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 Jan 7 2012, 16:19
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 Mid Carder  Group: Paid Members Posts: 1,789 Joined: 15-February 02 From: Russia With Love Member No.: 363  |
I'll kick off by nominating Mike Castle saving a damsel in distress with his WARHAMMER!
QUOTE (Mike Castle @ Jan 7 2012, 10:50)  Been in my current place 2 months now (hence why you lot haven't suffered me), and it's a new build so everyone is just settling in and getting to know each other, but within the first two weeks the couple across the hall had had the guy dragging his girlfriend into the flat by her hair, and I clearly heard him threatening to throw a TV down the stairs at her. Then clear arguments from their flat almost nightly. Things came to a head when I heard commotion in the hallway and checked through the spy hole to see her cowering against my door as he's seemingly going to lamp her. Leading to me nabbing a makeshift Warhammer I've got (anyone who remembers FJW... yes, that Warhammer) and opening the door to tell him to back off her. Long story short she left, and a few hours later the cops were round to take a statement and ask if I could keep an eye out for him coming back and call them if he did. She dropped the charges, but after another commotion (and further talks with the police and housing association) I've seen nothing of him for over a month, and it looks like she's getting the place done up by family. Definite result. -------------------- Proud consumer of 41 pink wafers in under 90 seconds.
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Jan 7 2012, 16:20
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 Main Eventer Group: Members Posts: 10,219 Joined: 10-April 09 Member No.: 14,013 |
TripleA's response to it made me laugh more than any post in recent memory.
--------------------  QUOTE @HeelZiggler: here comes @TrueKofi I PROMISE IM NOT HIS OPPONENT TONITE..... or am i??? HAHA #BestOf1000Series |
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Jan 7 2012, 18:41
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 Unleashing the trademark Group: Paid Members Posts: 933 Joined: 3-February 08 From: Aberdeen, Scotland Member No.: 11,742 |
Fantastic stuff from Gladesone...
http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=105848&st=765 QUOTE (Gladstone Small @ Jan 7 2012, 15:55) QUOTE (neil @ Jan 7 2012, 15:48) What's so bad about the PDC audience? Are they like the equivalent to ROH type crowds? Sitting there applauding the dartsmanship level? James Wade defeated Raymond van Barneveld after 34:45 following a Double 16. Fantastic match, surely a MOTY contender. Crowd were really into this one from the outset. Wade drummed up some great heel heat in the second set with a 'Hogan Ear'. It's the Bristow - Dellar of our generation. -------------------- "Aberdeen have what money can't buy - a soul" - Alfredo Di Stefano
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Jan 8 2012, 12:17
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 Anne Group: Paid Members Posts: 472 Joined: 4-October 03 From: Isle of Wight Member No.: 3,183 |
From the Relationships thread:
QUOTE (JLM @ Jan 8 2012, 11:05) QUOTE (Duke @ Jan 8 2012, 0:04) I'm doing a night shift at a shelter tonight (lots of sitting about with little on) What kind of sexy shelter is this? Made me chuckle. -------------------- QUOTE (Chest Rockwell @ Jan 19 2010, 10:12) Just do something about it or STFU and get used to being a fatty. |
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Jan 8 2012, 20:20
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 Card Filler Group: Members Posts: 694 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Barnsley Member No.: 1,637 |
The Gladstone post is easily the best thing I've seen in ages.
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Jan 10 2012, 17:21
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 European Champion Group: Paid Members Posts: 2,541 Joined: 10-April 03 From: Hoddesdon, Herts Member No.: 2,169 |
My favourite so far, Harmonic Generator from the 'Worst Pop Songs' Thread. So much passionate hatred, you can't help but admire.
