INDEX SO FAR (WRESTLERS LISTED ALPHABETICALLY):


ARN ANDERSON
Page 2 = talks about fighting the nWo, September 1996
Page 6 = talks about his spot in The Horsemen, 1997.

BOBBY HEENAN
Page 10 = his entire acceptance speech when inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, 2004.

BRET HART
Page 8 = interrupting Bulldog vs Owen to form the new Hart Foundation, 1997
Page 11 = promo before his first WWF Title defence, against Shawn Michaels at Survivor Series 1992

BRIAN PILLMAN
Page 7 = promo from King of The Ring 1996

CHRIS JERICHO
Page 13 = interrupting The Rock at his WWF debut, August 1999
Page 13 = Jericho talking about JBL costing him the WWE Title, December 2007

CM PUNK
Page 2 = compares Raven to his father, ROH in 2003

COLT CABANA
Page 7 = ring introduction about threesomes he'd like to have, from ROH in 2005

DREW GALLOWAY
Page 9 = promo before his ICW return.

DUSTY RHODES
Page 3 = promo about the Honky Tonk Man before their SummerSlam 1989 match
Page 6 = promo about Ted Dibiase and Thweet Thapphire at SummerSlam 1990

EDDIE GUERRERO
Page 5 = talks about Eric Bischoff and quits, WCW 1998
Page 8 = two promos building up his upcoming World Title match with Lesnar, February 2004

EDDIE KINGSTON
Page 6 = talks about Chris Hero from CZW

EDGE
Page 3 = talks about Matt Hardy on RAW in August 2005

GOLDUST
Page 11 = promo about Razor Ramon from In Your House 5, December 1995

HULK HOGAN
Page 1 = turns heel at Bash at The Beach 1996
Page 5 = talks about doggy-paddling the Hulkamaniacs to safety at WrestleMania IV
Page 10 = the first ever "Preceding announcement has been paid for by the New World Order" thing from Nitro, 1996.
Page 11 = another nWo announcement from Nitro in 1996

INSANE CLOWN POSSE
Page 4 = introducing their new wrestler, who is dead.

JACK TUNNEY
Page 13 = announcement that Jake 'The Snake' Roberts would be banned from Survivor Series 1991

JAKE ROBERTS
Page 1 = promo before match with Ted Dibiase at WrestleMania VI
Page 1 = promo from Survivor Series 1991 about Macho & Liz
Page 1 = promo before his match with Macho Man at Tuesday In Texas
Page 8 = promo before his match with Undertaker at WrestleMania VIII
Page 9 = promo after his match with Macho Man at Tuesday In Texas

JEFF JARRETT
Page 11 = promo from In Your House 5, December 1995.

JIM CORNETTE
Page 1 = promo about real legends and the nWo, from RAW 1997
Page 4 = promo on RAW about Icons and "Age In The Cage", October 1997
Page 11 = promo following Yokozuna's match with Lex Luger at WrestleMania X
Page 11 = promo from SummerSlam 1993 before Yokozuna's match with Lex Luger

JIM ROSS
Page 10 = turning heel on Raw in September 1996

JIMMY JACOBS
Page 11 = promo with Lacey backstage at Ring Of Honor in February 2007

JOEL GERTNER
Page 3 = his first ring introduction in the ECW Arena for 5 years: June 2005

JOEY STYLES
Page 10 = quitting WWE, from Raw in May 2006.

JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD
Page 9 = promo from ECW One Night Stand 2006
Page 11 = promo about Shawn Michaels on Raw in February 2007
Page 13 = face to face with Chris Jericho the day after costing him the WWE Title, December 2007

KURT ANGLE
Page 6 = talks about Iraq, France, black people and Jesus.

MICHAEL HAYES
Page 4 = gets in Edge's face on RAW, December 2005

MICK FOLEY
Page 2 = Cactus Jack promo from ECW in 1995 about being softcore
Page 4 = Cactus Jack quits the WWF, RAW in April 1998
Page 6 = Mankind sit-down interview with J.R. on RAW in 1997
Page 6 = Mick Foley talks about Ric Flair on RAW in August 2006
Page 7 = Cactus Jack talks about siding with Dreamer in his feud with Sandman, ECW 1994
Page 13 = the day after Unforgiven in April 1998, calling out Vince McMahon

MIKE AWESOME
Page 8 = promo from ECW Guilty As Charged 2000, before his match with Spike Dudley

NEW JACK
Page 3 = talks about ECW and returning to the Arena, June 2005
Page 12 = returning to ECW after spending a month in prison, March 1996
Page 13 = his views on the Benoit incident from a shoot interview

PAUL HEYMAN
Page 1 = anti-WWF promo from RAW six days before Survivor Series 2001
Page 6 = blasts TNN from ECW Hardcore TV .... on TNN

POGO THE CLOWN
Page 13 = sweary-mary promo from JCW BloodyMania, 2007.

RAVEN
Page 2 = promo from 1995 about drunks beating him up in childhood and as an adult
Page 7 = ring introduction from Sabu Tribute Show in December 2004
Page 10 = promo about Sandman, Stevie Richards & Terry Funk from before ECW Barely Legal
Page 12 = short promo about how he wanted to punish Tommy Dreamer for stealing Beulah, 1996
Page 12 = promo about Dreamer after returning to ECW, from Anarchy Rulz in September 1999

RHINO
Page 6 = Talks about violence and being fellated by Jasmin St Clair, from Guilty As Charged 2001

RIC FLAIR
Page 1 = promo after winning the WWF Title at Royal Rumble 1992
Page 2 = return to WCW on Nitro in September 1998
Page 2 = Speech from the final WCW Nitro in March 2001
Page 8 = questioning Carlito's commitment to wrestling, from Raw in Feb 2007

ROCK, THE
Page 7 = sings the 12 Days of Christmas to Test
Page 12 = The Rock in concert from Raw in March 2003

ROWDY RODDY PIPER
Page 6 = promo from a cell in Alcatraz, February 1997
Page 12 = promo questioning the Mountie's sexuality, before Royal Rumble in January 1992

SABU
Page 6 = calls out Taz. ECW in March 1997

SHANE DOUGLAS
Page 4 = post-match speech after winning the NWA Title, 1994
Page 6 = promo about Justin Credible before their match at CyberSlam '99
Page 11 = 'Dean' Douglas promo from In Your House 5, December 1995

SHANE McMAHON
Page 11 = poem about The Big Show before their last man standing match, 2001.

