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hitman89762000
i think newms post in the wwf/e's worst year thread is pretty good:

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2007, I think. Benoit changed everything, you can track a million little problems in the company, from creative errors, suspensions and everything else to his actions, and the company as a whole continued to endlessly suffer. If anything I look at Cena's return and the optimsm around Jeff Hardy in January 2008 as the time they started to shake off the cobwebs.

It gets a lot of love on here seemingly because of the Smackdown Six, but 2002 sucked a massive fucking cock for me.

- Outside of literally 3 or 4 nostalgia appearances and a couple of surprising jobs to Angle and Brock, the Hogan matches were just appalling
- The titanic failure of every iteration of the nWo.
- The monumental disappointment of Christ Jericho's first run with the title
- Steve Austin's matches sucking balls, his walkout and personal problems putting an indellible mark on his legacy
- Triple H, the entire fucking year and every horrible little thing he inflicted upon it, far too numerous to mention
- Raw was so bad on a weekly basis that it neutralised how good Smackdown was - I genuinely believed it was so Vince could bury Bischoff somehow, it was that bad
- Loads and loads and loads of Stephanie McMahon
- A fucking stinker of a Wrestlemania

Not only all that, but it was a realisation that the golden era really had ended way back at the climax of Wrestlemania X7. "Getting the F Out" couldn't have been better timed in hindsight too, the company struggled with its identity long into 2003 before it started to gain a bit (and just a bit) of long term focus back.

Don't get me wrong, there were big positives, such as the rise of Brock, my favourite match of the decade (the tag at No Mercy), and Summerslam 02 being a freakishly great show, but living through it week on week was utter torture.

Horses for courses, I loved the 90s, every year of it, for a variety of different reasons. I know lots of people loathe 93-97 in particular though.
HarmonicGenerator
Can anyone provide me with a link to the BBW thread? It's passed me by and I can't seem to spot it in the UK Events section.
bAzTNM#1
QUOTE (HarmonicGenerator @ Feb 20 2010, 10:28) *
Can anyone provide me with a link to the BBW thread? It's passed me by and I can't seem to spot it in the UK Events section.

Here you go buddy. thumbs-up.gif

http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=117857
HarmonicGenerator
QUOTE (bAzTNM#1 @ Feb 20 2010, 11:39) *
QUOTE (HarmonicGenerator @ Feb 20 2010, 10:28) *
Can anyone provide me with a link to the BBW thread? It's passed me by and I can't seem to spot it in the UK Events section.

Here you go buddy. thumbs-up.gif

http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=117857


Many thanks thumbs-up.gif
Ron Simmons
QUOTE (HarmonicGenerator @ Feb 20 2010, 18:01) *
QUOTE (bAzTNM#1 @ Feb 20 2010, 11:39) *
QUOTE (HarmonicGenerator @ Feb 20 2010, 10:28) *
Can anyone provide me with a link to the BBW thread? It's passed me by and I can't seem to spot it in the UK Events section.

Here you go buddy. thumbs-up.gif

http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=117857


Many thanks thumbs-up.gif

Huh. Seems to have been deleted. Shame.
Lion_of_the_Midlands
I really like this:

You can't beat a wanking put down
JLM
That's excellent. Poor Stephanie didn't get any. sad.gif
goe
QUOTE (JLM @ Feb 23 2010, 15:31) *
That's excellent. Poor Stephanie didn't get any. sad.gif


Depends who you ask, that.
martyngnr
This from sephjnr totally nailed me....

Mason thread Clicky
Chest Rockwell
Hah. I was considering mentioning that in here, so I'll definitely give it a second nom now that you have.
Gwailofilms
And I shall give it a third. Fine work.
patdfb
Monkee going above and beyond the call of duty!


Really good feel good thing.. as was said AWESOME!
Frankie Crisp
QUOTE (patdfb @ Feb 26 2010, 17:41) *
Monkee going above and beyond the call of duty!


Really good feel good thing.. as was said AWESOME!

Seconded, thirded and fourthdeded. Really good to read about someone going to all that trouble when the recipeint would probably be happy just to get a card. Crackin' stuff from Monkee.
opcws
Lowering the tone a notch, is this, from Woyzeck in the Chatroulette thread:

QUOTE (Woyzeck @ Feb 27 2010, 1:40) *
Just got connected to a guy who was pissing into his own face. It'll all be downhill from there.
shaneojack
I vote the Monkee post also.
NEWM
QUOTE (kmac @ Mar 1 2010, 22:16) *
Good. Now i dont have to listen to the IWC's cries of "shes not being used right she should be beating up all the male wrestlers" and she can join Alissa to go and work for Slimmer in front of 200 fat sweaty four-eyed paedophiles where she's actually appreciated.


