good up to Office 2003.

Nice one, cheers.

Office 2007 keys? If yes, you're in luck.

Technically he has to return to the changing rooms. Try enforcing that one on a public park where the changing facility is a 5 minute walk though!

Occasionaly it doesn't happen though. Steven Caldwell for example ended up going to the press box when he got sent off during Burnley's win over Chelsea the other week. The stewards allowed him to because he had refused to leave the mouth of the tunnel until after the shoot-out!

whats a good single word for playing something down or the opposite of exagerating something

Defusing.

Edit: Done.

Great game by the way, and that McPhail thing was interesting.

Its sort of like when a manager gets sent to the stands, he is banned from the touchline. He can sit in the back, or watch from the stands-same with a player.

That is why they always head straight off down the tunnel after a red card, rather then grabbing a jacket and sitting on the bench as if they'd been subbed

Managers can stay in the stand but I'm 99% certain that the FA rules say that a player has to stay in the changing room area. Certainly in amateur or semi-pro football a player is always sent to the changing area, usually to prevent confrontation.

What DS game should I get for xmas?

I have Mario Bros, Zelda, Dr Kawashima and Mario Kart.

Prof Layton is sold out EVERYWHERE,

What should I go for?

Are the Tony Hawks games any good on DS?

Cheers.

What is the best Amiga emulator out there? Thank you.

How do i recover my other hard drive thats in my computer? Its not showing up at all..

Ok, I've made a stop frame animation, and I want to use some effects on the video, but I'm going to need to be able to convert it back to the 2000 odd still frames that the video's comprised of. Any ideas?

How about Super Mario 64 DS?

Drawn To Life is a fun, if slightly under-challenging, Mario-esque platformer.

If you're into multiplayer shenanigans, the 42 Classic Games compilation is a good one.

Have a search through GBA games and find yourself International Karate Advanced.


Does anyone know if Ninja Gaiden or that Ultramarines game are any good?

Is their a universal site for downloading new maps and speed cameras for satnav's? A free one if possible.

WinUAE.

if you need the kickroms gimme a shout.

can any one recomened me a good best of white snake CD. theres a few about all with very mixed reviews.

also would any one recomened the platinum collection as the best deep purple set, or is there another people would pick over that

This one is about the best of the lot -

http://www.play.com/Music/CD/4-/130368/Gre...ts/Product.html

Or if you want to spend a bit more -

http://www.play.com/Music/CD/4-/5541289/30...on/Product.html All the hits plus a few hidden gems. "Would i lie to you" being an absolute corker!

thankyou very much indeed.

Hi there.

Is there anyway I can check what type of memory I need, if I want to upgrade? All of the terms rather confuddle me.

I don't want to open it up yet, as I have big hands.

Thanks there.

Baz, if you mean your PC memory and stuff, go here - http://www.crucial.com/uk/systemscanner/index.aspx

Download and run the scanner and it'll tell you what memory your PC can take, makes it much easier .

Jesus christ. What is the deal with that? I'm currently having to close down numerous windows containing women with their legs wide open. Jeezo. Theres another one. She's not even wearing a smile.

Thanks for ruining my computer there. I'll be here all bloody day.





Only joking! Much appreciated. Thanks for that. I'll probably put another 1GB in there. Again thanks.

Does anyone have an old unwanted faceparty account? It seems you can't even join it anymore although I may be wrong... I haven't used it for years but a friend said its changed a lot and it might be worth trying again. So does anyone have a username and password that they'd be willing to give?

Does anyone know anywhere in the UK that are selling these? They're Eee PC skins but that's an American site. I found a site called Skins4things but they only seem to sell something to stick on the top/back of the screen, whereas the other site includes something to go around the keyboard/mouse pad.

Also, has anyone seen something that's a watch but not a watch? Like jewellery that's got a watch face in it?

Ok, so I was driving home last night and noticed a van with a sign on it saying "Police, Follow this vehicle!"

What I dont understand is why this is there? I assume it's some sort of security thing but how do the police know when to follow it and when not to? Any ideas?

Are you absolutely sure that that comma was there?

Are you sure it wasn't "Police follow this vehicle". If it's the latter, it's to inform would-be jackers that unmarked police cars routinely follow this vehicle and that they should back the fuck off. As in "police may be following this vehicle right now, because police do that. Police follow this vehicle".

If the comma was there then it's either a joke sign or some bad printing because it serves no purpose at all.

If you want to be a true pimp have a money clip watch. It can keep your paper safe and also allows you to know what time it is!

What time is it? Time to make that paper, muhfucker!

I've seen them in bracelets and rings for women, but that's all I've seen on that front.

edit - I realise by bracelet that could just be describing a watch, so to clarify I eam like hanging off like it was a charm.


Oh, also round the neck; I've seen that too.

It means the vehicle will not stop on the road for the police but will instead drive to the nearest police station.

I'm buying my mum one of those DS cards for xmas, so that we can just download games for it and stuff. Anyone know what the card is, where to get it from and what i'll need for it to work?

Oh, ok which one is it?

You may be right JLM, to be honest I was unsure when I put the comma in, which in itself likely means it wasn't there! Sounds a good enough explanation though! Thank you buddy!

Considering that Joe likes to take-a da piss and has gone with a comedy answer, I'd go with mine if you want the cold, hard truth of the matter.

I'm thinking of buying these

The problem is i had a similar Sony pair but need to buy new ones as i keep losing the little buds. Any slight knock on them and they would fall off. Lost the last one in the pub last night. Wasn't happy.

I don't suppose there are headphones with screw on buds around anyone knows about?

Ok, I desperately need a piece of video editing software that I can use to overlay one video semi transparently onto another.

Anyone?

^ I could do with this question being answered too, my mate's been going on about them, but I don't know how good they are, and if they are worth it, so any info about them I would be grateful.

Cheers.