SHAWN MICHAELS
Page 3 = jokes with Maria about (The) Edge
Page 13 = the infamous "lost my smile" speech from February 1997

STEVE AUSTIN
Page 2 = promo in ECW 1995 about being fired from WCW by Eric Bischoff
Page 5 = acceptance speech after winning King of The Ring 1996
Page 5 = talks to Sandman, Mikey & Woman about becoming ECW Champion, 1995
Page 5 = rants about the direction of WWF, "Byte This" March 2002.
Page 13 = promos from his feud with Kurt Angle in summer 2001.

TED DIBIASE
Page 8 = buying Sweet Sapphire at SummerSlam 1990

TRACY SMOTHERS
Page 7 = he ain't wearin' no dress, from 1PW in 2006
Page 8 = promo on Jay Phoenix, from ICW in October 2006

VINCE McMAHON
Page 13 = called out by Mick Foley in April 1998, motivates him.

VINCE RUSSO
Page 3 = Talks about Hulk Hogan at Bash At The Beach 2000

WILLIAM REGAL
Page 3 = angry promo about Triple H, RAW 2004

X-PAC
Page 12 = promo about Hogan & Bischoff, after returning to the WWF in March 1998

ZACK SABRE JR.
Page 7 = why they don't let him talk, Hammerlock in 2006.

[Chorus of Boos]PH: In just a few moments, at my leisure, I'm gonna call, Vince McMahon, out to his ring, in front of his public, on a television show that's owned by his grand company. At least, that is, until this Sunday at Survivor Series.
[Asshole, Asshole, Asshole]
[MC: I echo that]
PH: I know how much you people appreciate what Shane and Stephanie and I have done, how Shane and Stephanie and I have stood up to the tyranny of Vince McMahon, and the way it is, ladies and gentlemen, is quite simple. The WWF will die this sunday. [Booooooooooooooooo] But don't blame me for that, It's not my fault, I'm not the one who ruined everything that was accomplished by Stone.. Cold.. Steve.. Austin. [Booooooooooo] You see at Survivor Series, it means much more then just the personalities that are involved, it's about ending what Vince McMahon has tried to accomplish. I sat there at that desk on Monday, and I listened to Mick Foley, and I agreed with everything that Mick Foley had to say. That the WWF truly does suck [Booooooo] Don't boo me. Have you watched the television show lately? Vince McMahon has lost his mind, the man doesn't have it anymore, he's a has-been, his ideas are antiquated, his concepts are draconian and Mick Foley was right, because the WWF is imploding from within. Like every great empire, the WWF is imploding from within. Vince's loyal employees, like ‘Stone cold’, left him, like Mick Foley, want nothing to do with him, Vince's own children want him to burn in hell, and I don't blame them. Vince McMahon will see the WWF die this Sunday, at Survivor Series, and he has no hope to save his precious company. Vince McMahon has the same chances of saving the WWF as he did of realising his dream of starting a Football League.
[(Music)No chance, that's what you've got]
[MC: Here we go, Vince McMahon isn't gonna wait for Paul Heyman to call him out. The owner has heard enough.]
[T: In the words of JR, business is about to pick up]
[MC: Look at the idiot Heyman. I'll tell you something now, Vince McMahon has insisted on winning, Sunday. A family legacy is at stake, 40 years, and Vince McMahon'll be damned if his ungrateful children and that pompous ass, PaulHeyman, are gonna run him out of business]
[Music continues ... Massive Cheers]
PH: I.. I want you to know.. that I was down on my knees because I know that you're used to men, [puckers] kissing your ass, Vinny. Everytime you walk in the back, there's Patterson and Brisco "Oh, what a great idea you had, Vince. [Puckers] Muh Muh Muh Muh! Muh Muh Muh Muh!". You like men kissing your ass don't you, Vince. Huh. 'Cause that's what you're all about, a billionaire, the billionaire, Vince McMahon. The creator of sports entertainment. I've waited so long to see you face to face like this, and I've waited so long to tell you to your face, that I hate your stinking guts. But it's not just me, it's your children, that hate your stinking guts, Vince. And at Survivor Series, your children are gonna do to you, what I've waited my whole life to see somebody do to you, Vince. You are, so help me god, the most disgusting, vile, son of a bitch, I've ever seen in my life. [Booooooooo] You took Hulk Hogan's blood and you built Titan Towers. You stole Bret Hart's dream and with that money, bought yourself an airplane with 'WWF' all over it. You did that, and you know it, you son of a bitch. You stole Shawn Michaels smile, took your company public, and made yourself a billionaire, but not a self made billionaire, like you like to tell everyone you are, oh no. See, you're a billionaire on other people's hard work. Your father, your father, Vince McMahon, your father went around the country and shook the hand of every.... You know I'm telling the truth don't you, you know in your heart I'm telling you the truth.., that your father shook the hand of every promoter in this country and swore to them that he would never compete against them, that his son would never compete against them, and when your father DIED, you competed. And with your ruthless, merciless, take-no-prisoners attitude, you drove everybody out of business, didn't you, Vince? You ran all the competition into the ground and you stole all their ideas, and you made yourself a billionaire out of it. And you know who's ideas you stole the most, Vince? You stole mine. You see, I don't give a damn about Don Owen and Sam Muchnick and Jim Crockett, I care about what you did to me and my family. How you stole my dreams! How you stole my legacy! How you stole everything that ECW represented. Because while Doink the Clown had green hair and a rubber nose, ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin was drinking his first beer in ECW, damn you. [Mild Cheers] While Bobby Heenan and Gene Okerlund were dancing around, singing "Tutti Frutti", ECW was producing the edgy TV that you named 'attitude'. Oh, We got attitude, You got nothing, man. What you got is my ideas and you stole MY LIFE, MY MONEY, MY LEGACY!! [Boooo] Screw you, Screw you and your family. I'll tell you something, your own children hate your guts and on Sunday, your children are gonna get even with you, for everything that you stole from me, for everything that you stole from them. You flaunt your affairs in front of your Wife, You flaunt your affairs in Playboy for your children to read. You bastard. Look at Tazz. Look at Tazz, this man was a killer, he was a machine, he was a wrestler, a great wrestler, a real man but wrestling's a dirty word to you isn't it Vince? Your father built a wrestling company, and you.. you had to have sports entertainment. We have to have sports entertainment, ha ha ha. He was a wrestler, he was a great wrestler, he was a man, and now.. he's a fat, little, obnoxious colour commentator, and not even a good one. [Boooooooo] He is a sports entertainer. He is not a wrestler, 'cause you made wrestling a dirty word. You made wrestling a dirty word, Vince. What kind of man are you? [Tazz! Tazz! Tazz! Tazz!] What kind of a man takes wrestling and makes it sports entertainment?
[Cheers]
[MC: What are you doing?]
PH: At Survivor Series, You're going down. You're going down, Vince. I promise you, [Huge Cheers] you're going down and I'm gonna watch it and your children are gonna lift their leg, standing over your grave and we're gonna laugh. And you know what else I'm gonna do, Vince? I'm gonna whip your ass and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. I'm feeling good about myself. I..... [Massive cheers as Tazz chokes out Paul Heyman]
[MC: Hey, Tazz's got a tazzmission on Heyman. Choke him out, Tazz, Damn it, Choke him out. The tazzmission locked in, choke out that peice of trash! Teach him a damn lesson, Tazz, choke him out.]
VM: Paul Heyman, you are the epitomy of the alliance, because this Sunday at Survivor Series, the alliance will CHOKE.

