I Bent My Wookie

Does this mean Cool Hand now graduates to become Daddy Magic Jr?

All I could think of during Sheamus' match was that it felt like a real life version of Randy Marsh vs Batdad at the kids baseball in South Park. 2 big guys in their pants having a punch up after being on the beers all day. I know he's been off with a serious injury but if he's coming back in that shape, he probably should have kept the vest, braces and bottoms.

Premier League Brentford 1 v 1 Sheffield United Burnley 1 v 3 Brighton & Hove Albion Manchester City 6 v 0 Luton Town Nottingham Forest 1 v 2 Wolverhampton Wanderers Bournemouth 1 v 0 Manchester United (17:30) FA Women's Cup semi-finals Tottenham Hotspur 2 v 0 Leicester City (Sunday 12:00) Manchester United 2 v 1 Chelsea (Sunday 14:35) Serie A Torino 1 v 3 Juventus (17:00) Udinese 1 v 2 Roma (Sunday 17:00) Serie B Parma w/ultimo the great 2 v 1 Spezia (15:15)

With that line up sitting down will only ever inevitably lead to falling asleep to lo-fi beats so I send you my best wishes. Tempted to go see Pierce The Veil Friday but I both have a 10am start Saturday morning and I'm finding going to gigs by myself rubbish recently when they involve travel and the likes.

There's way too many posts to trail through, but I actually loved Irvin getting emotional over the weekend. It really didn't seem forced to me and played off as genuine, she seems like a fan, she seems like she is genuinely close to a lot of the wrestlers. Michael Cole getting emotional talking about how long he's known Cody and how much he loves wrestling is up there too. Honestly it was overall a bloody brilliant weekend of moments and I'm excited to see RAW tonight and honestly I didn't feel that way 12 months ago after last year's WrestleMania.

Week 35 fixtures Premier League Fulham 0-1 Newcastle United Luton Town 2-1 Bournemouth w/Vegeta Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1 West Ham United Manchester United 1-2 Liverpool (Sunday 15:30) FA Trophy semi-final Gateshead 2-1 Macclesfield Scottish Premiership Rangers 1-2 Celtic (Sunday 12:00) Spanish Cup Final Athletic Bilbao 1-0 Real Mallorca (21:00, in Seville) Eredivisie Feyenoord 2-1 Ajax (Sunday 13:30) A Primeira Liga Sporting 2-1 Benfica (20:30) UEFA Women's Nations League Ireland 0-2 England (Tuesday 19:30)

I'll get started on that from the PLE onwards then. NXT is a favourite of mine just because its that rise and shine of newer, future talent so it'll be fun to actually chat about it as none of my friend group really are into their wrestling anymore.

I'm pretty sure they're gonna turn Willow heel on Mercedes, with TK thinking he needs to have his big, very expensive signing be the face of the women's division on TV, both figurative and literal. Not saying its the right decision at all because its absolutely not, but the way they're booking some aspects at the moment it's like Stokely turning her over to the evil side to stop Mone feels like a possible outcome.

I came into post last week after Ridge Holland's "retirement" to see where people thought the angle was going but saw there had hardly been any chat for time, took me a while to even find the thread. I watch NXT on the weekly but don't thknk show reviews from me would add any viewers from the forum to the show the way other much more articulate posters could. The North American title match at the next PLE has all the makings of three huge lads leathering each other though so I'd recommend checking that out if you've a spare 20 or so after the event happens.

Premier League Newcastle United 2 v 2 West Ham United (Saturday 12:30) Nottingham Forest 1 v 2 Crystal Palace (Saturday) Aston Villa 3 v 1 Wolverhampton Wanderers (Saturday 17:30) Brentford 1 v 0 Manchester United (Saturday 20:00) Championship Queen's Park Rangers 2 v 1 Birmingham City Sheffield Wednesday 1 v 2 Swansea City League One Wycombe Wanderers 0 v 1 Portsmouth National League Gateshead 1 v 2 Rochdale National League South Yeovil Town 2 v 0 Torquay United German Bundesliga Bayern Munich 1 v 2 Borussia Dortmund (Saturday 17:30) Week 34B fixtures – Easter Day and Easter Monday Premier League Liverpool 2 v 1 Brighton & Hove Albion (Sunday 14:00) Manchester City 2 v 1 Arsenal (Sunday 16:30) Championship Sunderland 2 v 1 Blackburn Rovers West Bromwich Albion 1 v 0 Watford League One Bolton Wanderers 2 v 0 Reading League Two Morecambe 1 v 2 Barrow Stockport County 0 v 1 Wimbledon National League Halifax Town 1 v 1 York City National League North Southport 1 v 4 Scunthorpe United Ligue Un Olympique de Marseille 0 v 2 Paris St Germain (Sunday 19:45)

Week 33 fixtures International Friendlies Ireland 0-3 Belgium (17:00) Slovakia 2-1 Austria (17:00) Denmark 1-1 Switzerland (19:00) England 0-1 Brazil (19:00) France 3-1 Germany (20:00) Ecuador 0-3 Italy (Sunday 20:00) Women's Super League Everton 1-3 Liverpool (Sunday 13:00) West Ham United 1-2 Chelsea (Sunday 16:30) Aston Villa 1-2 Arsenal (Sunday 18:45) Scottish Women's League Cup Final Partick Thistle 0-3 Rangers (Sunday 13:30, at Tynecastle)