Someone HAS to put that in their sig.

The problem with that is that for the rest of my time on the ukff i will be known as 'the blow job guy'.





(either way my comment still stands)

Whilst i'm here i may as well say something else i am loving at the moment. My friends and i have bought a massive 10 man tent with air beds, lights, everything and are planning to go away for a few days. (i've never done the camping thing before)

Camping? 10 man tent? Are you SURE you're not gay?

Well we'll soon find out i suppose!

Fuck, i didn't even see that! Reading it back man does that sound like a set up joke but i promise it wasn't. In my defense its there will be girls there as well its just i called it a 10 man tent. Must of been my subconscious was working overtime there.

Well done for spotting that and it was a very good response.

In all seriousness now, where do people suggest for a camping trip? Somewhere which caters for a load of 21 year olds?

The Isle of Wight

So 'crockles' are fine as long as they're on a big gay camping trip? Gotcha.

Think i have mentioned a few times that i am from Pompey (Southsea to be exact) and i have been on the hover over to your island lots of times. I just don't think i can go back after a school trip to Osbourne House, there is this bit where i think either Victoria was buried or just is in memory of her and well i fell over the ropes and on to it setting off some sort of alarm. Needless to say i cried and the emotional scar of the people shouting at me and telling me off is too much, so i wont be going back anytime soon.

Erm, she LIVED there dear! lol

And the island has plenty of other things to do.
Stay at the Waverly in East Cowes and join us for merry drinkage (not by myself though )
And during the day go see places like blackgang chine, robin hill, and all the other things tourists get up to.
Oh yeah, and of course, theres the beaches.

You have major inside info on this board so think yourself lucky!

I have pretty much been all over the island, i like Robin Hill. A friend of mine had a girlfriend who lived on the Island, i think in Ryde who we are still close to so Isle of Wight isn't really out of the question for a camping trip. Its just that i wont be championing it because it will bring back too many bad memories, same reason i wont see one of my uncles anymore.

(and if i do ever need Isle of Wight tips you will be the one i call, thanks for the help)

5 things i like at moment.

1.Ninja Gaiden 2 xbox 360

2.Strongbow fruity cider

3.Drayman pub

4.Cage Rage

5.Driving lessons

Are you going to be driving?

I would suggest driving down the West Coast of France.. there's loads of places to camp. I did this a couple years ago with some mates.. First night we stayed at Hossegor, which was a fun party town and (also really good for surfing) - lots of young French folks go there for hols, so there was lots of plenty of hot girls about and plenty to do.

Then after that for the next few days we went a bit further south and stayed in a place called Bidart which was much more chilled out, but we were camped almost right opposite a beach, there were other cool people on the campsite and we wanted to just chill out and have a beach holiday anyway and the beach was awesome so that was the most important thing.

Quality man, France didn't even cross my mind. Yeah that sounds like a great plan, i will definitely be putting that into the hat. Thanks for the advice. Yeah i drive and have driven in France before, plus we have a big MPV so everyone can fit in it. The drive alone should be fun, thanks again.

So how long have you been a teacher?

... I was 28 years old!

1. MGS4
2. Metal Gear Solid 4
3. Guns of the Patriots
4. MGS4 cake is in the works
5. METAL GEAR SOLID 4 TONIGHT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blackgang chine is like a bad acid trip with out the acid. and if you added acid to the mix, good god could you imagine?

Have you seen my video on my facebook???

Woop woop woop!

1. We've found a dream home.
2. They have accepted our offer
3. Metal Gear is fucking AWESOME.
4. The suns come back out.
5. METAL GEAR!!!!!!!!!!

The whole of yesterday: It was by far the greatest day of my life so far and if i ever have a kid, well lets just say he/she has a lot to live up to. The whole day was amazing, walking through the queens club and onto the grass literally sent shivers down my spine. The locker rooms and players lounge are so nice and thats where i got to show my skills on Top Spin 3 against the one and only .....ANDY 'EFFING' RODDICK! He was just the coolest guy in the world, a real guy's guy who just wants to hang with his friends and play the game he loves. In case you wondered yes i did absolutely dick him on Top Spin, he chose himself and i chose Rafa which he sighed and said 'i hope if i win it counts on my head to head with Rafa' (or something like that, i was just too giddy that he spoke to me to remember correctly). I spent about 45 minutes with Roddick (his match finished early and he had to stay around for some BBC work) then i watched some matches and went to the practice courts and watched Novak prepare for his match, sadly i didn't get to practice with him but did speak to him a bit. I am probably missing some stuff but that was the major bits. All the players (aside from Murray who is a complete wanker, but i knew that already) were just so cool and down to Earth. I honestly don't think yesterday will ever be topped.

