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Richie Freebird
post Mar 26 2012, 12:06
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QUOTE (bAzTNM#1 @ Mar 26 2012, 12:48) *
I got randomly stopped by the Police today as I was going out my front door today. Unbelievable.

What are your rights here? Do you need to give them your name etc?



What were they accusing you of? Were they just being cunts for the sake of it?

There was a small news story out a few weeks ago of a man on a push bike who was stopped by a police man, and the guy ran rings around him with “what charge are you doing me for?”, “what laws have I broken?” etc. He had a camera mounted on his helmet with which he filmed the incident and made the police look like an absolute idiot as he couldn’t explain what laws he’d stopped him under. The guy then cycled off leaving the police pretty speechless and looking an incompetent cunt.

I’m not encouraging or endorsing this kind of confrontation though, most of them would probably slap you in the cuffs just for questioning why they’ve pulled you.

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post Mar 26 2012, 13:45
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QUOTE (PowerButchi @ Mar 26 2012, 4:57) *
On Tuesday I start my first full day as a Supermarket Butcher. I've given up on doing voiceovers and assorted researching bollocks and decided to to something I've always fancied instead. I'm 26 now so it seems the right time to go for it.

I'm imagining you as being the cracking Mark Addy character in Trollied, only with a funny accent and leeks in your pocket.

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post Mar 26 2012, 15:52
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QUOTE (Richie Freebird @ Mar 26 2012, 9:34) *
Also, out of interest how old are the super skinny lads in here that can eat shed loads of junk food and remain skinny? I had said attribute all through my teen years and into my early 20’s. It was around the age of 22 I think that I started turning into a beer belly sporting fatty.


I definitely think I fit into this category. I can eat all sorts of garbage and remain skinny, but I'd like to think I balance it out by walking everywhere, doing a fair bit of sport and trying to eat healthily most of the time. I'm 20, and my Dad said he was the same as me when he was younger. By about 25, the metabolism slowed down and a gut started to appear. That will be the day I invest in a gym membership (or so I say...it'll never happen).


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post Mar 26 2012, 16:01
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QUOTE (LariatTom @ Mar 26 2012, 16:52) *
QUOTE (Richie Freebird @ Mar 26 2012, 9:34) *
Also, out of interest how old are the super skinny lads in here that can eat shed loads of junk food and remain skinny? I had said attribute all through my teen years and into my early 20’s. It was around the age of 22 I think that I started turning into a beer belly sporting fatty.


I definitely think I fit into this category. I can eat all sorts of garbage and remain skinny, but I'd like to think I balance it out by walking everywhere, doing a fair bit of sport and trying to eat healthily most of the time. I'm 20, and my Dad said he was the same as me when he was younger. By about 25, the metabolism slowed down and a gut started to appear. That will be the day I invest in a gym membership (or so I say...it'll never happen).


I'm 23, 6"3 and 10 stone 5lb. I went to my GP about three years ago to see if I had a problem and he said I was " just one of life's skinny malinkies! " I'm like a fucking beanpole. I always get called Kyle Lafferty which is quite annoying, as it's not my name. What's the best way to put weight on? I've tried protein shakes and eggs but to no avail.
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post Mar 26 2012, 16:04
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QUOTE (BiffingtonClyro @ Mar 26 2012, 17:01) *
QUOTE (LariatTom @ Mar 26 2012, 16:52) *
QUOTE (Richie Freebird @ Mar 26 2012, 9:34) *
Also, out of interest how old are the super skinny lads in here that can eat shed loads of junk food and remain skinny? I had said attribute all through my teen years and into my early 20’s. It was around the age of 22 I think that I started turning into a beer belly sporting fatty.


I definitely think I fit into this category. I can eat all sorts of garbage and remain skinny, but I'd like to think I balance it out by walking everywhere, doing a fair bit of sport and trying to eat healthily most of the time. I'm 20, and my Dad said he was the same as me when he was younger. By about 25, the metabolism slowed down and a gut started to appear. That will be the day I invest in a gym membership (or so I say...it'll never happen).


I'm 23, 6"3 and 10 stone 5lb. I went to my GP about three years ago to see if I had a problem and he said I was " just one of life's skinny malinkies! " I'm like a fucking beanpole. I always get called Kyle Lafferty which is quite annoying, as it's not my name. What's the best way to put weight on? I've tried protein shakes and eggs but to no avail.


I'd make the most of it, eat as much shit as you like and fuck what others think. I wish I had the ability to eat whatever I like and remain skinny. I'm envious. Enjoy yourself, one day you'll adopt a beer gut. It's not so bad after a while...
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Richie Freebird
post Mar 26 2012, 16:16
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QUOTE (BiffingtonClyro @ Mar 26 2012, 17:01) *
I'm 23, 6"3 and 10 stone 5lb. I went to my GP about three years ago to see if I had a problem and he said I was " just one of life's skinny malinkies! " I'm like a fucking beanpole. I always get called Kyle Lafferty which is quite annoying, as it's not my name. What's the best way to put weight on? I've tried protein shakes and eggs but to no avail.


For me it was drinking lager constantly and doing fuck all exorcise that turned me from fitty to fatty. I was reasonably in shape around age 21, but as I turned into a lazy, junk food munching waster the waist line complied in the usual ways. Saying that, I have always been a big junk food and alcohol abuser, I think it was mainly the major lack of exorcise that caused me to inflate somewhat. I’m not huuuuge like, under 14 stone, but I was closer to 11.5 / 12 when I was in my early 20s.


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post Mar 26 2012, 16:22
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Ukff poster carbomb is on the chase on itv right now aiming for thirty grand...
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post Mar 26 2012, 16:22
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I've been frying everything for the last two weeks which shows you what kind of diet I have. My ovens fucked but the hobs still work! I drink a shit load of lager and any form of strenuous activity fucks me up. I'm incredibly skinny but incredibly unfit. I need to give up the rollies I think.
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post Mar 26 2012, 16:23
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QUOTE (hitman89762000 @ Mar 26 2012, 17:22) *
Ukff poster carbomb is on the chase on itv right now aiming for thirty grand...


Was that really Carbomb, or is this a "ho ho, Carbomb likes Japanese stuff" gag?


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post Mar 26 2012, 16:25
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Its really ben hes mentioned it on his facebook the other day
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Richie Freebird
post Mar 26 2012, 16:28
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Screenshots?


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post Mar 26 2012, 16:30
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I didnt take any but have a look on itv1+1 at 6pm
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post Mar 26 2012, 16:30
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QUOTE (hitman89762000 @ Mar 26 2012, 17:25) *
Its really ben hes mentioned it on his facebook the other day



did he win owt?


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post Mar 26 2012, 16:32
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Read biffingtons spoiler

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post Mar 26 2012, 16:32
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QUOTE (Kaz Hayashi @ Mar 26 2012, 17:30) *
QUOTE (hitman89762000 @ Mar 26 2012, 17:25) *
Its really ben hes mentioned it on his facebook the other day



did he win owt?


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