JLM

My stalkers travel in sync they on timers They be movin’ in herds, Gallimimus

I haven’t hit the worst I can do yet. I feel there is a depth these can still sink to. This is my truth now. Do not silence me.

Biters be stalkin’ Copying my voice like I’m Christopher Walken Please stop stalkin’ I don’t need that noise like cinema talkin’ You should stop stalkin’ Take your cue from me, that’s a tip, no chalkin’ At the pub stalkin’ Lookin’ into Stella like Stephen Hawking.

You’re really starting to sound like someone who doesn’t support are boys.

They be stalkin’ Challenging my faith like Richard Dawkins Fuck these stalkers Starin’ ‘cause I’m lookin’ like a snack, that’s Walkers Whole gang stalkin’ That’s a lot’o’mans I ain’t talkin ‘bout the Balkans. Bars for you there. Free of charge.

I wrote my own social media nostalgia poem a while ago. Most will be too scared to share or repost it but like if u agree. We set off for school in the morning We respected our teachers in class Everyone these days is vegan My lunch was a big bowl of glass I don't like change or progress I long for those rose-tinted days Nowadays people get all offended When we deny basic rights to the gays The kids now all play on the Fortnites We used to play down at the beach If you disagree with my transphobia You're attacking my freedom of speech I didn't like that advert Where the family had brown skin When will white people get on the Telly? So I feel like I can fit in? My parents both beat me daily It didn't do me any harm I share credit for both World War Wins Though I never took up arms I'm nostalgic for a time Which never really existed Things were better whenever that was, Now everything's PC and twisted My opinions are all being censored An oppressed and unheard straight white bloke. If anyone questions my world view. I let them all know they are woke. I wear my poppy with pride I bet someone out there's offended There's no evidence for this anywhere, But this is the year Christmas ended I read the Daily Mail To keep me scared and angry "Everyone's offended by everything!" I scream As I complain about the colour of that family. I voted for Boris and Brexit So desperate to leave the EU At least I was for those few months, When Nigel told lies on the news. I don't know too much about Covid, But it’s definitely young people's fault. They keep telling me I’m a gammon, When I say immigration should halt. Share if you agree with me That things were better then. I don't know when that was exactly But we need to get back there again.

I will try to come up with more, but RVD and Sabu vs Hayabusa and Jinsei Shinzaki from ECW Heatwave 98 is a big one for me. It wasn’t the best work from any of the four involved but I thought Hayabusa was the coolest wrestler I had ever seen. He remains in my top 5 favourites of all time. Sent me down the tape trading route and led me to Toryumon, which I then watched religiously for a number of years, and more broadly got me into exploring Japanese wrestling as a whole.

Oh also, this is not my dog so apologies for veering off topic, but I got to meet and feed some tapirs the other week and it was a magical experience. I think at my core I’m a guy who appreciates a long snout. I should add that they don’t live in this little shed. They have a massive outdoor habitat, this is just where they come in to sleep if it’s cold, to eat and to do signings/meet and greets with fans.

Her use of emblazoned there is extremely cromulent.

Yeah at the end of her AEW run she had good matches with Kris Statlander which required a lot more than kick -> Jaded, but Statlander is awesome so it was hard to tell how much Jade had improved there too. I’m sure they’ll get her where she needs to be but yeah, even if she improves enough to be able to do a 25 minute epic I don’t think she ever needs to be doing that. I’d book her Lesnar style where it’s throwing bombs from the opening bell and it feels like it could end at any time.

Good to see Jade Cargill is booked for a house show this weekend. Hope she gets to do a lot of these. If she can get to the point where she can work a solid ten minute match consistently I don’t think she needs much more.

I assume after the dissolution of the JAS that Cool Hand will not be required to hand over the baby to Jericho so he can drain its life essence.

I had just assumed it was legit because I don’t believe Ruby is a good enough actress to fake the on screen chemistry they have.

Fucking hell that motion from the athletic commission is appalling. Absolutely gross.