I'm sure I've asked this somewhere (I didn't get an answer). Might be on here.

Say a pregnant woman has sex, can she get pregnant again while already pregnant?

Just wondering. Thanks.

You probably didn't get an answer because they thought you were joking.

The answer is clearly no, you mentalist manchild.

I only asked.

^^ ^^

I'm not sure if this thread does technical q's as well as trivia but I gonna ask.. I have spent months slowly downloading a documentary (rather fittingly-titled No End in Sight) from a torrent site. The completed d/l was 95 small .rar files, I extracted them and I have now got a few large .vob files (which seem to be the documentary), and some smaller .vob, .ifo and .bop files. How do I get these into one big watchable file .avi/.mpg?

Also, milk is pasteurised to make it safe for us to drink, right? What would actually happen if I drank directly from a cows udder? >wipes moustache<

We know but it is fairly obvious she can't. When you ejaculate your sperm fly up inside the woman and are promptly swallowed by the unborn baby.

Thanks for that.

Didn't he chase the snakes out of Ireland

The chances of one mortal human ACTUALLY chasing every single serpent from a country with one speech is exceedingly unlikely, but it is a myth that surrounds him, yes.

Whats everybody obsession with Rick Astley all about?

I'll listen to any eighties shit, but can't say I'm a fan of his.

It's because of this.

Thanks for that!

Rick Astley isn't 80s shit, he's got a cracking voice.

Some of his stuff outwith "Never Gonna Give You Up" is great. He's got the soul voice down pat.

I was tempted to actually Rickroll you, but I couldn't find anything suitable.

I love this rolling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FOBypw1sg4&NR=1

Right, there is a bird in my back garden that I assume is slowly dying as a) it's breathing very heavily b) its wing is all torn c) when I move to mere inches away from it, it doesn't even flinch.

What is the most humane way of putting small birds out of there misery? I do hope the 3 signs above indicate misery as I don't want to go killing birds that just fancied chilling in my garden.

A swift hard blow with the shovel is what i've tended to do but im no expert on birds, can u ring its neck or is it to little?

My (our?) worries are over. It has died. Spade was my first option, but I wasn't sure of the humanity in splattering it into the ground. Ringing neck I passed over because a) I'd have to touch it and b) Mark Corrigan+pheasant has essentially ruined that option for the rest of time.

RIP

But, kinda puts into all into perpsective, selfishly 'worrying' about how kill to it- the bird is clearly more important for these few moments.. so..

my new question..

how does one best prepare a sparrow, and what veg should accompany it?

lol, better question, what do you do with a rabbits head which has been cleanly cut off and lobbed in your garden?

Find a bald bloke and give it to him.

Another hareless head for company.

That may be he singlemost frighteningly wrong thing I have ever read, heard or dreamed. A 62 yearold icecream salesman ritually inserting flakes into the ass of a 7 yearold girl would be wrong, but not as wrong as you.

Just a few quickie football rules questions.

1. You can't score direct from a throw-in, right?

2. How many players do you need to get sent off before a game is abanded. Is it three, or four?

Anybody that answers these, thank you very much. Ledge.

I'm pretty sure it's 4 reds for a game to be abandonned.

1. Absolutely correct.

2.The game is abandoned if LESS than seven players remain on any one team.

A goal cannot be scored directly from a throw in. One of the more famous cases involving this with Villa was given as a goal because the keeper got something on it. Had it gone straight in from Mellberg's throw with no other touches, a corner would be given. Similarly, if an attacking player throws it straight in with no other touches, it'd be a goal kick.

I'm pretty sure you need five playes sent off for the match to be abandoned. You have to have seven players playing, so if you had four red cards the match would continue. However, if you then had a fifth sent off or if you had a player taken off injured and no substitutions left, thus leaving you with less than seven on the pitch, the match would be abandoned for that as well.

If that happens then you'd forfeit the game. I assume the other team would be awarded a 3-0 win as is the case when a team fails to turn up for a match.

Bit of random trivia for you then, just to make it worthwhile (the original question does make me wonder how bad your biology lessons in school were...), rabbits can conceive whilst pregnant.

So can Raccoons.

Use summat like NERO to create a DVD with those files, as they are the files that should appear on the DVD.

put them all in the VIDEO_TS folder, and it should all be gravy

That's actually down to the individual competition although it's reccomended in the Laws of The Game that you don't start a game or that a game is abandoned if a team has less than 7 players on the field.

If you do just want to watch them on your PC, convert the VOB files with the free MediaCoder program.

Racist.

Whatever, cross-dresser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZuAg2scMEQ

Question: You know those web adverts about dating sites with profiles for girls "in your area" - well where the hell do they get the pictures that they use? Obviously they aren't real members, but I've seen some stunning looking women featured on those adverts today, but surely they can't be paid models, so where are the pictures obtained from?

Probably amatuer porn forums. I found a picture of what looked like my slightly-milf of a neighbour on an amatuer forum once, then a couple of months later I noticed the same picture was on one of those adverts.

They ALWAYS look like someone you know.

Heres something ive been wondering for a while,

Does the UKFF have a birthday?

After watching The Apprentice it has reminded me that I really want to get myself a tagine. Does anyone have any idea where I could get one without trawling to Northern Africa?

I want to get one of those Alarm Clocks off of Apprentice. I wonder where you get those from>

What as in the food..? I dont watch the apprentice..

But Uncle Bens used to do a sauce with Saffron

Sainsbuires do a sauce, and many Mediterranean resturants do Tagine.. as do some pubs, just a case of looking at the influences

I am after a tagine cooking pot for the authentic taste. I got a great recipe from the hairy bikers which I want to try, but I always like to have the right equipment.

These guys mite help

http://www.shop-morocco.com/moroccan-tagin...CFQl3MAodwBLwZA

REGGAE REGGAE SAUCE

It's a tourist thing, it's not really used for cooking in Morocco any more. It's often presented in one at the end of a meal.

You can get them in pretty much any department store, Debenhams, John Lewis, etc. I've seen them in Matalan before. You can get them from Amazon too.

If you want my advice, save your money and buy the biggest Le Creuset casserole pot you can afford. It'll last you literally the rest of your life and is handy for hitting intruders over the head with.

Thank you squire, I shall look out for one.

Just this past weekend I baked bread in it (Saturday), then a lamb casserole - very tagine-esque actually (Sunday), finally a bolognese (Monday).

I did spot that Sainsbury's have started a knock-off Le Creuset range called "Designed To Be Different" or something. While I can't vouch from personal experience they looked pretty good copies. Le Creuset do give you a literal lifetime guarantee though.

After a nuclear holocaust the only things left on earth will be cockroaches and Le Creuset saucepans. I don't think that tagline would go down too well on adverts though.

They get better as they get older too. I have a Le Creuset paella dish and it requires 2 people to lift it!

Never Knowingly Shoplifted™

Ok, lets say hypotheticaly.......ah fuck it, I've ripped a bunch of videos from youtube using the new realplayer, and I was wondering if theres any simple, free programs that I can convert them from .flv files to avi/mpg, as well as piece the segments of programs together into one video?

Pazera flv to avi/mpg converter; google it, it's free, fast and efficient.