i used to watch bits all the time on channel 4 till she moved to bravo to do some gamer show or whatever the shit was, but then while watching a film on horror channel at the time, they aired the uncut version of some film with female vampires and there she was masterbating with a cruizifix.

SACRED FLESH

Is she the love child of Zac Efron and Sarah Jessica Parker?

I think i have a little crush on Micheal Buble, i didn't think that was possible when you were under the age of 40

As you wish.

I used to work for a movie promotions website (two, actually) and part of my job was running camera for red carpet interviews. The typical setup for one of these is a whole series of two-man crews (one interviewer, one cameraman) are jammed into a pen made from wrestling ringside-style guardrails. You are allocated your spot and there you stay while the film talent is ushered down the carpet, signing autographs and doing the interview line.

So, I was at the premiere of Over the Hedge in which Bruce Willis voices some sort of furry woodland creature. My interviewer, Andy, and I are in our spot in the pen and have interviewed the minor cast. The one person left to talk to is Bruce and we see him making his way through all the other crews. To the other side of us, every crew between us and the door is interviewing someone, so a there's a backlog building up.

As these things usually do, it's running late, so one of the PR girls appears and goes down the line telling all the crews "one question with Bruce". This is hugely frustrating, but not uncommon. At this point, Emily Booth barges between me and Andy, shouting to the PR girl about how they didn't get to interview Bruce. Meanwhile, Willis is seconds away from finishing with the crew before us. For a start, leaving your spot is bad form in terms of premiere etiquette (especially, when you've overstocked your crew and brought your cameraman, sound guy and producer along), crashing someone else's spot is also a no-no and making a hoo-hah with the PRs, who are usually stressed as fuck to start with, is also not going to win you any brownie points. The PR tells Booth and her crew to get back to their spot and "we'll see what we can sort out" (PR carny for "fuck off, I don't have time to deal with you"). As she leaves, Booth's enormous stiletto heel catches our quick-release mic cable and pulls it out of the bottom of the microphone.

At the second, Bruce arrives. Thanks to the backlog, we've got him all to ourselves until the PRs move him on. In terms of red carpet interviews, this is a dream come true, so Andy launches into his questions.... with an unplugged microphone...

I can't tell Andy to stop because Willis will get taken away, so I try to keep the camera on Bruce, while I blindly feel around for the mic cable to plug it back in. I know that once I've located the plug, the bottom of the mic, where it plugs in, will be about flush with the bottom of Andy's hand so all I have to do is find that and push up and we'll be back in business. So, I reach out and feel fabric. Brilliant, that's Andy's arm, just follow that forward till I feel skin and...

At this point, I notice that Bruce has stopped talking and is staring with some intensity down the lens of the camera. I look away from the viewfinder and see that I have reached too far over the barrier and am trying to plug the mic cable into the bottom of Bruce Willis' hand!

I immediately retract my hand and Andy & Bruce finish their interview.

So yeah, that's how Emily Booth made me fondle Bruce Willis. As a footnote, we were really lucky that the Sky crew next to us had their boom mic over our spot during our interview and kindly sent us their tape, so I could take their audio, sync it up with our picture and run with a complete Bruce Willis interview.

I'd love to see the footage of Bruce's face as you fondle his hand. Great story. Though if it'd ended with you fondling Emily Booth it would have been even better, clearly.

You couldn't write some of the stuff you read about on the UKFF.

Not so much. She's a bit rough in the flesh these days IMO.

EDIT: And, as much as I hate sending traffic to these backward-facing, tight-fisted, slave-driving motherfuckers, it's the Brucey interview soundbite at the beginning, where he turns to look at the Burger King behind him. Less of a death stare than I remember.

Here

Like I said, saw her on the Tube a few months back - she looked great, very nice indeed.

In 99% of her scenes she is wearing a cheerleaders outfit. If that helps you any more.

Eva Amurri, daughter of Susan Sarandon and currently starring in Californication season 3.

In a weird coincidence, I was coming to this thread to post the exact same woman. She is so hot I would sell my mother into slavery to touch one of her boobs. Although as soon as enough other people realise this, she'll be outside the domain of this thread.

Rebecca Creskoff off "Hung"

Weird face, awesome rack. Schwingish.

Her mam has got some tip top baps as well, mind. If wazzo jugs are hereditary, I can't wait until Rosie Webster pumps a few out.

Speaking of which, might want to take a Butchers (LOL) at the Daily Mail and Corrie websites apparently daddy cool.

Oh my fucking god! That's fucking amazing. I nearly messed my Matalan Tangas. Fuck me, I'll be wanking well tonight.

http://www.itv.com/soaps/coronationstreet/...modelportfolio/

One of the best shows on TV, but most of all the review about Echo The Dolphin was the best review, for one main reason

That would be one hell of a sportsman's double. Almost too much jubbly on the combined racks for one man.

That's not a great facial photo of her.



Also, watch season 3 of Californication and chances are at some point you'll see them lovely lovely boobies. BOOBS

Bloody firefox, I didn't even know there was a picture there until I quoted you. I love a bit of Susan Sarandon and now I find there's a younger, even more boobacious version I feel like I'm having an early Christmas present.

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Both at once-


Definitely number one on my sportsman's double fantasy list now.

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Admit it, it's better because you've watched her blossom isnt it.