Key: PH=Heyman, VM=McMahon, MC=Cole, T=Tazz

GO: Alright, by virtue of winning the Royal Rumble, we have a brand new World Wrestling Federation champion. As the press look on, at this time to present the title belt to the new champion, our president, the distinguished Jack Tunney.
JT: Congratulations, Ric Flair, on becoming the undisputed champion of the World Wrestling Federation.
RF: Let me just say, after carrying the belt that proclaimed me the real world champion, I’m gonna tell you all, with a tear IN MY EYE, this is the greatest moment in my life. When you walk around in this life and you tell everybody you’re number one, the only way you get to stay number one, is to be number one. And this is the ONLY.. title.. in the wrestling world that makes you number one. When you are the king of the W.. WF, you rule the world, Think about it like that, Mr Perfect..., The Brain, Whoooo!.
BH: Let’s give a big one, Whooooooooooo! You did it. I was never so impressed with anything I saw in all my life, he went out there for over 60 minutes, never took a back step. Took it to Hogan, took it to the Undertaker, took it to whoever got in that ring, that’s why he is, and you can call him now, the real World Heavyweight Champion.
MP: Hey Bobby, We’re not the kind of guys to say we told you so, but we.. told you so.
GO: Okay, very good. Ric Flair, you have made World… Put that cigarette out. You have made World Wrestling Federation history here tonight.
RF: This is the greatest moment in my life. I wanna jump, I wanna party, but I gotta tell you like this, for the Hulk Hogan’s and the Macho Man’s, and the Piper’s and the Sid’s, now it’s Ric Flair and you all pay homage to the man, Whoooo! I love it. I love it. I love it!

Key: GO=Okerlund, RF=Flair, MP=Perfect, BH=Heenan, JT=Tunney

GO: Hulk Hogan, excuse me. Excuse me! What in the world are you thinking?"
HH: Mean Gene, the first thing you need to do is to tell these people to shut up if you wanna' hear what I've got to say… The first thing you gotta' realize, brother, is this right here is the future of wrestling (pointing to himself, Hall, and Nash). You can call this the New World Order of Wrestling. These two men right here came from a great big organization up north and everybody was wondering who the third man was. Well, who knows more about that organization but me, brother?… Let me tell you something. I made that organization a monster. I made people rich up there. I made the people that ran that organization rich up there. And when it all came to pass, the name Hulk Hogan, the man Hulk Hogan, got bigger than the whole organization.
Billionaire Ted wanted to talk turkey with Hulk Hogan. Well Billionaire Ted promised me movies, brother. Billionaire Ted promised me millions of dollars. Billionaire Ted promised me world caliber matches. As far as Billionaire Ted goes, Eric Bischoff, and the whole WCW goes, I'm bored brother. That's why these two guys here, the so-called outsiders, these are the men I want as my friends. They are the new blood of professional wrestling. And not only are we going to take over the whole wrestling business with Hulk Hogan and the new blood, the monsters with me, we will destroy everything in our path, Mean Gene.
[Fans pelted the ring with garbage]
GO: Look at all of this crap in this ring. This is what's in the future for you if you want to hang around with this man Hall and this man Nash.
HH: As far as I'm concerned, all of this crap in the ring represents these fans out here. For two years, brother, for two years I held my head high. I did everything for the charities. I did everything for the kids. And the reception I got when I got out here - you fans can stick it, brother. Because if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan you people wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff would still be selling meat from a truck in Minneapolis. And if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, all these Johnny Come Lately's that you see out here wrestling wouldn't be here. I was selling out the world, brother, while they were pumping gas in their car to get to high school. So the way it is now, brother, with Hulk Hogan and the New World Organization of Wrestling, me and the new blood by my side, whatcha gonna do when the New World Organization runs wild on you.
[TS: We have just seen the end of Hulkamania… Hulk Hogan, you can go to hell. Straight to hell.]

