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Keeno
Ok, so which of the more mature ladies do you find attractive? The less consmetic sergory the better.

For me you can't go wrong with the following...

Teri Hatcher - Aged 44


Aimee Mann - Aged 49


Cheri Lunghi - Aged 57 thumbs-up.gif


Your turn folks!
Kenny McBride
Any excuse...



Kristin Hersh - age 43

Just look at the eyes! inlove.gif
Donkey Dick
Lorraine Kelly


Emma Jesson
Keeno
Yes I can see what you mean about Kelly. I would ban her from talking though.
freaky
How we're on post #5 and haven't mentioned Jennifer Tilly (51) is beyond me.

Bring Back Minipops
QUOTE (freaky @ Sep 25 2009, 19:38) *
How we're on post #5 and haven't mentioned Jennifer Tilly (51) is beyond me.



SHE'S 51!!!??!?!??!?!!!! Holy fuck!
Deaq
QUOTE (freaky @ Sep 25 2009, 19:38) *
How we're on post #5 and haven't mentioned Jennifer Tilly (51) is beyond me.



Do you own the movie Bound? Just wandering mate.
JLM
So do not enough people watch Weeds or what? Mary Louise Parker is 45 years old people. I'd post a picture but it feels like this thread doesn't deserve it. angry.gif
Donkey Dick
Tilly is 51 !!!!

FUCKKKKKKKK!!! ohmy.gif
Astro Hollywood
You never see her mentioned in these threads, but Hope Davis is 45 and could play Stacy Keibler's way hotter older sister.



patdfb
Right outta left field

Celia Imrie- 57!




Queen Noor of Jordan- 58




Emmylou Harris 60+




Raquel Welch 70 ish

Famous Mortimer
MLP, yum.



Dana Delany, 53:





Maytrix
Nigella Lawson - 49

hemme
Amanda Redman, obv.

Famous Mortimer
Penny Smith, 50+

Arch Stanton
QUOTE (Keeno @ Sep 25 2009, 18:56) *
Ok, so which of the more mature ladies do you find attractive? The less consmetic sergory the better.

Seriously, what the fuck?? Back to school for you, kiddo.

Anyway, Corrie's Liz McDonald for me. She's 52.
Tommy!
Theres already a better looking group of women in here than the "who would you most want to have sex with thread".
At least in my view any way

I'll suggest Sexy Susie Dent at 42, I know its only me but fuck it I so would.
JLM
No it's not, myself, JNLister and numerous others have espoused the virtues of the Dent for some time. she cropped up in the "less commercial or conventional hotties" thread more than once. Whinehouse is a fan also. She's a bit posh, pleasing to the eye and heavily into anecdotes about etymology. There are literally no negatives there. She also wears knee high boots under the table when on Countdown. Oh yes she does.
patdfb
Iam a fan of the Dent but define 'older' vinatage bintage surely should be 45 plus for this thread or there will be lots of cross over
Tommy!
QUOTE (JLM @ Sep 25 2009, 21:31) *
No it's not, myself, JNLister and numerous others have espoused the virtues of the Dent for some time. she cropped up in the "less commercial or conventional hotties" thread more than once. Whinehouse is a fan also. She's a bit posh, pleasing to the eye and heavily into anecdotes about etymology. There are literally no negatives there. She also wears knee high boots under the table when on Countdown. Oh yes she does.


Good form, bloody good form thumbs-up.gif
eatofo


43



Stacy Dash - 43.
Fallout Boy
Sigourney Weaver, 59.


Sharon Stone, 51.



JNLister
Regarding the cut-off point, the "old enough to have children" deal is clearly inadequate unless you fancy a 13 year old Sarah Louise Platt.

I'm going by a porn-based definition which, based on many plotlines, is as follows: old enough to have a son who is old enough that a friend of the same age can have legally have sex with the mother.

Given that the average age of a first time mum is 28 in the UK but 26 in the US, while the age of consent here is 16 but 18 in quite a few US states, I'm thus declaring that a woman must be 42 to be classed as a MILF.

Which, helpfully is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Arch Stanton
I reckon that in order to qualify as 'vintage', you need to have been fit in the eighties, which means that 39 would be the very minimum age.
TildeGuy~!
Carol Vorderman Anyone?
Keeno
QUOTE
Seriously, what the fuck?? Back to school for you, kiddo.


Picking someone up on the Tinternet for incorrect spelling....you must have a full and interesting life. Why not enter Britains Got Talent next year, your impression of a Cunt is awesome.
Casey V
QUOTE (Fallout Boy @ Sep 25 2009, 22:28) *
Sigourney Weaver, 59.


Thats a crap pic - post one of her from Galaxy Quest and you win
Wez
Kim Thomson (Emmerdale) - 50



yes i would fuck her behind The Woolpack without any hesitation...
This thread scares me
The scream queen herself Jamie Lee Curtis is 51


Or how about a slice of sigourney weaver at 60
SpursRiot2012
QUOTE (Wez @ Sep 26 2009, 0:33) *
Kim Thomson (Emmerdale) - 50



yes i would fuck her behind The Woolpack without any hesitation...


