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 Nov 8 2011, 16:41
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 Curtain Jerker  Group: Members Posts: 344 Joined: 9-August 08 From: Canterbury Member No.: 12,412  |
I think I've already told the story here about shitting myself on an escalator. Not my finest hour.
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Nov 8 2011, 16:41
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 Card Filler Group: Paid Members Posts: 530 Joined: 8-November 08 From: Nottingham Member No.: 13,381 |
 Fuck me. Top man for getting them up. My favourite is the look of pure joy in pic #6, he seems to have reached nirvana.MSPaint really is fantastic. -------------------- ..then, before i left, i turned around and told the judge "i'm here to state who i am and be honest with you." i said "if they thought i was dangerous on the road like you're trying to accuse me of, wouldn't they have taken my license when i first got it? yes they would. and the judge says "yeah, you have a point," he goes "you don't need to get loud," i said "don't get loud?" i says "i've got every right to get loud." i says "you can't do a god damn thing about it, because i'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. you think you're god because you have a robe and you can put people up the god damn river for 20 years? well you're not."
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Nov 8 2011, 17:20
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 Card Filler Group: Members Posts: 694 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Barnsley Member No.: 1,637 |
QUOTE (Steve Justice @ Nov 8 2011, 12:42)  QUOTE (LaGoosh @ Nov 8 2011, 12:24) There are no words as to how amazing that is. That I've finally been potty trained at the age of 31, or that I pissed on myself? ................................,-~*`¯lllllll`*~,............................................. ..... ...........................,-~*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll¯`*-,.......................................... ......................,-~*llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*-,...................................... ..................,-*llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.\... .................................. ................;*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll,-~*~-,llllllllllllllllllll\.................................... ................\lllllllllllllllllllllllllll/...........\;;;;llllllllllll,-`~-,................................ .................\lllllllllllllllllllll,-*.............`~-~-,...(.(¯`*,`,............................... ...................\llllllllllll,-~*........................)_-\..*`*;..).............................. .....................\,-*`¯,*`)............,-~*`~................../............................... .....................|/.../.../~,......-~*,-~*`;.................../.\.............................. .................../.../..../..../..,-,..*~,.`*~*..................*...\.......................... ... ...................|.../.../..../.*`...\................................)....)¯`~,........... ......... ...................|./..../..../........).........)`*~-,............../.....|..)...`~-,.............. .................././.../....,*`-,.....`-,....*`....,---......\...../...../..|..........¯```*~-,,,, .................(............)`*~-,.....`*`.,-~*.,-*.......|.../..../..../...............\.......... ..................*-,.......`*-,...`~,..``.,,,-*.............|.,*...,*....|.................\......... ......................*,.........`-,....)-,..................,-*`...,-*.....(`-,..............\........ ........................f`-,........`-,/...*-,___,,-~*.....,-*......|....`-,...............\....... |
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Nov 8 2011, 21:20
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 Card Filler Group: Members Posts: 819 Joined: 17-March 03 From: West Country Member No.: 2,011 |
QUOTE (kendo @ Nov 8 2011, 15:23) http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 Since this thread is full of toilet mishaps, thought I'd share this gem. One of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Hahaha, best read in ages. But piss bottles? 
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Nov 9 2011, 0:25
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 Inter-Continental Champion Group: Members Posts: 5,778 Joined: 3-September 04 From: Somewhere nicer than where you are right now Member No.: 4,905 |
Piss bottles is just wrong. This thread has really opened my eyes to how many people have problems with the good old fashioned urinal.
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Nov 9 2011, 1:12
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 European Champion Group: Moderators Posts: 4,640 Joined: 5-April 05 From: Here to Eternity Member No.: 6,033 |
Splash back is a motherfucker though.. If I'm wearing a suit I won't use a urinal because I'm too lazy to dry clean often.. Doesn't bother me for jeans though.
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Nov 9 2011, 11:40
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 Curtain Jerker Group: Members Posts: 419 Joined: 14-October 07 From: London Member No.: 11,119 |
What are your opinions of washroom advertising?
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Nov 9 2011, 11:52
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 Inter-Continental Champion Group: Sig/Avatar Abusers Posts: 6,051 Joined: 3-March 09 From: Barrow Island Member No.: 13,829 |
Piss bottles are an essential tool if your on a football fans’ minibus going to away days.
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Nov 9 2011, 12:01
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Curtain Jerker Group: Members Posts: 344 Joined: 9-August 08 From: Canterbury Member No.: 12,412 |
I just had a text off a female friend saying that her she's had a stomach bug and her boyfriend (quite a new boyfriend) saw her shit and puke at the same time. Apparently he still can't close his eyes around her..
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Nov 9 2011, 13:47
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 Mid Carder Group: Members Posts: 1,003 Joined: 13-August 05 From: Fucking London! Member No.: 6,835 |
QUOTE (Dave 2Tone @ Nov 9 2011, 12:01) I just had a text off a female friend saying that her she's had a stomach bug and her boyfriend (quite a new boyfriend) saw her shit and puke at the same time. Apparently he still can't close his eyes around her.. I think in this case (unless I really didn't care much about the chick) compassion would take over from being grossed out for me. -------------------- My name is not Steve
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Nov 9 2011, 14:10
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 Does poos wrong Group: Members Posts: 506 Joined: 3-February 05 From: here to eternity Member No.: 5,772 |
That really depends. It would turn my stomach, but if I was into scat...
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Nov 9 2011, 14:17
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Mid Carder Group: Members Posts: 1,003 Joined: 13-August 05 From: Fucking London! Member No.: 6,835 |
QUOTE (Steve Justice @ Nov 9 2011, 14:10) That really depends. It would turn my stomach, but if I was into scat... I'm sure even the most hardened scatophiles aren't into ill people's diarrhea, well I hope not anyway. -------------------- My name is not Steve
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Nov 9 2011, 14:23
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Curtain Jerker Group: Members Posts: 344 Joined: 9-August 08 From: Canterbury Member No.: 12,412 |
If it was my g/f and i saw it, it'd gross me out a bit in the 'I don't like looking at shit or the smell of it' way, but wouldn't really be a big deal, if you're ill, you're ill. That said, I'd be fairly embarrassed if my g/f saw me hunched over on the lav, shitting tea and retching in the sink..
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Nov 9 2011, 14:23
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 European Champion Group: Paid Members Posts: 3,692 Joined: 19-January 02 From: London Member No.: 597 |
What I don't understand is why the guy on the bodybuilding forum couldn't piss and shit at the same time?
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Nov 9 2011, 14:26
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European Champion Group: Moderators Posts: 4,640 Joined: 5-April 05 From: Here to Eternity Member No.: 6,033 |
Because he had a boner
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