Key: GO=Okerlund, HH=Hogan, TS=Schivone

GO: Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts, the match is at hand.
JR: Well, well. The Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase. Here we are at Wrestlemania, and it’s the biggest match of your career. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line, mainly, the million dollar belt. Oh yeah, you see it can be yours once again. All you have to do is go through Damien, and Me. But you see, Damien and I don’t forget, we remember all the times you made people grovel for your money. These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your money for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it’s my turn. I’m going to make you beg, Dibiase, you are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humbled. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the money. And how appropriate, [laughs] that the money you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice.

JC: This is Jim Cornette and the views that I’m about to express are not neccessaraliy those of anybody else but me, but they ought to be, and as a matter of fact they probably are. You know a lot of things in the wrestling world make me cranky these days, especially the way that some talent is treated and some talent is looked at, by not only the promoters, but the wrestling fans as well. For example, a man like Arn Anderson, who just had to retire from this sport, after giving it his entire life, because of an injury that he suffered. A guy like ‘Nature Boy’ Ric Flair, who, in my opinion, is one of the greatest talents in the history of this business. Guys like Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love, whatever you wanna call him, great talents in the WWF or WCW. But who gets a lot of the attention? From the wrestling fans especially, guys like the nWo, the New World Order. You know all the fans think these guys are so cool and so sweeeeet and so funny. Well as far as I’m concerned, the nWo is like a bunch of guys meeting out in the backyard in a clubhouse in a tree. They’re guys who… they got the easiest job in the world, all they have to do is go out there and be themselves. Childish, obnoxious, adolescent guys with a case of severe arrested emotional development and a fixation on trying to act macho. You got a guy like Kevin Nash, 40 years old, trying to act like a teenager. As far as I’m concerned, the biggest no-talent in the business, he’s got six moves, no mobility and enough timing to cover up for some of us. But what he does, is he goes around and he manipulates. Kevin Nash had a multi-million dollar promotional company, the WWF, push him to the moon to make him a star and then what does he do? He leaves, after he gives his word that he’s staying, so he’s a liar too, he leaves and he goes to WCW for a big contract. Why? More on that later. You got a guy like Scott Hall, who’s a good wrestler, but good’s about it, he’s the best of the bunch, but he’s got a multi-million dollar promotional company make him a star after he’s been in the business 10 years without putting 3 asses in a seat, and what does he do? He goes to WCW for a big contract. Why? More on that later. And then you got a guy, Syxx, 123 Kid, whatever? His name’s Sean Maltman, Waltman, whatever you wanna call him. Well as far as I’m concerned, the only reason he’s employed is because the other guys think it’s funny when he gets drunk and throws up on himself. He has the distinction, in case you haven’t noticed, of being the only guy since this “Wrestling War” got started, to be released from a valid contract with one company to go to the other side, which shows you how valuable he is. You know why they’re all employed, why they’re all in the spot the are today? Because of Eric Bischoff, the boss of WCW, not the nWo. Look at the credits on their PPVs, if you can get one for free, the idiot’s name is on it. He’s the boss of WCW, he works for Ted Turner and he throws the billionaire’s money around just like water, so that he can have guys that he likes to hang out with. Because even more then being a mark, Yeah, for his own face and his voice, Eric Bischoff is a guy who’s a big fan of hanging around with stubbly guys with long hair who ride Harley’s, so that some of that can rub off on his little pansy-ass frame. So he takes that billionaire’s money and he throws it around like water to buy guys that he can hang around with to prove that his Johnson is bigger then everybody else’s. And that’s the sole reason that the nWo guys are employed. I think, me personally, that it’s about time that the wrestling fans and the promoters, all of them in this business started recognizing guys like ‘Nature Boy’ Ric Flair, like Arn Anderson, like Cactus Jack. Guys who bust their ass, who work hard and have ability and have talent to get were they are, instead of guys who get were they are by hanging around with the boss and sucking up. I’m Jim Cornette and that’s my opinion.

How could you include Ric's victoy without including Mean Gene's immortal line: "put that ciggerette out"

I wish somebody would type up Jake Roberts pre-match interview prior to his match with DiBiase at Wrestlemania 6. Fucking awesome. Even better than his Survivor Series '91/Tuesday in Texas efforts.

Gene Okerlund: These people saw what happened this weekend; I saw it, and millions of people around the world, witnessed what took place. You said that it was an accident.

Jake Roberts: Trust me, it was.

GO: You said that snake had been devenomised by the lab.

JR: Cross my heart and hope to die, that what I was told.

GO: You know, do you have any idea how much anguish you have caused the Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth...

JR: (Interrupting) It excited me a little bit, yeah, I thought about it for a long time.

GO: You are a sick man, Jake Roberts.

JR: Thank you very much.

GO: You know, there many people who feel that Jack Tunney should have 86ed you for your actions - you should be out of the World Wrestling Federation altogether. You're very fotunate to have this opportunity to meet the Macho Man one-on-one this Tuesday in Texas, and I for one can hardly wait.

JR: Is that right?

GO: That's right.

JR: You know, let's start this over - I mean you're trying to cast me as the original sinner. Well I spoke to God this morning, and he said he doesn't like you. So let's point the finger at somebody else besides me. Let's point the finger at the people that voted for Savage; let's point the finger at Jack Tunney; let's point the finger at the World Wrestling Federation. Not at me.

GO: You know, when you think about everything that's happened, at this big match this Tuesday in Texas - all of a sudden there's an interesting hook to all of this: the fact that there will be no repliles allowed at ringside; and that means no snakes in the bag.

JR: You know, it's hard to believe after six years you people haven't caught on yet. The thing in the bag was simply a toy... something for me to amuse myself with. I've always been the snake you should be worried about, and for six years you haven't caught on. It's surprises me that anyone, (to Okerlund) even you, can be that ignorant. (Jake sniggers)

GO: You laugh.

JR: Yeah, I laugh. Because this Tuesday in Texas, Elizabeth, you have a ticket - you have a one-way ticket. A one way ticket, Elizabeth. So don't be shy sweetheart, let's use it, eh? You show up. A one way ticket to the other side, if you will. Becuase this Tuesday in Texas... princess, don't expect the prince to be there to wake you up with a kiss. Because you see, Tuesday in Texas is not the end. It is not the beginning. It's not even the beginning of the end... yet the end of the beginning.