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Steve 'Big' Jobs
I'm not into older women at all

BUT

For me this thread can only be about one woman





inlove.gif inlove.gif Belinda Carlisle - 51 inlove.gif inlove.gif

PS I really don't get the Lorraine Kelly love whatsoever
Wez
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QUOTE (Wez @ Sep 26 2009, 0:33) *
Kim Thomson (Emmerdale) - 50



yes i would fuck her behind The Woolpack without any hesitation...


YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYE
SYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES


thank you. clearly a man of taste and distinction

you just know by the look in her eye she would fuck you rotten
SiMania

45 next week, Monica Bellucci.
Barley
QUOTE (Wez @ Sep 26 2009, 0:33) *
Kim Thomson (Emmerdale) - 50



yes i would fuck her behind The Woolpack without any hesitation...

Posh bintage? Yes please.
Arch Stanton
QUOTE (Keeno @ Sep 25 2009, 23:40) *
QUOTE
Seriously, what the fuck?? Back to school for you, kiddo.


Picking someone up on the Tinternet for incorrect spelling....you must have a full and interesting life. Why not enter Britains Got Talent next year, your impression of a Cunt is awesome.

To be honest, I hardly ever pick anyone up on their spelling on here, but come on- that was atrocious.
tiger_driver
QUOTE (Wez @ Sep 26 2009, 0:47) *
QUOTE (JobberToTheStars @ Sep 26 2009, 0:38) *
QUOTE (Wez @ Sep 26 2009, 0:33) *
Kim Thomson (Emmerdale) - 50



yes i would fuck her behind The Woolpack without any hesitation...


YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYE
SYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES


thank you. clearly a man of taste and distinction

you just know by the look in her eye she would fuck you rotten



Seriously 50? Fuck. inlove.gif


Julianne More - 48

MoChatra


Vanessa Williams, 46



Elle MacPherson, 46
CurryAngel
QUOTE (Wez @ Sep 25 2009, 23:33) *
Kim Thomson (Emmerdale) - 50



yes i would fuck her behind The Woolpack without any hesitation...


She's never 50 is she? Wow!

Perhaps someone could post a pic of the other mature hottie. The one who is married to the sam guy this lady is/was married to.
This thread scares me
43...Not real bintage but still....worthy of a post
MoChatra
Almost forgot...



Halle Barry, 43

EDIT: Beat me to it.
This thread scares me
Almost the same photo too...(were you standing next to me?)tongue.gif
freaky
Emily Symons, 40.



Tracy Ann Oberman, 40.



T'Pau's Carol Decker, 52.

Steve 'Big' Jobs
QUOTE (Woyzeck @ Sep 25 2009, 20:53) *


I hate her face, I really do, she looks like a whiny bitch, shame on you Woyzeck!
ultimo the great
Naomi Watts 40



Melinda Clarke 40



Gong Li 43



Patricia Arquette 41


Famke Janssen 43



Just missing out but fuck me Charisma Carpenter is 39



PowerButchi
Mary Steenburgen - 56

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Jane Seymour - 58

Registration_Form
Bastard! Seymour and Steenburgen were ones I was going to post (along with Julianne Moore). I think my love for Steenburgen is probably influenced by Larry David's penchant for her although they both (Steenburgen and Seymour, not Steenburgen and David) have high cheekbones which I adore on women.

The woman off Emmerdale is a good pick also- and leads me to..




Claire King- partially because she was such a devious bitch

and..



Lusardi

..although admittedly in that picture she has a face not too disimilar to the guy who drinks Jeff Daniels' piss in Dumb and Dumber..

whiiiich ingeniously segues intoooo..



Lauren Holly



Christine Brinkley

..and



Sarandon looking really, really slutty in that picture if I'm being honest

I reckon picks get more remarkable with age so 45+ only are worthy in this thread. The picture of Raquel Welch means there's a 70 yr old in the World I definitely would bone. Learn something about yourself on these forums.
Khemical
Nigella Lawson is 49?!
Gwailofilms
QUOTE (Khemical @ Sep 26 2009, 20:03) *
Nigella Lawson is 49?!

I'm more staggered that Vanessa Williams in only 46. I had her pegged older, but looking really good for, say, 52.
patdfb
4 pages and no Helen Mirren, outrageous.. thought some one would have posted it by now... Wrong

anyways shes 63




Stephanie Beacham 62



Meryl Streep 60

The_BarbarIAN
QUOTE (CurryAngel @ Sep 26 2009, 10:59) *
Perhaps someone could post a pic of the other mature hottie. The one who is married to the sam guy this lady is/was married to.


Here's the girl who was going out with the Sam guy. Not my type.
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