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[Woyzeck]

The best part about New Jack's Benoit piece is the context. Right before this, Honky was laughing it up about how Nancy probably liked to be tied up during sex and it just got out of hand, so NJ's furious rant about how he'll kill anyone who makes light of it is backed by Honky, sat behind him, with a very strange expression on his mug, nodding along, even though it's the exact opposite of what he'd just been saying.

[dopper]

Seeing it in written form doesn't do it justice, but here is a transcript of the chapter of The Self Destruction of The Ultimate Warrior dvd which covers his unusual interviews ...

Warrior:
"I was sent in a capsule from a place far from here, and I came here for one reason.
To attack and keep comin’. Not to ask, but just to give. Not to want, but just to send.
Send the power of the Warrior down everybody’s throat in the WWF, until they become sick of it.
Well you’re gonna get sick of it, because this freak of nature right here is just beginning to swell.
And when I get big enough, brother, there ain’t gonna be room for anybody else but me and all the Warriors
floatin’ through the veins and the power of the Warrioooooorrrrrrr!!!"

Bobby Heenan:
"He couldn’t do an interview. He would just rant and rave and look into the stars and talk of this and that".

Warrior:
"I look up to the gods, and when you fall below the skeletons of the Warriors past,
the power of the Warriors will become the eight wonder of the woooorrrrrldddd!!!"

Jim Ross:
"The Ultimate Warrior's interviews really needed to be subtitled, so they could be interpreted to a normal human being".

Warrior:
"Normal people, the people that walk the streets every day, we cannot understand".

Jerry Lawler:
"I don’t think everybody understood exactly what he was saying. And probably that was a good thing.
And sometimes I don’t think even Warrior understood what he was saying, and that was an even better thing".

Warrior:
"The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat.
With or without the face-paint I am the Ultimate Warrioooooorrrr!!!"

Gene Okerland:
"He’d do a two and a half minute stand-up, and people would say what the hell did he say?"

Warrior:
"How must I prepare, you must ask yourself. Should I jump off the tallest building in the world?
Should I lay on the lawn and let them run over me with lawn-mowers? Should I go to Africa and let them trample me with raging elephants?"

Vince McMahon:
"He would go off in almost a trance and almost speak in tongues".

Warrior:
"In my final meeting with the gods from the heavens above. They spoke to me and hit me with the power of the Ultimate Warrior.
They told me: action stage left, action stage right. There is no place to run, all the fuses in the exit signs have burnt out".

Chris Jericho:
"His interviews were a little bit quizzical to me. He had great intensity …"

Warrior:
"Aaaaarrgghhh, you can feel it dude. You can feel it!"

Chris Jericho:
"... great energy, but lot of times I didn’t understand what he was saying".

Warrior:
"Full of the juice that carries the spaceship as far as it wants to go ..."

Chris Jericho:
"He would say: because when the moon is blood red …"

Warrior:
"The heavens have opened up from above and the Warriors have spoken.
You’ve got the power to make the skies rumble and the earth shake".

Chris Jericho:
"... in the sheets of the wind, then I will survive".

Warrior:
"Load the spaceship with the rocketfuel, load it with the Warriors".

Chris Jericho:
"And it was kind of like I don’t know what he just said but I think it sounded cool so yay".

Warrior:
"With the command of my voice I raise the level of the Warriors to one that can’t be reproduced".

Sgt Slaughter:
"He was out in outer-space, he was kind of talking with Darth Vader".

Warrior:
"Dig your claws into my organs, scratch into my tendons, bury your anchors into my bones,
for the power of the Warrior will always prevaaaaaiiiiiilllll".

Brooklyn Brawler:
"I don’t think the fans understood the Warrior’s interviews. I think the Warrior’s interviews were a figment of his own imagination".

Warrior:
"By now all the little Warriors know that the power of the Ultimate Warrior is something that you want to feel,
that you want to taste. It’s something that when you turn on that tv screen or when you buy a ticket to the Arenas
you know that’s it’s going to be exciting and it might even be a little bit frightening".

Hulk Hogan:
"It was a good-guy character with a maniacal edge to it".

Warrior:
"Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries of the entire universe
as I feel the injection from the gods above. I only know that the Ultimate Warrior is totally out of controoooooooolllll".