Sean Mooney: We are moments away from an incredible encounter, we will finally see a one-on-one confrontation between Jake "The Snake" Roberts and the Macho Man Randy Savage.

Jake Roberts, the big decision from President Jack Tunney - there will be no reptile allowed in your corner. Now earlier I saw the Macho Man and his lovely bride Elizabeth. Randy Savage is wired to the max; he cannot wait to get you into the ring.

Jake Roberts: So what?

As cold as a razor blade; as tight as a turning key; like the skin on a dying man - Randy Savage, the last time I saw you, you were flailing like some helpless child, drowning. Drowning from what? Drowning from the very poison that was flowing through your veins after that snake had chewed on that arm. For some time he did chew.

Now you look into my eyes Randy Savage, and you'll see two black holes in the sky. But you look into those snake eyes and you'll see something so cold, so devilish and so deliberate - yes, he takes care of what he has to. Does what he has to. Just like me.

Your eyes? Your eyes weren't even there man, you were out, you were gone.

But you know whose eyes I enjoyed the most? Do you? Elizabeth's.

Pupils so small, so intent and so scared for the man that she loved. And what a rush I got, man. Up and down my back, it felt so good. My hair felt like it was tingling. I mean, I had goosebumps all over my body listening to you squeal for a man who could not do anything but flail around, and couldn't help himself at all, you know?

And see, the thing about Jack Tunney barring the snake in the corner... let me tell you something Jack Tunney.

When I was brought into this world, I could not rob; I could not steal; I could not lie; I couldn't even cheat. But boy, did I have some help learning - you have taught me so well.

So you see, it is not my fault anything that I do out there. You have given me the right to. You have almost pushed the button to make me do it. You have pulled the trigger.

So anything that I do... is your fault. Snake in the corner? Trust me... trust me.

Thats not the full Paul E one though, is it? That was the edited TV version. Isnt there a version floating around, unedited? When he talks about Sammartino or Bassie?

The Cornette 'shoot' on Monday Night RAW. I had a link to it a while back but I've lost it

The Cornette 'shoot' on Monday Night RAW. I had a link to it a while back but I've lost it

I have the one about the nWo, is that the one you mean?

I wish somebody would type up Jake Roberts pre-match interview prior to his match with DiBiase at Wrestlemania 6. Fucking awesome. Even better than his Survivor Series '91/Tuesday in Texas efforts.

Now added, If anyone knows the last word, let me know. I couldn't work it out. It sounds like Everest, but that doesn't go.

"My God, thank you. Thank you very much. I'm almost embarrassed by the response, but when I see this, I know that the twenty five years that I've spent trying to make you happy every night of your life was worth every damn minute of it."

"Now, somebody told me that the Horsemen were having a party tonight in Greenville! Could that be true that the most elite group, that Eric Bischoff said was dead, is alive and well? Bischoff, this might be my only shot, and I've got to tell you, I'm going to make it my best."

"Is this what you call a great moment in TV? That's wrong, because this is REAL! This is not bought and paid for! It's a real life situation! Just like the night in Columbia, South Carolina (when Arn Anderson retired), when you looked at me, tears in my eyes, and said "God, that's good TV", it was real! Arn Anderson passed the torch, it was real, damn it! You think Sting was crying in the dressing room like I was on TV if it wasn't real? This guy, my best friend, is one of the greatest performers who ever lived, and you, you squashed him, in one night. Then you get on the phone and tell me, 'disband the Horsemen, they're dead.' Disband the Horsemen, me? You know what, I looked at myself in the mirror the next day and I saw a pathetic figure that gave up and quit! And for that, I owe you, the wrestling fans, I owe these guys an apology. Because it won't happen again!"

Eric Bischoff started walking down the aisle, saying "You're finished Flair!"

Flair responded, "Bischoff, whatever you think...no, you're an overbearing asshole! That's right! You're obnoxious, you're an obnoxious, overbearing ass! Abuse of power! You! Abuse of power! Cut me off! Come on! It's called abuse of power! (Flair threw down his jacket) You suck! You, I hate your guts. I hate your guts. You are a liar, you're a cheat, you're a scam, you are a no good son of a (bitch, which was muted on the broadcast). Fire me? I'm already fired! Fire me! I'm already fired!"

Flair's speech on the last Nitro's good, could we get that posted?

A couple weeks ago, when Eric Bischoff told his secretary to tell her secretary to leave a message on my answering machine for me to call Eric Bischoff and then I called Eric Bischoff and he proceeded to fire me over the phone, I thought a big cloud was lifted off the career of Steve Austin. Because gone were the days when I’d go up to someone and say “hey – what about me and Sting? We got this big thing going – how ‘bout the cage?” and someone says “no baby, thath for thomebody elthe. We jutht gonna keep you right where you at right now.” Then I said “well what about me and Savage? I got this great idea – he comes in, he’s got the Slim Jim deal, well hell, I got…” “No Thteve. Thath for thomebody elthe, baby.” Then you go “I got this great idea – I could do it with Hulk Hogan. I’m gonna be the Steve-a-maniac and we’re gonna take this thing all the way! Because Hulk Hogan, Hulkamania was the biggest thing to ever come down the wrestling pike!” And they said “No, that’s not for you brother. You can’t do that. We’re gonna keep you right where you are.”

I said “how about me and Brian get back together? The Hollywood Blondes! It was the best tag team to come along in ten years!” and they say “no Steve, we need you in a singles role man. We need you to do this. We’re gonna put the US title on you and then we’re gonna take you here, and then you’re the number one contender so then you get this world title shot...” Well all that shit never happened!

So there I am, floundering along, there’s nothing going my way, because the politics in WCW kept the biggest potential superstar in wrestling on the goddamn ground! What are you supposed to do? On one hand, they’re paying you a bunch of money – they’re paying ME a bunch of money. While on this hand they’re saying “hey, go out and give Bagwell a hell of a match. Go out there with an 18 year old German kid. Give him seven good minutes. Let the people see what he can do.”

