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Anyone else have my problem? Have a night on the ale, have a wank, and it burns like a fucker when you release the boys. Thing is, never when I'm sober, or when I'm having actual sex, but having a pissed-up toss makes me feel like I'm having swab in the clap clinic.
Anyone else had the problem, and even better, know what the fuck it is? This post has been edited by ButchReedMark: Jan 7 2010, 4:06 --------------------  QUOTE (Loki @ Mar 11 2013, 18:46)  I think people making Wales the favourites are over-egging the pudding though. It should be a good game, but if England field their best squad and keep it tight, they'll be comfortable. MY VERY RARELY UPDATED BLOG - http://garethsalrightblog.blogspot.co.uk |
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Jan 7 2010, 4:12
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There's nothing quite like a drunk, masturbating Welshman to really set the tone, is there?
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Jan 7 2010, 4:41
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Good Arrows! UKFF Humour Champion 2009 Group: Moderators Posts: 9,313 Joined: 5-July 08 From: Llangollen, Wales Member No.: 12,294 |
You fucking racist.
-------------------- QUOTE (Loki @ Mar 11 2013, 18:46) I think people making Wales the favourites are over-egging the pudding though. It should be a good game, but if England field their best squad and keep it tight, they'll be comfortable. MY VERY RARELY UPDATED BLOG - http://garethsalrightblog.blogspot.co.uk |
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Jan 7 2010, 5:00
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QUOTE (ButchReedMark @ Jan 7 2010, 4:41) You fucking racist. Oh yes. And if there was any doubt about the matter, now hear this: NIGGER. Only kidding, I'm still Chief Wog. -------------------- |
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Jan 7 2010, 5:01
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Good Arrows! UKFF Humour Champion 2009 Group: Moderators Posts: 9,313 Joined: 5-July 08 From: Llangollen, Wales Member No.: 12,294 |
Fucking coloureds...
-------------------- QUOTE (Loki @ Mar 11 2013, 18:46) I think people making Wales the favourites are over-egging the pudding though. It should be a good game, but if England field their best squad and keep it tight, they'll be comfortable. MY VERY RARELY UPDATED BLOG - http://garethsalrightblog.blogspot.co.uk |
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Jan 7 2010, 6:13
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most likely whatever you're drinking doesn't agree with your japs eye.
changing your diet can affect flavour, so yeah. --------------------  QUOTE (Mr. Seven @ Dec 25 2009, 0:10) "And Midas is king and he holds me so tight." |
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Jan 7 2010, 9:42
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Yes I've had the same thing. I've given up wanking pissed, not only because of the burning but also because it takes ages.
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Jan 7 2010, 9:52
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Fanny, minge, SID~! etc.
-------------------- QUOTE (Vlad) A woman's voice, is such rarest flower. But I pick it. Vlad picks, petal from petal, until you are nudest you are ever being. Until you are so nude. |
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Jan 7 2010, 10:04
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QUOTE (JLM @ Jan 7 2010, 9:52) Fanny, minge, SID~! etc. All things that make life good. |
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Jan 7 2010, 13:37
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QUOTE (JLM @ Jan 7 2010, 9:52) Fanny, minge, SID~! etc. If Butch and his blokey-bloke-bloke-blokeness beats you to funniest poster something's gone very wrong. This post has been edited by Gauntley's Gooch: Jan 7 2010, 13:40 -------------------- QUOTE (Senser) Fashion is something so ugly it has to be changed every 15 minutes. Style is something versatile and is in the way you move and in the way you smile. |
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Jan 7 2010, 13:41
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I usually find JLM funny to be honest, much as I do Butch most of the time.
JLM's little swipes at the one guy opposing him in the poll aren't really called for though. It's not that much of a big deal. Is it? |
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Jan 7 2010, 13:49
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I'm not the first person to suggest that if one of the dolts everyone loves to hate started a thread at 4AM about having a wank that they'd be slaughtered for it. I find the laddish shtick a bit tiresome and felt like commenting on it. If you check the other poll you'll see that I'm not alone on that front. I've won funniest poster before and it's not all it's cracked up to be; they make you return the prizes at the end of the year anyway.
 QUOTE (Hardcore harry) Is it? Oh no he DIDN'T! In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that. This post has been edited by JLM: Jan 7 2010, 13:53 -------------------- QUOTE (Vlad) A woman's voice, is such rarest flower. But I pick it. Vlad picks, petal from petal, until you are nudest you are ever being. Until you are so nude. |
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Jan 7 2010, 13:51
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QUOTE (JLM @ Jan 7 2010, 13:49) In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that. Nah, I know exactly why i'm on the dolt list 
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Jan 7 2010, 13:55
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QUOTE (hardcore_harry @ Jan 7 2010, 13:51) QUOTE (JLM @ Jan 7 2010, 13:49) In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that. Nah, I know exactly why i'm on the dolt list You should just hide your support for Motherwell a bit better then! 
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Jan 7 2010, 13:56
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QUOTE (martyngnr @ Jan 7 2010, 13:55) You should just hide your support for Motherwell a bit better then! 
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