QUOTE (HarmonicGenerator @ Jan 10 2012, 9:25) I could name at least two woeful cover versions of songs I love, but that's a whole other thing, so... Here Come The Girls. Okay, it's not so much the song itself as the life it seems to have taken on. Wherever screeching harpies shudder their way insensibly through a city centre, you're seeing Here Come The Girls. Wherever a faceless, mindless marketing company needs to target the modern independent woman, dammit, you know you'll be hearing Here Come The Girls. Wherever that appalling 'if you can't handle me at my worst' recurring Facebook status is posted by some girl you went to school with but haven't seen since she had all those kids, you can bet she's been listening to Here Come The Girls. FUCK OFF, The Girls, and the abominable, soul-destroying Boots adverts you rode in on. -------------------- |
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Jan 10 2012, 17:30
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 European Champion Group: Moderators Posts: 4,624 Joined: 5-April 05 From: Here to Eternity Member No.: 6,033 |
QUOTE (Kookoocachu @ Jan 8 2012, 12:17) From the Relationships thread: QUOTE (JLM @ Jan 8 2012, 11:05) QUOTE (Duke @ Jan 8 2012, 0:04) I'm doing a night shift at a shelter tonight (lots of sitting about with little on) What kind of sexy shelter is this? Made me chuckle. seconded. --------------------  |
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Jan 10 2012, 18:24
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Main Eventer Group: Members Posts: 10,219 Joined: 10-April 09 Member No.: 14,013 |
QUOTE (Burchill's Buddy @ Jan 10 2012, 17:21) My favourite so far, Harmonic Generator from the 'Worst Pop Songs' Thread. So much passionate hatred, you can't help but admire. QUOTE (HarmonicGenerator @ Jan 10 2012, 9:25) I could name at least two woeful cover versions of songs I love, but that's a whole other thing, so... Here Come The Girls. Okay, it's not so much the song itself as the life it seems to have taken on. Wherever screeching harpies shudder their way insensibly through a city centre, you're seeing Here Come The Girls. Wherever a faceless, mindless marketing company needs to target the modern independent woman, dammit, you know you'll be hearing Here Come The Girls. Wherever that appalling 'if you can't handle me at my worst' recurring Facebook status is posted by some girl you went to school with but haven't seen since she had all those kids, you can bet she's been listening to Here Come The Girls. FUCK OFF, The Girls, and the abominable, soul-destroying Boots adverts you rode in on. Seconded. -------------------- QUOTE @HeelZiggler: here comes @TrueKofi I PROMISE IM NOT HIS OPPONENT TONITE..... or am i??? HAHA #BestOf1000Series |
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Jan 10 2012, 18:35
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 European Champion Group: Paid Members Posts: 3,254 Joined: 19-January 03 From: South Wales Member No.: 1,631 |
Thirded. You tell those fucking bitches
-------------------- Team Lesnar |
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Jan 10 2012, 23:34
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 UKFF Battle Rap Winner 2012 Group: Paid Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 24-March 07 From: Me To You Member No.: 10,204 |
From 'The UKFF Logo' thread:
QUOTE (CuckedByMenry @ Jan 10 2012, 21:54)   -------------------- QUOTE (Jaffa) If you're having that, i'll go with The Miz making an appearance as Les Miz, complete with costume and songs. Also, Roman Reigns needs to rip off Khal Drogo and become a Dothraki warrior. |
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Jan 10 2012, 23:52
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 European Champion Group: Members Posts: 2,054 Joined: 19-September 06 From: a distance Member No.: 9,248 |
Fourthed for Here come the girls. Bang on.
--------------------  Sergeant Rex Power Colt, a Cyborg that came from the Toxic ashes of Vietnam War II |
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Jan 10 2012, 23:54
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European Champion Group: Members Posts: 3,672 Joined: 25-November 08 Member No.: 13,438 |
QUOTE (HarmonicGenerator @ Jan 10 2012, 23:34) From 'The UKFF Logo' thread: QUOTE (CuckedByMenry @ Jan 10 2012, 21:54) Seconded. Loved this, and would welcome it's appearance at the top of the page as well. --------------------  |
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Jan 11 2012, 7:31
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 Curtain Jerker Group: Members Posts: 475 Joined: 12-April 11 From: Enslavement To Obliteration Member No.: 19,430 |
Seconded for You!que?ff
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Jan 11 2012, 18:55
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 European Champion Group: Paid Members Posts: 2,113 Joined: 3-May 09 From: Farmington Member No.: 14,136 |
I'm ashamed to say I didn't get CuckedByMenry's pic until reading cobra_gordo's post there, that's fantastic. Fourthed.
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Jan 12 2012, 15:09
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Curtain Jerker Group: Members Posts: 475 Joined: 12-April 11 From: Enslavement To Obliteration Member No.: 19,430 |
I'm nominating this from Chilli in the Noisy Neighbours thread (context here)
QUOTE (Chilli_Dog @ Jan 12 2012, 14:41) Now I live in a flat and my neighbour is a naturist. It's a fair compromise for me to see an arse everyday than a cunt. -------------------- |
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