They say you are what you eat. In WCW, they didn’t feed me nothing but garbage, so I let myself become garbage. I became complacent with everything they said. As long as big Ted kept sending in the cheques…maybe I wasn’t happy with everything that was going on, but I became complacent.

Then they send me to Japan – the big injury! Bischoff delivers the shot heard around the damn world – Steve Austin’s out of the high-paying job. All of a sudden the phone starts ringing off the hook – it’s ECW, it’s the WWF, it’s All Japan, it’s New Japan, and all Steve Austin’s gotta do is make a decision. Tod Gordon, whether he re-mortgaged his house one time, two times, maybe three times, came up with the right figure for Steve Austin to make a decision.

I stroll into the ECW Arena – the biggest piece of crap I’ve ever seen. I broke in in a building called the Sportatorium in Dallas, Texas. Home of the world famous Von Erichs! Everybody who was anybody set foot in the Dallas Sportatorium. For the last two years, all you’ve heard about anywhere in wrestling is the famous ECW Arena. Debut night, I roll in. You got the Sandman. You got the Raven. You got the Pitbulls. You got Stevie Richards, you got the Public Enemy, you got the Gangstas, you got Mipey Whikrep – whatever the hell his name is! You got a bunch of damn MISFITS, running around thinking that they can actually wrestle. All I’ve seen in ECW is a bunch of violent crap and that’s exactly what I’ll call it ‘cos that’s exactly what it is. Steve Austin is here to wrestle. It’s what I do best. It’s what I do better than anyone in the world.

Dean Malenko, Eddy Guerrero, they got the big send-off. Tears were in everybody’s eyes. It was a big deal. All Steve Austin got was a good swift kick in the ass as Bischoff hung up the phone and left me high and dry. There’s no Hogans here. There’s no Flairs here. There’s not a Dusty Rhodes and there damn sure isn’t an Eric Bischoff here. There’s no-one that can hold back Steve Austin now.

“Stunning”? Tossed it out the window. Never was meant to be. ECW’s gonna find out first hand what Steve Austin can do. And I’m gonna show everyone here exactly what a true superstar is supposed to do, what a true superstar is supposed to be. Because no-one here can hold be back. Not Tod Gordon. Not Hulk Hogan. Not Eric Bischoff. Nobody. I’m gonna be the superstar that I always knew I could be, because there’s no-one - no-one in ECW that can stop me.

Raven: Tommy Dreamer, the condition we left you in tonight was a result of your own selfishness. Years ago, you and I walked side by side as best friends, but when I needed you most, you weren't there. Now Cactus Jack needs you for a higher purpose and you're not there for him either. So Cactus Jack and I walk side by side as the true friends you and I should have been.

Cactus: Tommy, I hope you understand that you had to be hurt tonight because my words apparently were not getting through to you and a show of force unfortunately became necessary. But I pitied you Tommy, lying there in a weakened state because I didn't realise just how into your head these hardcore fans had gotten. You see, I took it for granted that one show of force would be enough, that you'd see the way and walk down the path of righteousness. So I don't blame you for the sins they committed, for the way they've clouded your mind but Tommy, nonetheless, you had to be hurt. I don't think the people fully understand what I'm going through here! I don't think the people understand what kind of crosses powerful righteous men like us need to carry! You see Tommy, when the world, and you in particular, have got me down, I tune my television set into WTBS, turn the volume down, and let the basking rays of their good and moral programming rain all over me! And as I lay there in my meditative state, awaiting my next move, awaiting my next challenge, I fell asleep Tommy, and woke up to realise that it had all come to pass, that all my suffering had been worth it, and not only was Tommy Dreamer a member of World Championship Wrestling, he was their tag team champion! But as I wiped the sleep from my eyes, I realised that it was not Tommy Dreamer holding those belts - they were exact replicas! Tommy! How long did you think the higher minds at World Championship Wrestling were going to wait for you? They are the big boys in our sport for a simple reason - when they see something they want, they go after it. And if they can't get it, they create their own. But that very thought is what keeps me going. You see Tommy, it's not all over for you! Because oh! The magic they can weave! You see, what your mothers and fathers told you about being anything you want to be in this world...well, it may not be true most of the time, but in the magical land of WCW, you truly can be anything you want to be! I've seen it all a hundred times Tommy, the magic they can weave. I've seen a tough Jewish kid from Brooklyn become a black man from Macon. I've seen a farm kid from Nebraska become an overnight rap star sensation. I've seen a kid from New Hampshire become a Frenchman. And one particular wrestler who went through five different incarnations before finding himself heavyweight champion of the world. And though he may be that champion in an entirely different Federation, I think if you asked him, he would admit that it was the love, compassion, and monetary compensation he received while part of the WCW family that brought him to where he is today!