I don't think i will love anything as much as i loved yesterday.

Oh and i think my friends and i have decided on a drive to Dover, then over to France and round the Country (well not completely) and back to Pompey. Thanks to Who has called me Hage for the great advice. And i apologize to Miss Anne Thorpe for just rejecting her Isle of Wight idea completely.

Did you get down on your knees then?

Safin got knocked out of the tournament a couple days earlier and he just went home, so didn't even have the chance.

Still, there's always the camping trip, eh?

Well if the alcohol is flowing, there aren't any girls around, the sleeping conditions are tight and the Moon is at its brightest; how can you blame a guy in need of some action?

I may as well add something whilst i'm in this thread. I am loving the fact Friday Night Lights is being brought back, just found out today (i know it was probably announced a while ago, i just forgot to look). Yes the second season got a bit stupid but i thought the last few episodes (especially the one all about Matt) were just fantastic and i am just happy a show survived because of its quality and not because of the amount of people who watch it.

Loving Naruto at the moment.

Not a big Anime fan, but my mate introduced me to this show and I'm hooked. Borrowed the first 2 series' from him, looked into renting the next 2 from Amazon, and while I can get Series 3 part 2, and series 4 parts 1 and 2, series 3 part 1 isn't available to rent... bastards!

:-:TNA tommorow. nice full day which should be "the shit" as some would say

:-: london for a week with a mate.

:-: while in london seeing the comedy store players. for a man whos loved who' line since i was a kid, im looking forward to it

:-: monty python musical in london, its probaly poor, but for a python fan im sure i will have a good night

:-: drinks in the LAMB AND FLAG (bottom jokes ahoy)

:-: NOAH the day after i get back.

(thats 6, but fuck it)

on a negitive, i cant remeber what i did with my monty python board game a mate gave me years back. fuck that ruled. hard as hell though. its about some where, i must find it

1. Got The Rocks New DVD
2. TNA tomorrow should be a good show
3. Fan Fest before the show
4. Chinese food
5. Call Of Duty 4

The fact that Bedroom TV (Sky 376, usually a homemade music video channel) has been showing live fixed-cam footage of an empty office all day. Someone's getting fired...

Naruto is awesome for a time. I watched the first 180 episodes in fan-subbed format, but the problems came when the anime got to a point where there was no story left to tell to keep in time with the Manga. This leads to filler episodes and filler story arcs to fill up episodes until the story can resume. These are deeply, deeply tedious and pointless aside from a couple of good comedy episodes. There's a point where the whole thing jumps forward several years, everyone is older and the story continues. The anime took AGES to get to this point, and until it was ready to do so, we were left with horrible filler.

All of that said, Shikamaru is awesome. So's Shino. In fact, almost every team has a potential favourite character. Great stuff.

Well, I found somewhere I can download right up to episode 176. So I'm sorted, which is great considering I've finished the first 2 series' of shows (52 episodes, or about 18 hours of viewing) in about 36 hours (that includes sleeping time). So had I not found a place to begin downloading, I'd be screwed for actually watching any of the stuff now.

Watching it in English dubbed tho', had to watch half of episode 53 with subtitles (as for some reason my download was only of half of the episode, which was annoying), and I'm much preferring the dubbed stuff, but I think that's a combination of what I'm used to after watching so much of the dubber stuff, and me also wanting to sort out my Magic The Gathering cards while it's on, if I had the subtitled version on I'd literally be unable to stop watching the TV, which would slow down my watch speed.

'course, thanks to our broadband having a limit on it, I'm also going to have to limit my Naruto watching now, thus meaning I'll probably get another two series' out of the way, and then have to wait until next month. So it's either watch a bunch and have a long wait, or watch in moderation... makes for a tough decision.

1 - I played a guitar today (it doesn't happen often these days)

2 - I've just installed a couple of hundred new typefaces, so Photoshop is no longer as it was before I formatted my hard drive, but better than it was.

3 - The possibility of telling my work to shove it up their arses next January (I'm not missing out on my Xmas bonus) is looking like a probability.

4 - I've got myself my first [b]paid[/p] photography assignment.

5 - My A38 adventure.