Ric Flair:
"I can’t remember one of his interviews. I do remember them being very jumbled,
and if I thought he was a great interview or they had any kind of merit then I would have remembered it".

Warrior:
"Come on in where nightmares are the best part of my daaaaaaaayyyyyy.
I live for anger and frustration. Combat is where I will be".

Edge:
I remember one for WrestleMania 6 where he told Hulk Hogan that he would take control of Hogan’s plane and take the plane into a nose-dive.

Warrior:
*GRUNTS* "As you, Hulk Ho-gan, travel to WrestleMania-a-a-a-a ..."

Christian:
"... tear down the cock-pit door, Hulk Ho-gan".

Warrior:
"... Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice ..."

Christian:
"Assume the controls, Hulk Ho-gan".

Warrior:
"Shove that control into a nose-dive, Hulk Ho-gan".

Christian:
"... and you will soon be close to parts unknown!" * grunts *

Edge:
"Just a lot of strange, strange things going on there. I think the tassles on his arms were cutting off the circulation to his head".

[Ian_hitmanhart]

Seeing it in written form doesn't do it justice, but here is a transcript of the chapter of The Self Destruction of The Ultimate Warrior dvd which covers his unusual interviews ...

Warrior:
"I was sent in a capsule from a place far from here, and I came here for one reason.
To attack and keep comin’. Not to ask, but just to give. Not to want, but just to send.
Send the power of the Warrior down everybody’s throat in the WWF, until they become sick of it.
Well you’re gonna get sick of it, because this freak of nature right here is just beginning to swell.
And when I get big enough, brother, there ain’t gonna be room for anybody else but me and all the Warriors
floatin’ through the veins and the power of the Warrioooooorrrrrrr!!!"

Bobby Heenan:
"He couldn’t do an interview. He would just rant and rave and look into the stars and talk of this and that".

Warrior:
"I look up to the gods, and when you fall below the skeletons of the Warriors past,
the power of the Warriors will become the eight wonder of the woooorrrrrldddd!!!"

Jim Ross:
"The Ultimate Warrior's interviews really needed to be subtitled, so they could be interpreted to a normal human being".

Warrior:
"Normal people, the people that walk the streets every day, we cannot understand".

Jerry Lawler:
"I don’t think everybody understood exactly what he was saying. And probably that was a good thing.
And sometimes I don’t think even Warrior understood what he was saying, and that was an even better thing".

Warrior:
"The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat.
With or without the face-paint I am the Ultimate Warrioooooorrrr!!!"

Gene Okerland:
"He’d do a two and a half minute stand-up, and people would say what the hell did he say?"

Warrior:
"How must I prepare, you must ask yourself. Should I jump off the tallest building in the world?
Should I lay on the lawn and let them run over me with lawn-mowers? Should I go to Africa and let them trample me with raging elephants?"

Vince McMahon:
"He would go off in almost a trance and almost speak in tongues".

Warrior:
"In my final meeting with the gods from the heavens above. They spoke to me and hit me with the power of the Ultimate Warrior.
They told me: action stage left, action stage right. There is no place to run, all the fuses in the exit signs have burnt out".

Chris Jericho:
"His interviews were a little bit quizzical to me. He had great intensity …"

Warrior:
"Aaaaarrgghhh, you can feel it dude. You can feel it!"

Chris Jericho:
"... great energy, but lot of times I didn’t understand what he was saying".

Warrior:
"Full of the juice that carries the spaceship as far as it wants to go ..."

Chris Jericho:
"He would say: because when the moon is blood red …"

Warrior:
"The heavens have opened up from above and the Warriors have spoken.
You’ve got the power to make the skies rumble and the earth shake".

Chris Jericho:
"... in the sheets of the wind, then I will survive".

Warrior:
"Load the spaceship with the rocketfuel, load it with the Warriors".

Chris Jericho:
"And it was kind of like I don’t know what he just said but I think it sounded cool so yay".

Warrior:
"With the command of my voice I raise the level of the Warriors to one that can’t be reproduced".

Sgt Slaughter:
"He was out in outer-space, he was kind of talking with Darth Vader".

Warrior:
"Dig your claws into my organs, scratch into my tendons, bury your anchors into my bones,
for the power of the Warrior will always prevaaaaaiiiiiilllll".