But I'm not going to underscore ECW, because there are some dramatic changes that go on there too, oh yeah. Take the Rotten brothers. Two naive kids with fake English accents suddenly becoming scarred for life mutant freaks! Where are they now? They don't even have a job. Take your beloved Mikey Whipwreck. Mikey Whipwreck went from being one of the nicest people I had ever met to a bumbling fool! You want the challenge of your life, then I challenge you to have a meaningful ten word conversation with Mikey Whipwreck! It can't be done! He's had too many concussions! His brain has turned to Jell-O, and oh it might be real cute now to root for underdog Mikey on his quest for the championship, but wait five years when he can't hold a job. Thirty year old Mikey, forty year old Mikey, senile old man Mikey! And the ECW fans are causing his demise! Then there's Tommy Dreamer - maybe the most spectacular transformation of them all. A man on the helm of superstardom, a good looking kid reduced to a bloodthirsty, woman-abusing person on a rollercoaster trip straight to hell! Unless I step in and save the day, but Tommy Dreamer, you're making that very difficult. But you better be thankful that Cactus Jack went through a stunning transformation of his own. It wasn't WCW. It wasn't ECW. It's because one man had the courage, the strength and the compassion to open my eyes. And so I'm saying Tommy, the situation is more serious that you would assume! WCW is a proud organisation! They've got a reputation for family values and they can't afford to have a woman-abusing man screwing up their TV syndication! So Tommy, time is of the essence and that's why, not because I harbour any hatred for you, but much to the contrary - I LOVE YOU MAN! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?! And I'm trying to save your spiritual life! But you're making it so damn hard! You want proof of what hardcore wrestling can do and you ask me "well Cactus, if you love the place so much, why don't you go back?" (Raven hugs Cactus at this point, as Cactus almost cries) I can't Tommy! It's all over for me. I'm trying to save you, can't you see that once ECW gets a hold of you for too long, you become ruined merchandise. You're no longer marketable. They don't want a scarred freak like Cactus Jack...too much emotional baggage. And I don't deserve to be forgiven for the insensitive comments I made to Mr. Turner, for the foolish behaviour I showed to my dearest Uncle Eric. I deserve to dwell in the depths of this hell on earth that you call ECW! But Tommy, they tell us we've got a match October 28th - I don't think so! Because I'm counting on your knowledge and just one little bit of common sense to prevail and understand that we're the only friends you've got. It's not those people chanting for you blood. It's these two people praying for you soul. Grant me that serenity, Tommy Dreamer. GRANT IT!

Thats not the full Paul E one though, is it? That was the edited TV version. Isnt there a version floating around, unedited? When he talks about Sammartino or Bassie?

Flair's speech on the last Nitro's good, could we get that posted?

EDIT: Oh, and something from Raven.

You can check out a lot of Raven's stuff at http://www.scottlevy.com

Here's an awesome promo from Raw last week:

MARIA: Shawn Michaels, tonight you're facing The Edge. Do you think you can win?

SHAWN: I'll tell you what, Maria, I -- did you just call him The Edge?

MARIA: [nods proudly]

SHAWN: ...okay. You asked me if you thought I could win too, didn'tcha?

MARIA: [nods proudly]

SHAWN: I dunno, I guess now that I think about it, yeah! Yeah, I do think I can win. Especially after last week. You know something, Shelton Benjamin I have to admit gave me a run for my money last week. Shelton Benjamin, you are the finest piece of young talent that I have faced in this industry in the last 20 years, and you my friend have an incredibly bright future. Now that notwithstanding, someone's future who is not looking so bright is ... [points at Maria] The Edge! Haha! The name problems aside, he's facing the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.

I saw your promo last week, Matt, and I think it was pathetic! It was absolutely pathetic and after all the months of dragging our names though the mud, our personal lives out there for everyone to see and that's all you can muster up from your stomach, from your guts?! Well, my hands are shaking and it's from hate. Its from real emotion, Matt. This! This is passion! This is intensity. This is real! This is why Lita left your for me. You said last week that you wanted me to get in a car accident. For me, it's the opposite. I want you being nice and safe, Matt. You get in the car and strap that seatbelt in tight. Because at Summerslam, I'm gonna prove that you don't measure up as a man to me in, in, in any way. In any way.

You whined and complained and you bitched and moaned last week saying Lita was the girl of your dreams. You wanted to marry her. Matt, you were with her for six years but you never proposed. So let me fill in the blanks here. I figured it out. You see, no one comes before Matt Hardy and his wrestling legacy. I've heard you say it! Nothing comes before V1. That being said, Matt, you should thank me. That sounds strange, but you should thank me. You've never gotten reactions like this before in your career. You're in the main event picture now and why? Why? Because you're riding my coattails in. Yeah. You see while you were defending the Cruiserweight Championship, running around with your little MFers, me? I was fighting Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Triple H, Shawn Michaels - I earned my main event stripes! I deserve to be where I am. And why are you here? Because your girlfriend fell in love with a main eventer.

So Matt Hardy, the main event spotlight is shining on you. Your 15 minutes in the spotlight is shining and I know it feels good. But we're 13 minutes into it and time is slowly ticking away and at Summerslam, Matt, I end it. And I know that cuts close to the bone, I know it does, and I know it hurts. The truth usually does.

Edge from RAW last week:



Awesome.

Grisham interviewed Edge and Lita backstage. Edge said he's not feeling good about being locked in a cage with the deranged, psychotic loser like Kane. He said at least it will keep another deranged, psychotic loser out of the match. He said Grisham looked confused. He said he is talking about that person he's not allowed to talk about him. He mentioned he couldn't separate his personal life and professional life. He said he interrupted Lita on Byte This last week. He said since everyone has been asking, yes, the last six months of his life has been miserable. He said having geeks who sit at their keyboards who have never been in a relationship and have been commenting on their lives sucks. He got really angry, and actually showed some real emotion without the smarmy smirk that's usually underlying all of his promos. It felt as real as anything he's ever said on a promo. It's the first official comment of any kind, worked or shoot, he's made about that situation.

Dear dear dear dear. Someone has lost their temper, haven't they? I hate to be the one to inform you, lad, but, Eugene isn't here this week. You honestly don't think that I would lead that lamb to slaughter, no no no no. What kind of a man do you think would let Eugene into the building last week? Rather perplexing question, isn't it? What kind of a diabolical villain do you think would tell Eugene to get involved in your match? It was me, sunshine! You see, me and you know each other very well indeed, don't we? Let me give you people a little history lesson. Eleven years ago, me and you were a tag team in WCW. In fact, I was your mentor, wasn't I? Yes indeed I was. What can I say? I mean, let's face facts - some people, people like us, we're just born naughty, we are. That's why we gravitated toward each other. And if you would have used and abused anyone else except for that poor, dear boy Eugene, I would have applauded your cunning. But for a clever man like yourself...it was very foolish to take advantage of a disadvantaged boy. Because now, you've made an enemy out of me! And if you want to fight, look no bloody further! Because I will quite gladly now, go and change into my ring attire, and I will join you back in that ring, and I will BATTLE YOU with EVERY OUNCE of VILE AND VENOM that RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS!

