Those porn star ones Freaky posted are CLASSY.

My favourite so far? ...This gem by the dear Dana Dearmond;

"just because you see something in a movie doesnt mean its ok to do it in real life. i.e. stepping on my head while f**king me.”

Conversely, Sinnamon Love intelligently asserts that "“Eww.. It’s red and starting to get puffy ouch!”"






My head may actually explode. The ones that pander too obviously to an audience are SHIT though.

I'm fairly sure that IP.Board (the software the UKFF runs on) has an RSS output feature, which could be used with something like this to automatically "tweet" new topics...

I've become quite annoyed at Twitter lately due to how many times I come across the fucking picture of the lazy fat whale being carried by birds!

That Cunt Stephen Fry is on it all the time, yet I find when I try to get on I have to keep refreshing!

Right, following you all now!

Me too

Hulk hogan and randy savage are on it, I believe to be real. Also mickie James and maria. Latest is Raven anyone know of anymore?

Mine

my add is www.tiwtter.com/realandyisgate

i'd like to think my updates will contain something for everyone

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/kjhenley

I imagine ill post a million and one thoughts a day from my phone. Bye bye life.

Joey Styles is on it, /WWEJoeyStyles

I might give it a go. Not sure how many people would be interested in reading mine though lol.

I still have never got a reply to any of my celebrity tweets. Not even Miley Cyrus's Sisters Boyfriend.

I've just joined up and you can find me on www.twitter.com/RantInEMinor.

Following you all now, so hopefully you can return the favour and find out what happens in this head of mine.

Many websites are now reporting that GOOGLE looks set to go into battle against social network Facebook — by snapping up massively-popular website Twitter.

Christ I hope they don't add quizzes or poking to Twitter, the simplistic concept is what makes it great.

I'm now on Twitter.

Here's my URL.

I'll probably use it to post my thoughts on any MMA and pro wrestling I watch, as well as comments on the latest news.

Ashton Kutcher broke a Million followers early this morning. It was a race between him, britney spears and CNN.

Regals on Twitter

http://twitter.com/regalstretch

I'm STILL failing to see the attraction with this...

Regal looks scary now!

if you were a celebrity, i can see why someoine may have interest in reading your twitter. but if you aint, is there any point at all? seriously?

Everyone I know hated it at first but then you start getting into for some reason. I signed up In Janurary but only recently started using it again.

Here's one way you don't want to be on Twitter.

@WWEEdge
@WWEChristian
@WWEVinceMcMahon - confirmed by Edge.
@EBischoff
@SamoaJoe
@awesomekong
@CheerldrMelissa
@hollywoodhogan - yeah its him no joke.

There's also @RoxxiNikki and @TaylorWilde.

Whats the proof on Hogan? I cant see him using Thwirl? (something like that) to post tweets.

Britney Spears started following me months back, then stopped, and is now following me again... she's clearly flirting I think you'll all agree.

I initially joined up to follow certain folk, then figured I probably ought to post at least some updates myself, but seeing as nobody I know in "real life" uses Twitter, I feel like I'm pretty much talking to myself like some kind of Internet crazy person most of the time.

I've started scaling back the amount of people I actually follow now. P. Diddy's updates were (are) annoying as all fuck, for one.

Britney Spears isnt actually her its just her PR Team.

If you're on facebook, theirs an application to enable it so every time you update twitter your facebook status will be updated. It's what I use, as yeah I also know no one in real life that uses it, so yeah, just update it via twitbin on firefox and it does the FB status too

Quite surprised so many people don't have real-life people on their Twitter - the way I first heard about Twitter was from all the invites I got when my mates signed up.

Sorry. Just read this post, but Twitter is beginning to roll out nudges I'm sure I saw.

So it's basically just a cross between a blog and the status update part of Facebook? Pass.

I saw that when I signed up - I think anyway. A nudge if you havent updated in a while. I may be wrong, it's been a few months. Or it feels like a few months...

Those who are consumed by Twitter, are the ones who understand Twitter.

Basically you have to give it a chance as you don't know what you're missing.

I gave Twitter a chance but I just don't see the appeal.

Fair enough, but what is it really? I don't see the point in spending my time setting one up if it's what I described as my life really isn't interesting enough to set up a page about

If you dont get Twitter for personal use, why not use it as a marketing tool its perfect.

The influx of corporations and individuals using it to market is the only thing that I hate about Twitter.

"Increase your followers 10-fold with these easy tips on our website!" "Gain 1 million followers in one week!" "You could do with our new service, x . Check it out!" No, thank you.

Nah I mean like for example you have a fight site thing going why not post previews of upcoming layouts on Twitpic, depending on your followers good for some feedback.

So many genuine news sources have started quoting tweets now lol

@PercyPringle - Bill Moody aka Paul Bearer

(Very cool guy, talks to anyone)

Just got my first every 'celebrity' tweet...

@WWEChristian I'm assuming RAW was taped tonight seeing as its still on at 2am UK time, why dont they just show it live?

WWEChristian@MPJM I can't reveal that information. Legal reasons.

Pretty special moment

I think Robert Llewellyn was my first celeb reply after I made a joke about Craig Charles being chubby. He's also retweeted a few things I replied to him with.

Though Jane Goldman is still my favourite. Because she has massive chebs.

I'd like to think that after weeks of trying i'd just give up my hourly tweets to Miley Cyrus hoping for a reply, ah well. Her Sister's boyfriend did Direct Message me, thats a step closer.

twitter.com/Bigkeithcolwill ....just joined dunno what the fuck im doing lol!

Second Celebrity Tweet:

@Wossy When Miley Cyrus does your show on Friday can you ask her to follow me on twitter?
Wossy@MPJM No.

You got a message from Wossy? What a tweet.

Sorry, Forgot to mention Wossy is Jonathan Ross.

Yes. I... never mind.

It wasn't necessarily for your benefit, just for people that dont use twitter.