I don't totally agree with all of it, but very few things make me laugh out loud on here, and that did. I absolutely love the rage, and "fat sweaty four-eyed paedophiles" really really tickled the funny bone.
TripleA
QUOTE (NEWM @ Mar 1 2010, 22:22) *
QUOTE (kmac @ Mar 1 2010, 22:16) *
Good. Now i dont have to listen to the IWC's cries of "shes not being used right she should be beating up all the male wrestlers" and she can join Alissa to go and work for Slimmer in front of 200 fat sweaty four-eyed paedophiles where she's actually appreciated.


I don't totally agree with all of it, but very few things make me laugh out loud on here, and that did. I absolutely love the rage, and "fat sweaty four-eyed paedophiles" really really tickled the funny bone.


I laughed too so you're not alone.
The_BarbarIAN
QUOTE (TripleA @ Mar 1 2010, 23:41) *
QUOTE (NEWM @ Mar 1 2010, 22:22) *
QUOTE (kmac @ Mar 1 2010, 22:16) *
Good. Now i dont have to listen to the IWC's cries of "shes not being used right she should be beating up all the male wrestlers" and she can join Alissa to go and work for Slimmer in front of 200 fat sweaty four-eyed paedophiles where she's actually appreciated.


I don't totally agree with all of it, but very few things make me laugh out loud on here, and that did. I absolutely love the rage, and "fat sweaty four-eyed paedophiles" really really tickled the funny bone.


I laughed too so you're not alone.

Count me in on this laughing business. First class post from kmac.
King Pitcos
I fourth it!
PowerButchi
Is "fifth it" a term? Because I'm in concurrence with the directly above posts.
Fog Dude
QUOTE (ButchReedMark @ Mar 2 2010, 2:35) *
Is "fifth it" a term? Because I'm in concurrence with the directly above posts.

It's not, except maybe with the meaning of 'divide by five'. After somebody 'seconds' something, everyone who agrees with it thereafter merely 'assents' to it. nerd.gif

Furthermore, all 5 of you haven't noticed you've been nominating a post made in March for February post of the month. Time for a new thread methinks.
Chest Rockwell
So what happens next with this one? Presumably some kind of vote?

Rick! JLM! neil! Whoever is responsible!
tiger_rick
I'll set up a poll. Will leave this thread going if no-one else minds and just edit the title.
Chest Rockwell
my first nomination for March:

Family Guy PMSL post in the stephen digby thread
Ron Simmons
QUOTE (Chest Rockwell @ Mar 2 2010, 11:15) *
my first nomination for March:

Family Guy PMSL post in the stephen digby thread

I'll second that one, it made me laugh out loud. It's probably one of my top three posts of the year so far, actually.
The Cum Doctor
QUOTE (Chest Rockwell @ Mar 2 2010, 11:15) *
my first nomination for March:

Family Guy PMSL post in the stephen digby thread


I'll also nominate this.
slashlover
QUOTE (Family Guy PMSL @ Mar 1 2010, 21:55) *
QUOTE (patdfb @ Mar 1 2010, 21:52) *
What is it with Gay BBC Presenters being found dead at their homes... Seriously, this isnt the first time

Christopher Price, died 8 years ago, in suspcious circumstances, transpires he OD' on something


Mr Digby was good on To buy or not to buy, and his home building thing was quite good too

RIP


Yes, this really does smash the happy ever after myth of civil partnerships.

martyngnr


Woyzeck in the Kristian Digby thread
JLM
laugh.gif

Seconded.
Au
Thirded, I was just about to come and post that myself.
brownie
And fourthed.
TripleA
I can't fifth it, because it's not the right word in this context. But that also has a vote from me.
shep
QUOTE (Haraga_Version_One @ Mar 2 2010, 11:40) *
QUOTE (Chest Rockwell @ Mar 2 2010, 11:15) *
my first nomination for March:

Family Guy PMSL post in the stephen digby thread


I'll also nominate this.


Two thumbs fresh from me as well. I'd almost suggest an "I *heart* Jan Moir" custom av/sig for patdfb if it weren't for the fact that such a moniker would far exceed anybody's definition of cruel and unusual punishment.
L_E_T_H_A_L
QUOTE (Fog Dude @ Mar 2 2010, 6:15) *
QUOTE (ButchReedMark @ Mar 2 2010, 2:35) *
Is "fifth it" a term? Because I'm in concurrence with the directly above posts.

