I think he meant that she looks stick thin.

Tatiana Gutsu, Ex Gymnast





Lavinia Milosoveci, Ex Gymnast difficult to find a picture that wasnt part of her nudey gymnastics vid





and completing the trio


Dominque Dawes, Ex Gymnast

Shouldn't have tried so hard

Jessica Chobot from IGN

She looks the sort that if you bent her over too far she'd snap in half. Far far too skinny to be considered attractive.

Just astonished anyone would use "ethiopian" as an insult in 2010, that's all.

This is the UKFF.

I thought any insult was fair usage on here.

It's just an incredibly outdated stereotype; I haven't heard Ethiopian jokes since I was a child. It was quite unexpected... I think that's what he was driving at.

I was trying to keep in with the thread and use an older joke/stereotype to fit in with some older ladies.

This isn't the hot old ladies thread.

Too much totty on this board

It's refreshing. All we need now is the return of "Pranny" and putting your tongue under your bottom lip to make a spazmo face with the spackhands and I'm 7 again!

And too many ignorant people.

From last week's "Fringe", and just about every supernatural / scifi based show of the last decade (one episode of each only, of course), Laura Mennell:

Laila khan from Sonic Boom Six

The Twickenham Streaker Erica Roe



Just look at those. And the fag in her mouth puts a couple more points on her score.

There was a streaker at the bowls final yesterday. Although the camera just showed the crowd either looking shocked (the young kids) or cheering and laughing (everyone else).

Yeah, I remember seeing footage of her from back then, broadcast in the early 90s - I was about 13 back then.

What's the word for when you're effectively traumatised, but in a positive, not negative, way?

A Stiffy.

Sounds like me the first time I saw Lazytown.

I might be imagining this but im sure she was on the Frank Skinner chat show and she had visibly hairy pits. So that would make two people she's traumatized.

funny and for some reason i imagine she's quality in bed

My lord, she looks like Marty Feldman.

Who the fuck is that?

Kristen Schaal, American comic. A bit too hit-and-miss in her humour for me, but that picture isn't a good one - she's not particularly photogenic. But watch some footage of her, she comes across as quite cute.

I really don't see it. But she is quite funny in Flight of the Concordes though.

She didn't when she was on Nevermind The Buzzcocks.

She looks like Andy Kauffman in drag. I'd say only the heaviest of beer goggles would suffice there.

christ she's not that bad, anyway, here's claire out of corrie

Wow why cant she dress like that in Corrie lol

Some feeders oan it.

Im convinced you would fuck anything now.....ANYTHING!

I'd rather fuck the chicken than the women

lol well i will admit it is a crap picture of her but she'd still get it, as for me fucking anything, i wouldnt go near jordan or amy winehouse, or any birds with tattoo's on their shoulders, that narrows it down a bit!

No tattoos on shoulders?

That is a strange and very specific rule..

yeah it is a bit strange, for some reason i cant stand them, dont mind them anywhere else but not there. of course if the bird looked like megan fox im sure i could bend the rules a bit

Don't worry Hage, I'm sure you can still charm him.

I don't like tattoo's either, it's getting to the point where almost every lass has one of the same shitty 4 or 5 designs in various places and it just looks fucking tacky.

This is unconventional, and I think Schaal fits. Personality, as they say, goes a long way.

Anytime she opens her mouth during concords i feel the need to vomit.

Into it?

Keep talking.

Then you grab the chicken and stick it.......

Who's that woman in the advert for Petit Filous or some similar yogurt?
She looks tastier than the yogurt, even pulling the sour face.

Erm?

God no, its some woman pulling a face at sour yogurt until she finds this one with lemon or something. Its all with a French accent and shes scorching, It can't be only me whos seen it. I'll see if I can find it some where

EDIT:

Its here Link......link

Eve Muirhead

Another bit of Country Music fanny.

Miranda Lambert.

Lindsey Vonn

THIS

And once you'd finished boning her, she'd sweep up the mess in your room.

Ellen Muth from Dead Like Me...I'm not sure what it is, but there's just something about her...