Once again, I've bumped this topic after hearing an absolute corker.

New Jack : Hardcore Homecoming - June 10th 2005 at the (former) ECW Arena.



"You know what? Somebody gave me a choice.
And I’m sure you’re all good at math so go figure".

points at opponents Ian & Axl Rotten at ringside

"Axl: you and Ian. Much love. Because you know how we lay it down in this building.
The true fans of ECW that supported us when this fucking company got mis-managed five years ago.
I’m glad to see that you motherfuckers was as loyal to us as we was to you.
You look in the alphabet … and I’m drunk now so I really can’t count.
There’s a whole lot of fucking letters in the alphabet but it ain’t but three.
It ain’t but three god-damn letters that mean more in this fucking business
than any other three you can put together and you know what the fuck it is".

chant of "E-C-dub! E-C-dub!" starts

"Shane Douglas. The truth".

(he points to the entrance)

"He speaks what’s on his fucking mind. He ain’t over there don’t look.
New Jack. Sandman. Kronus. We fucking rebels.
I done been to jail more times than a motherfucker that work there on an eight-to-five forty hours a week.
And then they test me and they said: New Jack we don’t know if we gonna bring you up here
because a lot of our guys are scared to get in the ring wit’ you.
I made the decision.
Ten years ago. Ten years ago to this month.
New Jack came down that aisle and turned this motherfucker upside down.
And ten years later, at forty sum-odd years old … it-aint-none-of-your-god-damn-business
I’m still in here doing my thing, and you know why?
Because I am the original violent nigger in this god-damn business".

chant of "New Jack! New Jack!" begins

"If I quit this business tonight.
You know what, if I go back to my hotel room and lay down and die.
I’ll die proud because I came back home where I started from.
And you motherfuckers stood behind us through thick and through thin.
When you knew we was getting fucked, y’all stayed there with us.
When you knew the company was going down, y’all stayed there with us.
When you knew New Jack was in trouble and running from the law you hid me in your car.
You hid me in your trunk and you stayed there with me.
Don’t welcome me back ‘cos I ain’t been no-fucking-where.
To every fan in this building: there’s still another half of this show left.
And when you leave it’s almost like having sex with a fine-ass bitch.
You gonna be real, real, real satisfied".

Joey Styles on commentary: "That’s how I feel after sex with a fine-ass bitch".

"I see a bunch of the rats that used to come to the hotel
at the Holiday Inn and sucked yo’ weiner are still doing what you do best.
When it’s over with, head on down The Hilton. It’ll be part two of a god-damn pussy party.
Because we gonna tear this motherfucker up. Believe that.
I’m New Jack. The original nigger.
And the rest of y’all motherfuckers can suck my big, black dick!"

'When i came here two years ago and i was Mankind, you know there was always people saying 'hey, why don't you just be Cactus Jack?', then i came out in tye-dye and some white boots and they said 'you know why don't you just be Cactus Jack?'...Well i gave you Cactus Jack! I gave you every Goddamn bit of energy i had! And when i was laying here helpless...you chanted someone elses name. This is not a knock on Stone Cold Steve Austin, hey i'm happy he's the champion, and he may not admit it but we've known eachother a long time and he's been my friend. But what you did to me and Terry Funk laying here in the middle of the ring was not only distasteful and disrespectul, it was Goddamn disgusting, and i'm going to give you the chance to make it up to me, because i'm going to accept a group apology right now (waits for reaction). . . Well, i can finally say, for the first time, after thirteen years of blood sweat and tears, that it's not worth it anymore. It's going to be a long time before you see Cacus Jack in the ring again.

It's no question about it Too Cold Scorpio, you are one hell of a competitor and I will not be a champion that hides. I stand here, before God and my father in Heaven tonight, as I said I would be: World's Heavyweight champion. In the tradition of Lou Thesz; in the tradition of Jack Brisco; all of the Brisco Brothers; of Dory Funk Jr, of Terry Funk, the man who will never die; and the real “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers upstairs tonight. From the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams, to the... Ric Flairs, I accept this heavyweight title. Wait a second... wait a second, of Kerry Von Erich, of the fat man himself Dusty Rhodes... this is it tonight Dad, God that's beautiful...and Rick Steamboat... and they can all kiss my ass! Because, I am not the man who accepts the torch to be handed down to me from an organization that died R.I.P. seven years ago! "The Franchise" Shane Douglas is the man who ignites the new flame of the SPORT of professional wrestling. Tonight, before God and my father as witness, I declare... myself, “the Franchise,” as the new ECW heavyweight champion of the world! We have set out to change the face of professional wrestling. So, tonight, let the new era begin! The era of the sport of professional wrestling. The era of the “Franchise.” The era of the E-C-W!"

"Well well well ....

It is I:
The bacon in her eggs.
The man for whom she begs.
And the face between her legs.
The lyrical miracle.
The sexual intellectual.
And the quintessential studmuffin

Joel …

Extreme reunion.
Hardcore Homecoming.
It is me, the man who bangs on her tipperee
Like ten drummers drumming

Eight maids a milking
I ate and they all milked at once

You should have seen the vertical smiles
On that happy set of c…..ompanions

And we’ve all seen Paris Hilton’s sex tape
And you’re saying that’s not news,
And I know it’s not

But what is noteworthy is that after Paris saw what I could do in the sack
She cleaned herself up and said: “Now that’s hot”.

And remember last month out in Georgia
When everyone was looking for that runaway bride?
Well I took her to Alberquerque.
I threw her my own little bachelorette party
And I stuck it inside.

Got her so wet, no-one’s ever got her wetter

Did her so good, no-one’s ever done her better

And now there’s so much hair between her teeth,
she could knit herself a sweater.

So in conclusion:

Any of you ladies out there
If you want to be next and if you deserve a chance

Then why don’t you make like Saddam momma
And get out of them pants.

… Gertner".


(It was fairly topical at the time)