1. Shelly Martinez

2. Finally tracking down Jo Guest flashing her g**h videos

3. Killergram

4. Chiken Satay

5. Pressing random digits on my SKY remote, for channels I know don't exist.

6. Las Ketchup - "The Ketchup Song"

Abso-fuckng-lutely.

I had no idea this existed.
Mind you, there's no shortage of full frontal stills, so it shouldn't shock me too much.

Right, what did I enjoy today?

1 - I'm watching Groundhog Day. Bill Murray is tremendous.

2 - I had a sherbert fountain. There was not very much sherbert in it, which would imply that this should be in the negativity thread, but I'm trying look on the bright side. I had sherbert, and I like sherbert.

3 - I balanced 4 apples on my head earlier. It was fucking awesome.

4 - I came up with an idea to make a bit of extra money.

5 - I visited my Gran, and she didn't criticise my life. Well, she did a bit, but nowhere near as much as she normally does.

1. Had a superb Father's day meal with my dad. Succulent roast lamb with a giant Yorkie Pudding, mmmmmmm.

2. The Aztecs won a game 49-0. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

3. Petr Cech picked the ball out of the goal 3 times, crashing out of the Euros. Sublime.

4. I had three JD & Cokes tonight. Woo.

5. No difficult work tomorrow, just drawings to doodle and sample certificates to type. As long as I don't have to find samples it'll be all good.

NOAH NEXT WEEK!!! KOBASHI!!! MISAWA!!! KENTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

If only the two could meet as one and produce a 10 hour dvd

1. Walkers Prawn Cocktail Crisps
2. CMLL
3. Reading about AAA's Triplemania and Wagner's comeback for CMLL.
4. Wall-E trailer
5. Jada Fire

1. MGS4
2. The movings back on track
3. Suns out
4. Car shoppings back on track.
5. The festivals over!!! and it was the biggest flop in the history of the Isle of Wight festival!! haha!! we were all right!

1. im seeing the dark knight next tuesday just need to get off work
2.mgs4
that is all

In your opinion, yes. In my opinion it was great. Most of the bands were on top form and unlike last year the ticket fiasco was reduced to pretty much nil.

In everyone ive spoken to yes too. Everyones saying the samew thing. The kids that went because its a festival loved it, but people that actually went to see live music have lost hope in the islands festival.

Also, moles within county council have revealed that it was also their biggest financial loss in the history of the festival.

I went for the music, the sex pistols shouldnt have headlined, but otherwise it wasn't too bad musically. Plenty of great bands on.

Financially i couldn't give a shit about, as i went to enjoy myself. Though im glad the traffic situations sorted itself out.

I played Rock Band tonight, as a vocalist and scored pretty highly, including a 100% on All the small things, well impressed with the game. also improvising a french song upto 85% was a great effort.

[Also, I don't give a toss about playing in a real band or the legit quality of my singing]

It's a shame you have to quantify playing these games with that statement, because someone inevitably chooses to ignore the fact it's a computer game, hopefully this may stop [None ironic] "Play a real instrument" etc. comments, it won't though.

1.The Incredible Hulk Movie.

2. I've just got in touch with 3 ex-lays which should end my dry patch.

3. Guitar Hero is coming out on the DS.

4. Cravendale milk, I don't drink much milk but it's still on the list, that's how badass it is.

5. Booster Gold

A month before its official UK release ? how ? *jealous*

Play a real DS music sim.

no but if its blackgang chine related im sure its worth checking out for the randomness alone.. link me?

i concur! i had a top time at the festie, its was fookin awesome.. live music, dance tents, booze, sun, non stop partying. how can you not have a top time???? roll on reading & the bestival.

You went because it was a FESTIVAL!!! lol dont tell me you went for the bands

Heres linkage, And where we probably realise we know each other!!! lol (mad thinking this video was filmed very nearly a year ago...)

And i KNOW i cant spell lol

I'm friends with some people who were performing at the festival and they didn't think much of it. They got told to go to bed at 2am and they said everyone was cramped together in their tents.

Positive things...

1. I'm finished with school officially. I've returned all my textbooks and don't need to go back in until results day. Huzzah!!

2. There's people coming round tomorrow to just sit around and have a bit of a chat. Should be fun if they can find my house.

3. I've started working on my music diploma with the aim of getting it done within two years before I head off to uni.

4. Africa Oye is this weekend. Probably my favourite (free) festival going.

5. Erm...I had an Eccles cake before and it was bloody delicious. Ain't had one of those in years.