Broken ribs are common during birth. I was born with a slight malformed leg because my foot was stuck in my mother's ribcage. A few sessions of physiotherapy sorted it out though.

Oh, and congrats of course Well done.

Yaaaaay
Congrats babe,gis a text when ya feelin better

Congratulations

He's better looking than my nephew. I didn't think that was possible and my fingers resent typing it, but it's true. That pic is just ridiculously adorable.

Many congratulations, MAT. And welcome, little Run.

Awwwwwwwww. A wee Baba!!!!!

Congrats to all!

Congrats to you and the ickle baby Jesus, erm, Dylan

Congrats, he looks cool!

Its Dyyllann

Congrats me dear - glad to hear you're doing a bit better

He is adoreable!

Congratulations, and well done! He's gorgeous

Congrats hun, hes gorgeous!

Cherry, xxx

Handsome little fellow!

Congratulations. Enjoy him. Babys rock!

Congratulations.

Babies grow and change so fast, don't pass any opportunities to video or photo him.

Dyllan isn't bad either

Congrats MAT

The next generation of Vectis Tigers are here at last

Another congratulations here. He's adorable.

And I join Stug and Kenny in the campaign to call him "Run".

I join Sir Bombcar, Stug and Kenny

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Bless - many congratulations he looks great

Some of you may remember "Lost Prophet" who used to post on here, or anyone connected with the FWA when I was will remember my ex Lara.

Anyway.

Here's her baby almost ready for exit pic



Jeese all this talk of babies is making me broody, didn't know that was possible for a male

Now all I need is a woman and 10 months (give it a month of fun before shit goes crazy )

Congratulations

After an epic 27 hours of blood, sweat, tears and enough gas and air to give even Amy Winehouse a buzz, I am pleased to share with you all some snaps of my first born, Charlie. Born Monday the 6th October, he weighed a healthy 8lb.

Now, I need to go and find out what happened at No Mercy..





Edit - sorry the pics are bigger than I thought.

Congratulations!

You forget how tiny they are.

He really is cute, well done. I'd also like to agree with everyone else, that his nickname be Run. That MUST be his UKFF username, when he's old enough to reach they keyboard.

Congrats dude,

Another cute one! My number 4 is due any day now, can't wait.

My number 4 son was born at 1545 today, in our car with me as chief (and only) midwife. 7lbs 2 both mother and baby doing fine.

Bloody hell. Well Done Midwife Crux!!!!

Definite congrats on that one, I'm guessing the little bugger was in a rush to get out then

All the way down the last road to the hospital she was screaming she was pushing, and I was telling her she wan't allowed, there was no parking so I dumped the car and phoned the midwives and ran round the car to her door. She was trying to get out but I was pushing her back in as they are slippery buggers and I would never for give myself if I dropped him on the concrete. Suddenly the waters emerged unbroken, followed by a little head, no time to think, just had to guide him out as best I could, no time to get my spikey gloves on so he unfortunately slipped into the footwell, I only just managed to protect his neck, thankfully he was absolutely fine. For about 20 seconds I was crying out 'oh my god I've dropped him, I've dropped him, help!' but once I had got him safely into mummy's arms and the midwives came running out it turned to proud, joyous shouts of 'too late I have done it, I delivered him!'.

Later on, I was out making all the phone calls and the midwife popped into Claires room and asked if it was ok to put me down on all the official paperwork, so it was a nice suprise to get all the letters with my name on as the deliverer of the baby.

If I have learned one thing it's that no matter how much a person is screaming in agonym no matter how much blood there is and no matter how loud you cry for help, nearby ambulance drivers having a tea break don't come to your aid, then they look guilty and fuck off in the ambulances.

AWW! A WEE BABA! KOOCHIE AT U! KOOCHIE KOO!! AWWWWWW!

Well done! Seriously man, that's awesome

May I add my congratulations Doctor Crux.

Dad's like to be there but I'm guessing not so many get THAT involved hopefully you guys will have a special bond after that.
First breath and first Bump all in one go....

Bloody hell chap. Well done. I was flippin USELESS in the old delivery suite, I was falling to pieces over every minor little problem even though the room was full of professionals. Absolute fair play to you for keeping it all together.

Well done Crux, you kept it together much more than I did when I did my first delivery!

Thanks everyone, Baby and mum are staying in another night just to be sure as baby vommed up some blood in the night. So ive just managed to get my 2 middle lads of 4 and 2 (2 tomorrow that is) into bed for 9pm. If mum knew I would be a dead man. It would have been a lot easier if my eldest was stopping the night as they listen to him more than me. I will try and get a pic up tomorrow if they come out.

Did any fathers out there have dreams about their child before it was born?

Reason i ask is I had a very vivid dream last night, where my baby was born. Cut a long story short, it was a boy.

Anyone else have a dream like this, and was it accurate? We still dont know what we're having, we want the surprise.

Strangely enough I have had dreams about my own children before they were born, I even had a dream about delivering this one. I have always had dreams they were boys so it's no great suprise that the latest one was a boy. I never really thought I would deliver a baby, let alone my own, I have been joking about it for weeks though.

Do you secretly want it to be a boy silvera? I did with my eldest and my 2nd son. With the 3rd and 4th, even though we didn't know it was a long running joke I can only produce boys which has obviously rung true.

I used to dream all the time about Dyllan, i knew from very early on he was a boy, and i remember thinking because i 'knew' i bet the scan would reveal that he was infact a she, but luckily the dreams came true!

whats even more freaky is that he looks like he did in my dreams too ^_-

PICTURES!

Any side-on pics again so you can show how you losing your bump?

Your boyfriend has child snatcher eyes and facial hair like a porn star. Like this guy...

Not creepy at all.

Why are you going out with Dick (or is it Dom?)?

You have a nasty habit of reposting unfunny pictures. Nobody cares.

Haha it was a joke.

Yeah your right, the babies "dad" does have a look of Dom (from Dick & Dom).

"dad" ?

Mab is highly religious, we are all "Gods children"

Well I presumed it was the babies dad.

I see you still manage to look hot MATachoocookachookooo