Brooklyn Brawler:
"I don’t think the fans understood the Warrior’s interviews. I think the Warrior’s interviews were a figment of his own imagination".

Warrior:
"By now all the little Warriors know that the power of the Ultimate Warrior is something that you want to feel,
that you want to taste. It’s something that when you turn on that tv screen or when you buy a ticket to the Arenas
you know that’s it’s going to be exciting and it might even be a little bit frightening".

Hulk Hogan:
"It was a good-guy character with a maniacal edge to it".

Warrior:
"Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries of the entire universe
as I feel the injection from the gods above. I only know that the Ultimate Warrior is totally out of controoooooooolllll".

Ric Flair:
"I can’t remember one of his interviews. I do remember them being very jumbled,
and if I thought he was a great interview or they had any kind of merit then I would have remembered it".

Warrior:
"Come on in where nightmares are the best part of my daaaaaaaayyyyyy.
I live for anger and frustration. Combat is where I will be".

Edge:
I remember one for WrestleMania 6 where he told Hulk Hogan that he would take control of Hogan’s plane and take the plane into a nose-dive.

Warrior:
*GRUNTS* "As you, Hulk Ho-gan, travel to WrestleMania-a-a-a-a ..."

Christian:
"... tear down the cock-pit door, Hulk Ho-gan".

Warrior:
"... Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice ..."

Christian:
"Assume the controls, Hulk Ho-gan".

Warrior:
"Shove that control into a nose-dive, Hulk Ho-gan".

Christian:
"... and you will soon be close to parts unknown!" * grunts *

Edge:
"Just a lot of strange, strange things going on there. I think the tassles on his arms were cutting off the circulation to his head".

That is great. I love the Warrior's DVD. It's how all DVD's should be done. Most of it is the truth anyway. The bitterness can be a little of putting mind you, but Edge, Christian and Jericho dont come across like that.

Konnan, New Blood Rising commentary on Jindrak and O'Haire: "Look at these guys, they got no look, they got no charisma: this guys are terrible" or something along those lines.

[tiger_rick]

This thread is still awesome. You guys rule. I'll add some more tonight too.

[Lawz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiZgrIpbcA - Here's the Youtube clip of that transcript dopper posted.

[dopper]

Below is a transcript from an outstanding promo on this week's Raw ...

SPOILER - Highlight the black box to read

'Rowdy' Roddy Piper to Chris Jericho ...

"You want the truth? I’m gonna shoot with you on this one.

Let me tell you something, man.

I have watched you, your entire career. And I liked you.
I’ll tell you why: you said what was on your mind, then you had the guts to come in the ring and back it up.
I respected that.

It reminded me of somebody I know.

What happened?
Now you get on television and you’re running your mouth.
You’re calling me out, you’re calling Flair out. You’re calling the other legends out.
You used to be entertaining. What happened?
You’re judging us. You patronize us. You tell us what we should be, and should not be doing.

Let me take one of your quotes: Please, shut the hell up".

Jericho: "Sure Piper. Dance like a puppet on a string, Make all these fans cheer for you ..."

Piper: "I’M NOT FINISHED YET!

Mickey Rourke is my friend, and I watched his movie: The Wrestler.
And yes, I cried.
The movie is not about a bunch of old-timers that want another run.
The movie is about the honour and respect we have for everyone.
The movie is about the pain, physically and emotionally.
And most of all, most importantly, why we did what we do: for the thrill of performing.
Ric Flair was right. We live for this.

I have people that come up to me and they say to me: “Hey Roddy, we remember when you slapped Mr T”
and I have people come up to me and say: “When my grand-dad was alive we watched you shave Adrian Adonis’ head”.
And Chris, you want to bury these moments.
No. These moments are to be celebrated.

Last year I was in the Royal Rumble.
And when I came out in Madison Square Garden, 24,000 people jumped to their feet and just for one second, Chris,
I felt like I was back in the first WrestleMania.
That was the thrill of a lifetime for me.

I have one hip and I hurt all the time.
But as long as these folks here say so, I will crawl down here on my hands and knees to give them one more memorable moment
because … old school’s cool".

As writing it down doesn't do it justice, click here to see it on Youtube.