Susan Sarandon would still fucking have it what a MILF.

Those Rosie Webster pics are horrific. It looks like her make-up was done by the same people that do all George Romero's films. She looks like any number of girls you see out on the lash any weekend, tarted up to the nines but actually not very nice when you look at them too closely. And that "Pop My Cherry" thing is pretty tacky.

Rosie Webster is a bit like the two-face girl from Seinfeld - in these publicity photos, you never know whether she's going to look fit or rough. Perhaps she's one of those girls who looks good on film, but just doesn't photograph well? (I remember when the Wimbledon totty thread was going last year - I couldn't find a decent pic of Elena Dementieva on the internet, and yet I've never seen her on TV without having the urge to crack one out).

For the record, I have to admit that I fucking love Rosie Webster, but she has clearly benefited from spending half of her adult career in skimpy 'foolproof' outfits like the schoolgirl one that makes plain girls look like stunners on those School Disco nights. Personally I don't mind that she looks a bit rough some of the time, it adds to the air of attainability that's the key to her appeal.

Her tits, of course, look fantastic at all times.

I have the slight feeling they are meant to look like that, these are shots she does in the storyline so making her look like a cheap tacky whore in them is the whole point.

I dunno. I've not watched Corrie since Rosie was a goth. The point is that linking to those pics in a thread about "hotties" is Trades Description Act material.

Emily Booth is a goddess, anyone disputing this needs to die in the acid mines.

Aye, I'd say she's far too conventionally stunning for this thread. One of my main regrets about diving headfirst into the Internet's droves of free hardcore is that I can no longer wank over Emily's softcore stuff. Or Emmanuelle 3D. I used to fucking love L!ve TV and Bizarre magazine (although turn too many pages of that and a wank will go right downhill) when I was a youth.

I'm still searching for her softcore shit, so count yourself lucky to have the choice.

Look up "Blue Review" and "L!ve TV" in conjunction with her softcore name, Emily Bouffante - that should do it.

"Threesome" was her and Anneka Svenska lezzing it most weeks.

BRM, I watched that too. I loved the beyond-piss-poor acting and those fantasy sequences of the erotic fiction the other woman would write. Oh, and seeing Emily Booth lez up with that other woman didn't exactly hurt -most weeks is a bit of an exaggeration though, as she occasionally went after that bloke.

L!ve TV. Wow. The days that brought you the likes of Jo Guest, Kirsten Imrie & Charmaine Sinclair. The glory days of cheap teenage wanking.

Also topless darts ~~~

Someone who used to regularly post on here used to commentate for topless darts. Some will probably know who I'm talking about but I won't say in case it's something I'm not supposed to bring up.

If you mean Linus, he's got no shame about it and proudly shows off the fridge he bought with the proceeds.

I think Anneka Svenska replace Booth on Outhere as well, or the other way around.

Svenska was a little bit fitter, in all fairness. Also, she's not from fucking Chester, which is always a bonus.

Here's a couple of screencaps of them getting on Swimmingly.

http://img146.imagevenue.com/img.php?image..._123_1064lo.jpg
http://img145.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i..._123_1033lo.jpg

Second link doesn't work, I think. And that first one...top right hand corner for some fine facial acting from the man of the gang.

OK, maybe my memory is totally shot, but was it her who came and did some sort of interviewing or something at one of the Crystal Palace shows - the Boyd one, I think?

And if we're talking about L!VE TV, can we please try to remember that it was home to Britain's first weekly TV wrestling show for 20 years? Big Poppa T rocked and y'all know it, mofos.

No, we can't remember that. We can remember maybe the worst scripted show ever though - Threesome - and the joyous late-night titillation and laughs it gave all us fans of embarrassingly bad dialogue and Emily Booth naked.

Fuck the Wrestling, I'm going to remember L!VE TV for Strip Masterbrain with Reggie Reggerson.

To be fair L!VE TV was only there to get you ready for the '10 Minute TVX Freeview Challenge' at midnight (or the consolatory 1am 5 Minute Challenge).

Although I've got to say it's always a good one when you find some hardcore stuff of a girl you remember from L!VE TV.

I do indeed mean Linus. Doesn't surprise me how proud he is. However it was hard to have a wank whilst listening to a voice that you recognised, especially Linus's.

I do still have half an episode of Threesome on tape as a result of the UWA. It really is quite awful. I like Tiffany's Big City Tips and CNN - the Cello News Network myself.

Now, very possible, well at least Susan anyhoo as Sarandon and Robbins have split!!!!!!!!!

http://movies.uk.msn.com/news/articles.asp...entid=151490851

From films, Chelah Horsdal:

Submitted for your consideration: Veronica Freeman of Benedictum



In an era of shitty opera metal bands, Benedictum are something of a breath of fresh air. Veronica's previous experience was in a Dio tribute act, and she has a powerful traditional metal vocal style. None of your poncing around in a flowing gown squeaking about summer rain, or nicking material from children's films..

Schwing. Awesome. In those pictures she looks like someone from a Russ Meyer film, which is no bad thing..

Sticking with the music theme...



Hip hop dj (and producer Harry Love's missus) Sarah Love. She's hot and all, but the fact that she plays good music as well makes her ten times hotter.

She looks Ethiopian!

And?