It's not, except maybe with the meaning of 'divide by five'. After somebody 'seconds' something, everyone who agrees with it thereafter merely 'assents' to it. nerd.gif

Furthermore, all 5 of you haven't noticed you've been nominating a post made in March for February post of the month. Time for a new thread methinks.


Put me down for number 6.
patdfb
QUOTE (shep @ Mar 2 2010, 22:32) *
QUOTE (Haraga_Version_One @ Mar 2 2010, 11:40) *
QUOTE (Chest Rockwell @ Mar 2 2010, 11:15) *
my first nomination for March:

Family Guy PMSL post in the stephen digby thread


I'll also nominate this.


Two thumbs fresh from me as well. I'd almost suggest an "I *heart* Jan Moir" custom av/sig for patdfb if it weren't for the fact that such a moniker would far exceed anybody's definition of cruel and unusual punishment.


there would be some irony in that. Either I have completely missed 'the joke' or the Jan Moir/Stephen Gately thing? I was drawing comparison to the fact that two BBC presenters have died at home withing 8 years who happened to be gay... and the issue is where?
opcws
QUOTE (patdfb @ Mar 2 2010, 23:30) *
I was drawing comparison to the fact that two BBC presenters have died at home withing 8 years who happened to be gay... and the issue is where?


In the fact that you're finding any rhyme or reason in that. What is there to see there? What were you trying to suggest with the comparison? The BBC is a big company, 8 years is a long time, lots of people are gay, and lots of people die in their houses.

On topic, I'd like to add a nomination to Woyzeck giving the stranglewankmachine the Dragon's Den treatment, mainly because it left me utterly unable to explain to my girlfriend why I haven't bought Frantic Planet yet.
The Icon
This thread has given me a warm fuzzy feeling.
Loki
I keep meaning to buy Frantic Planet sad.gif Mainly to read whilst strangling myself in a cupboard.
Chest Rockwell
I finally got around to ordering the both of them the other day, after reading the most recent short story on his blog... good stuff. Don't know when I'll actually read them though, as my current backlog of books to get through is already a little hefty.
patdfb
QUOTE (opcws @ Mar 3 2010, 14:48) *
QUOTE (patdfb @ Mar 2 2010, 23:30) *
I was drawing comparison to the fact that two BBC presenters have died at home withing 8 years who happened to be gay... and the issue is where?


In the fact that you're finding any rhyme or reason in that. What is there to see there? What were you trying to suggest with the comparison? The BBC is a big company, 8 years is a long time, lots of people are gay, and lots of people die in their houses.


Okay, my writing is shite! This has been established else where. However, the point that I was trying to make and failing because i didnt embellish it, was that if you are or were a Male TV presenter for the BBC around the turn of the millenium then their are lots of 'personal demons' that will cause havoc to your career or kill you. The fact that the presenter is gay really increases the chances of bad stuff happening, 5/8th of the list below are gay, so in this case it is justified as highlighting it as some kind of 'cross to bear'


Off the top of me head, since Richard Bacon's Coke Episode c.1998

There has been:-

Christopher Price's sudden death
Kristian Digby's sudden death
Mark Speights suicide
Ray Gosling admitting killing one of his former lovers in a mercy killing
Hardeep Singh Kohli inapprpiate behaviour in the Green Room of the One show
Richard Quest's methaphetamine bust ( though Iam not sure how long hes been with CNN
Nigel Wrench Rapist

Ive probably missed loads, but basically, if you are gay and want to present on the BBC, then stay the hell away, as its likely things will go horribly wrong, was the point I was trying to make
Astro Hollywood
QUOTE (Loki @ Mar 3 2010, 16:05) *
I keep meaning to buy Frantic Planet sad.gif Mainly to read whilst strangling myself in a cupboard.


The only reason I started writing was to have one of my books listed in the news as an item found next to the body of someone who'd wanked themselves to death.

That, or spotted in the background on a shelf or counter top in slightly grim amateur porn pictures.

Still waiting for both.
The Icon
QUOTE (patdfb @ Mar 3 2010, 16:40) *
QUOTE (opcws @ Mar 3 2010, 14:48) *
QUOTE (patdfb @ Mar 2 2010, 23:30) *
I was drawing comparison to the fact that two BBC presenters have died at home withing 8 years who happened to be gay... and the issue is where?


In the fact that you're finding any rhyme or reason in that. What is there to see there? What were you trying to suggest with the comparison? The BBC is a big company, 8 years is a long time, lots of people are gay, and lots of people die in their houses.


