Keith Houchen

Look after yourself, Gfunk.

A new challenger enters the Worst Thread arena.

Yeah you could understand it in the front garden.

“Am I up to date with my Garth Crooks lore? No I’m not” was right there. #Garthing.

If you really want to shithouse it, ask the council if they have planning permission for it. Invariably all the “I can’t fly my flag because of woke” comes down to not getting the correct documentation. However, the person issuing the permits is usually muslamic, probably.

Such a shit song from a shit band. I hate how it’s associated with Cov City.

He looks like Wallace Shawn after drinking Ken Griffey Jr’s Nerve Tonic.

Don’t know if anyone has seen this pisspipe all over the news? He’s the guy who police stopped crossing the road while a pro Palestinian march was happening and threatened to Nick him for breach of the peace Obviously it’s ridiculous that plod described him as “Openly Jewish” and they have apologised. I’ve found it pretty galling that he was getting fuck all pushback across media yesterday. Campaigners have known this Guy for ages. He’s an agitator cut from the same cloth as Tommy Robinson. His account of events has fallen apart after the slightest bit of scrutiny. He, his security and his film crew all walked through the march to no reaction, so they rocked up to a counter protest where there was a police presence and tried again, eventually getting something filmable. As usual, the full footage paints a different picture to the one he painted of a Jewish bloke merely wanting to cross a road. Also recently, he said how every single person on there marches is a Hamas and terrorist supporter. Also, in answer to his question here, I’m going to go with “Yes”

Conspiracy Theory (1997)

We always had a Robin visit our garden and my girlfriend liked to think it was her nana keeping an eye on her. Her house was always a safe haven for her during a troubled childhood. Her granddad spent his life after she died with bad depression (understandable) and he died recently. On the journey back from his funeral my girlfriend kept saying “At least he’s with nana now”. The next morning there were two Robins in the garden.

My girlfriend felt exactly the same. She loved Hospital but this didn’t click at all and was very disappointed. I can only draw the conclusion that a lack of Sir Nigel Bicklesworth added to the misery.

Speaking of which, ITV did this lovely segment in the build up. CW contains a very broken leg.

Marvellous.

Thanks. In the spirit of reciprocity, I hope City absolutely steamroller Utd in the final.