Okay, my writing is shite! This has been established else where. However, the point that I was trying to make and failing because i didnt embellish it, was that if you are or were a Male TV presenter for the BBC around the turn of the millenium then their are lots of 'personal demons' that will cause havoc to your career or kill you. The fact that the presenter is gay really increases the chances of bad stuff happening, 5/8th of the list below are gay, so in this case it is justified as highlighting it as some kind of 'cross to bear'


Off the top of me head, since Richard Bacon's Coke Episode c.1998

There has been:-

Christopher Price's sudden death
Kristian Digby's sudden death
Mark Speights suicide
Ray Gosling admitting killing one of his former lovers in a mercy killing
Hardeep Singh Kohli inapprpiate behaviour in the Green Room of the One show
Richard Quest's methaphetamine bust ( though Iam not sure how long hes been with CNN
Nigel Wrench Rapist

Ive probably missed loads, but basically, if you are gay and want to present on the BBC, then stay the hell away, as its likely things will go horribly wrong, was the point I was trying to make


So what you're saying is this really does smash the happy ever after myth about Civil Partnerships?
patdfb
QUOTE (Family Guy PMSL @ Mar 3 2010, 18:22) *
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So what you're saying is this really does smash the happy ever after myth about Civil Partnerships?


Its got FUCK ALL to do with Civil Partnerships? WTF?



yes IAM a 'Mardi Fucker' at the moment, its very nearly a year since me best mate died

Balls!
kendal mint cake
QUOTE (Family Guy PMSL @ Mar 3 2010, 14:52) *
This thread has given me a warm fuzzy feeling.



Carbomb
QUOTE (Woyzeck @ Mar 3 2010, 16:54) *
QUOTE (Loki @ Mar 3 2010, 16:05) *
I keep meaning to buy Frantic Planet sad.gif Mainly to read whilst strangling myself in a cupboard.


The only reason I started writing was to have one of my books listed in the news as an item found next to the body of someone who'd wanked themselves to death.

That, or spotted in the background on a shelf or counter top in slightly grim amateur porn pictures.

Still waiting for both.


I think I can arrange the second one in the next three months. I'll have to see if my mate Sleazy Phil is still in business, though.
Ron Simmons
I'm going to nominate another Family Guy PMSL post, from the Same Sex Marriages thread:

QUOTE (Family Guy PMSL @ Mar 3 2010, 21:44) *
QUOTE (britishwrestlinglegends @ Mar 3 2010, 19:05) *
QUOTE (Family Guy PMSL @ Mar 3 2010, 18:24) *
QUOTE (britishwrestlinglegends @ Mar 3 2010, 0:24) *
QUOTE (Chest Rockwell @ Mar 3 2010, 0:03) *
The point is that it doesn't matter if you say you're not homophobic, because your attitude is homophobic. And that's really not up for debate; it's just a fact.

When same sex marriages were first made legal , in the UK . It was announced on the radio as i was travelling in my ( gay ) mates car . His exact response ,was " why on earth would anyone want to do that ? ".So , is my ( gay ) friend homophobic , too ?


Oh, I had you down as a gay-basher, until you mentioned you had gay friends, now I understand I was wrong, and that you're actually quite down with the gays, and not a gayist as I originally thought.

Are you being sarcastic ?


Yeah... You got me.


Actually made me spit out my tea that one. Simple, but hilarious.
tiger_rick
This one from on-topic made me laugh:

QUOTE (MerlinsMagique @ Mar 5 2010, 0:29) *
QUOTE (Pityinthecityofsin @ Mar 4 2010, 23:50) *
Fucking hell, a Christian tramp stamp. Top marks, Magique. Do blokes ask what the design is?


Very few blokes have had the privilege of seeing it, to be honest. My ex absolutely hated it though. In fact, he always hated that I was such a big fan of Christian. I have no idea why, it was almost like he was jealous or something. The man had major insecurity issues. He once asked me if I ever thought about Christian while we were having sex. I said, 'Don't be stupid, of course I don't... it's Jericho that I think about when we're having sex.' He didn't think that was very funny. Just as well, since I wasn't actually joking!



brownie
I'd like to nominate:

QUOTE (RepoMan @ Mar 3 2010, 22:08) *
Of course Cody's gay.

He wouldn't have a brother like Goldust and a polka-dot wearing dad without taking it up the arse a couple of times.


opcws
QUOTE (patdfb @ Mar 3 2010, 16:40) *
Ive probably missed loads, but basically, if you are gay and want to present on the BBC, then stay the hell away, as its likely things will go horribly wrong, was the point I was trying to make


Right. Glad we've established the point you were trying to make. As I suspected, it's absolutely ridiculous. It's NOT likely things will go wrong. It's coincidence.
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